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Song Parodies -> "Bake It Off"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Off"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Bake It Off"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

hahaha
I gotta bake it off
Cause the cookin ain't the same
And you keep on playing games
Like you got a cookie tray
I gotta bake it off
Just like the pilsbury commercial
I really gotta get up outta here
And go somewhere
I gotta bake it off
Gotta make that fudge
No I don't mean poo
Appreciate all the fudge i make!
Boy I gotta bake it off
Gotta do what's best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
bake it off

By the time you get this message
It's gonna be too late
So don't bother paging me
'Cause I'll be makin' brownies
See, I grabbed all my sugar and colliflower
Just ask your momma she knows
You're gonna miss my cookies
Hate to say I told you so
Well at first I didn't know
The difference between shaving cream
And swirled whipped cream
And thats pretty lame
So I packed up my all purpose flour
Jumped in your ride and took off
You'll never ever find a girl
Who cooks better than me

[Chorus]
I gotta bake it off
Cause the cookin' ain't the same
And you keep on playing games
Like you got a cookie tray
I gotta bake it off
Just like the pie dough commercial
I really gotta get up outta here
And go somewhere
I gotta bake it off
Gotta make some fudge
No I don't mean poo
Appreciate all the fudge I give
Before I throw it out
Gotta do what's best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
Throw it out

[Bridge]
I gotta bake, bake, bake, bake, bake it
Off...

I found out about a gang
Of your dirty apple seeds
With this one and that one
À la four, eat my food in the streets
Heard y'all was
Hold up my oven's burnin' up
I'ma close it then start it right back up
I gotta get this off of my mind
You wasn't worth my time
So I'm leaving you behind
Cause I need a real chef in my life
Save this recording because
I'm never coming back home
Baby I'm gone
Don't cha know

[Chorus]
I gotta bake it off
Cause the cookin' ain't the same
And you keep on playing games
Like you got a cookie tray
I gotta bake it off
Just like the pie dough commercial
I really gotta get up outta here
And go somewhere
I gotta bake it off
Gotta make some fudge
No I don't mean poo
Appreciate all the fudge I give
Before I throw it out
Gotta do what's best for me
Baby and that means I gotta
Throw it out

(the chorus is repeated a few times with the bridge here, but it takes long to write it out, and its the same as the above...so add it in >_^)
hahaha (nothin else to say)

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Barry Harrison - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
That was sik yo! I laughed so hard bout the part it says "Hold up my oven's burnin' up". That's dry! And another thing, If you do "bake it off" nxtime, talk about her boobs!
Stinky Marshmellow - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
....*stares* no comment
GaBs - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
awesome ^_^ as always :P\ yo yo yo in da club homey this be a good parody y'all in the hood, aftermath shady records, G-UNIT UNIT :P sorry, couldnt resist :P
Stinky Marshmellow - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
DaaaaaaNNNNNNNNNNNgggggGG!!! whats GaBs doin at my page? yo yo...thanks for yall coments yo...G UNIT UNIT!! its mah birthday yo
Stinky Marshmellow - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
...many ppl must be really confused

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