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Song Parodies -> "Don't Forget Toys Я Us"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Forget About Us"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Forget Toys Я Us"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! I GOT THE Я!!! SO IT MAKES TOYS Я US!! ISNT THAT AWESOME??? well i was all excited...
[Intro:]
(Don't forget toys Я us)
Come baby, come baby, come to the store
Go baby, go baby, go baby go
Don't baby, don't baby, don't let it go
My baby boy...

[Verse 1]
Don't have to cry
With no goodbyes
We're going shopping
We'll both pay the price
Toys in my hand
You know sometimes
It like to buy for my baby

[Bridge 1]
Check the discounts at walmart
I pretend to look
When I wanna be somewhere else
But I go in check around then catch a ride
Baby I must confess
It was bigger than anything
Remember toys Я us at its best
So don't forget toys Я us

[Chorus]
Late nights, shoppin' in the dark
And fakin' sick to go out
I guess i've still got
I can see it in your eyes
You still want it
So don't forget toys Я us


I'm just speaking from experience
Nothing can compare to that store
So I hope they will bring it back
When it's for real, it's forever
So don't forget toys Я us


[Verse 2]
Oh they say
That there's a new store in town
But we both know
Nothing comes close to
What we had, it perseveres
That we both can't forget it
How good that place used to have it

[Bridge 2]
There's only one place to go to
And how we used to shop
No matter where you go though
It was great that's one fact
That you can't deny
So baby we just can't let
The tow truck pass by
Forever we'd both regret
So don't forget about

I'm just speaking from experience
Nothing can compare to that store
So I hope they will bring it back
When it's for real, it's forever
So don't forget toys Я us


[Rap]
And if it's got your receipts all messed up now
That's the trickery
You'll wanna have what you know this building used to be
I bet it'll never be the same
There's one place for toys n games

Baby don't you, don't you forget toys Я us


I'm just speaking from experience
Nothing can compare to that store
So I hope they will bring it back
When it's for real, it's forever
So don't forget toys Я us

(Don't forget toys Я us)
Come baby, come baby, come to the store
Go baby, go baby, go baby go
Don't baby, don't baby, don't let it go

When it's for real, it's forever
So don't forget toys Я us
=D that be all ladies and gents...**kiss kiss** <-- lol thats a joke to my sister...if ur reading this GaBs...remember that??

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Calop - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, how'd ya get the R to appear backwards?? That's crazy! (But i mean that in a good way.) Btw, I Dktos, so I won't vote.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
ChArAcTeR MaP!!! lol...thats where i got the R...and also i made a mistake in this one also...i should really revise eh? the chorus is written like this: Late nights, shoppin' in the dark And fakin' sick to go out I guess i've still got I can see it in your eyes You still want it So don't forget toys Я us SHOULD be: Late nights, shoppin' in the dark And fakin' sick to go out I guess i've still got walmart I can see it in your eyes You still want it So don't forget toys Я us and btw im extremely sorry for the mixed up verses....i couldn't remember all the lyircs to this song, so i used lyrics from "Lyrics On Demand ... i think they had them a bit messed up :S
Я - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I found it. Apparently it's the "Cyrillic Capital Letter Ya"...whatever that is. It has a Unicode of 042F. Maybe you'd like to see if you can parody a KoЯn song sometime.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...but of couЯse... =P
GaBs - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
oh god...lol kiss kiss was so long ago...:P brings me back,...good job, i loves it :P
Barry Harrison - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow that's funny! LMAO
Stinky Marshmellow - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
woo...thanks!! everyone

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