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Song Parodies -> "We Can Swag Together"

Original Song Title:

"We Belong Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"We Can Swag Together"

Parody Written by:

summeriot

The Lyrics

To all you swag fags out there <3 x0x0x0x
(Swag love)

I didn't mean it when I said your new snapback looked crap
I only said it cause I was mad that you had more swag
But I didn't know nothing, I was stupid, I was foolish, I was lying to myself

I cannot live throughout each day without your swag around
Not seeing your Nike Air Max's really gets me down
And who needs life, when you have swag, cause swag is everything
And I've never felt

The feeling that I'm feeling now boy, well I'm really hurt
That you're no longer with me when I go buy mullet skirts
I don't hear you say: damn you straight baby girl
Anymore
Cause baby gee

Swaggin' alone is not much fun for me
YOLO is not the same as it used to be
Hit me up baby gee
Cause we can swag together

Who else can I bitch to about nerds at school
Who else will still date you when you act like a tool
We've only been dating a week
But there ain't nobody better
Oh baby, baby
We can swag together

I go and drink all night
When you are on my mind
Listening to Nicki Minaj drinking UDL
She's singing to me:
"Starships were meant to fly"
Wait a minute
This is too deep (too deep)
I gotta change the song
And so I put it on shuffle trying to change the pace
And then I hear 'Call Me Maybe'
I'm always reminded of you
And it's making it hard
To continue being hot
When I'm falling apart

I'm feeling all alone and swaggless
Without you by my side
Trying to figure out where my swag has gone
It seems it died
And my swag now ain't even half of when you're in my life
I need you in my room tonight
Baby gee


Swaggin' alone is not much fun for me
YOLO is not the same as it used to be
Hit me up baby gee
Cause we can swag together

Who else can I bitch to about nerds at school
Who else will still date you when you act like a tool
We've only been dating a week
But there ain't nobody better
Oh baby, baby
We can swag together

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