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Song Parodies -> "Strike Their Bodies"

Original Song Title:

"Touch My Body"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Strike Their Bodies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More with the Zombie theme!!!
CDC, the place we seek
Go there, go there, go there, go there, go there
Go there, go there, go there, go there

I know that we've been searching for it
We are so few
If we had transportation we’d be there really soon
The Zombies on the trail in pursuit
Hundred and two (at least)
The Army’s not here, what a shame
Empty helos on the roof

[Chorus]
If there's a machine gun over here
Then it's gotta be with me
When I move (I move)
If there's a machine gun over here
Then I hope it’s a good pick
An M-2 (M-2)
Because it‘s well worth it, to drag
all this heavy .50 cal ammo
That we have just found
'Cause the Zombies will soon need fresh flesh
With their frenzied bloody drool
Need new armament
To tear them apart

Strike their bodies
Head-shot for the score
Take them all down
Make them dead once more
Strike their bodies
Axe them in the head
Express just how bad you feel
Put them to an end
Strike their bodies
Right between the eyes
Spike right through the face
They must be erased
Strike their bodies
Decapitation works
Come on and give them what they deserve
And strike their bodies

Quick, before they’re up on you
Rotting bodies, diseased
They’ll tear your body faster
Than a Great White at sea
I want you to run to me
Now don’t take time to scream
Just run to the M-2
Watch the power of this machine!

If there's a machine gun over here
Then it's gotta be with me
When I move (I move)
If there's a machine gun over here
Then I hope it’s a good pick
An M-2 (M-2)
Because it‘s well worth it, to drag
all this heavy .50 cal ammo
That we have just found
'Cause the Zombies will soon need fresh flesh
In their frenzied bloody drool
Need new armament
To tear them apart

Strike their bodies
Head-shot for the score
Take them all down
Make them dead once more
Strike their bodies
Axe them in the head
Express just how bad you feel
Put them to an end
Strike their bodies
Right between the eyes
Spike right through the face
They must be erased
Strike their bodies
Decapitation works
Come on and give them what they deserve
And strike their bodies

It’s important that you show them no fear
They can smell it in the air, dear
They will feel the MG's fury
So just hang on to me
600 rpm its sending (nice toy)
Watch their heads exploding
Strike their bodies

Strike their bodies
Head-shot for the score
Take them all down
Make them dead once more
Strike their bodies
Axe them in the head
Express just how bad you feel
Put them to an end
Strike their bodies
Right between the eyes
Spike right through the face
They must be erased
Strike their bodies
Decapitation works
Come on and give them what they deserve
And strike their bodies

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
Now…
Torch their bodies
(Gone forever more)

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Porfle Popnecker - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Kill one for me!
Snowbird - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice ways to kill the living dead :)
WCJ - October 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Dead men falling, Three 5's very much alive for this one too! :-)

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