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Song Parodies -> "Don't Touch My Solo"

Original Song Title:

"Touch My Body"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Touch My Solo"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

Don’t Touch My Solo
By Nixon Lee

Nixon Lee
Need a place to pee
Oh no oh no oh no oh no

I know that I’ve been waiting for it
Don’t know about you
In my imagination
I take all of verse 2
I lock you out the studio and hide all your shoes
In my own opinion I sing better you
I know I said we were suppose to be a group (a group)
But now I wanna shine and give you the boot (the boot)
if you run mouth about all the abuse I give you
I will hunt you down
Because I know where you stay and zip code too
71199

CHORUS:
Touch my solo
You’ll be on the floor
Mercy, mercy you’ll be screaming for
Touch my solo a hit to the head
You’ll feel the hammer like you never did
Touch my solo
I’ll wrap my hands
Around your throat for a little choke
Touch my solo/You’ll feel the curve
When drive by on 23rd

Don’t Touch My Solo!

If you call yourself trying to call the police
I’ll just claim you got a mental disease
You haven’t took your medicine and think you got fleas
Then when they leave I’ll write you out of this scene
I know I said we were suppose to be a group (a group)
But now I wanna shine and give you the boot (the boot)
if you run mouth about all the abuse I give you I will hunt you down
Because I know where you stay and zip code too 71199


Chorus

I’ll ship you in a box somewhere
In care of Delaware
Poke some holes so you can breathe
Hope you brought some snacks to eat
You won’t want for nothing more
you be knocked out by day 4

chorus

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LittleBoxCakes - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Seems a bit brutal, Sir; but it does move along.

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