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Song Parodies -> "The Scary Speedo"

Original Song Title:

"The Beautiful People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"The Scary Speedo"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

ok if you where a speedo at the beach please dont your ruining the beach for us all PLEASE!!!! And do you guys who run this website know how to get your music out their more like any more parody websites? and this is supposed to take place at a beach
And i dont wear ya, and i dont want ya,
dont try to wear it or ill hate ya
its not your fault your beachwear is wrong
the sick ones are their, try to look at the hot
the scary speedo, the scary speedo
its all wrong like the size of your steeple
you can see your forest and your trees
and you cant smell your own puke on your KNEES!

there is a time to discrimanate
when theirs a tiny speedo in your face

Hey you what do you see ?
i see a tiny speedo starin at me
hey you do you want me to go blind?
you live with with weirdo's its hard to be safe

EWWWWW.......EWWWWWW

the speedo's live with every folk
its easy to tell who wears em the most.

the horrible speedo the horrible speedo
its all funny like the size of your steeple
scary beachwear has took a stand
old fashioned trunks come and save the day!

Hey you what do you see ?
i see a tiny speedo starin at me
hey you do you want me to go blind?
you live with with weirdo's its hard to be safe

there is a time to discrimanate
when theirs a tiny speedo in your face

the scary speedo the scary speedo
the scary speedo the scary speedo
the scary speedo the scary speedo
the scary speedo the scary speedo

Hey you what do you see ?
i see a tiny speedo starin at me
hey you do you want me to go blind?
you live with with weirdo's its hard to be safe

Hey you what do you see ?
i see a tiny speedo starin at me
hey you do you want me to go blind?
you live with with weirdo's its hard to be safe

the scary speedo the scary speedo
the scary speedo the scary speedo
the scary speedo the scary speedo
the scary speedo the scary speedo

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Mark Scotti - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
They should be banned! "Speed"ing fives to your cause...
Chance Gollnick - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Well Mark Scotti thank you for the 5's much obliged and i know speedy's are a very scary thing..... Gross!

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