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Song Parodies -> "Astonishing Panorama Of The Ping Times"

Original Song Title:

"Astonishing Panorama Of The End Times"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"Astonishing Panorama Of The Ping Times"

Parody Written by:

Anthony Smith

The Lyrics

The boy's got a ping like a lagger's dog,
Playing on that server till the clock's struck one
And he's been waiting so long
To plant the bomb

Boy's 15 but he's 56K
Want to kill all but his ping is gay
He's been lagging out for the last age
And he's in a rage

Cable modems for the people
They need to play net games at speed
Cable modems for the people
Give the kids what they need

Kill your lag
Kill your lag
Kill your... server!

Boy's purified by the cable gods
0wning j00 at CS like a revelation
With macros he opens fire,
"U R EZ $$"

Cable modems for the people
They need to play net games at speed
Cable modems for the people
Give the kids what they need

Kill your lag
Kill your lag
Kill your... server!

This is how you should lag, Zero's how you should lag
This is how you should lag, Zero's how you should lag
This is how you should lag, Zero's how you should lag
This is how you should lag, Zero's how you should lag
This is how you should lag, Zero's how you should lag
This is how you should laaaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!!

Cable modems for the people
They need to play net games at speed
Cable modems for the people
Give the kids what they-

Cable modems for the people
They need to play net games at speed
Cable modems for the people
Give the kids what they need

Kill your lag, Kill your server,
Kill your lag, Kill your server,
Kill your lag, Kill your server,
Kill your lag, Kill your server!

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 34

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