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Song Parodies -> "Burn It Off"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Off"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Burn It Off"

Parody Written by:

R.K.

The Lyrics

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, (you're so) faaaat (2x)

(chorus)
You gotta burn it off
Cause your figure ain't the same
People keep calling you names
Like "fat", "porky", "insane"
You gotta bur-burn it off
You're such a pig sweetie you're like:
"Really gotta eat, gotta gotta eat, my cheeseburger"
You gotta burn it off
Gotta run that lap
Able to sit on my lap
Without crushing me with your booty on my face
You gotta bur-burn it off
Gotta lose that fat you got. Baby that means that you gotta:
Burn it off

(Verse 1)
By the time you hear this message you'll breathe heavily
You're so fat and overweight you won't fit in my Chevy
So grab my truck keys and let's go
"Oversize Load" come on now OH NO!
You're gonna die from heart disease, hate to say "I told you so"

I'm so afraid of you, you might devour me
So you can stay right there and eat compulsively
So I pack up my extreme bowflex
Not thinking of horrible ($#X)
I'll never ever find a girl who fatter than yourself.

(Chorus)

(bridge)
You gotta bur, bur, bur-bur-burn it off
Bur, bur, bur-bur-burn it off
Bur, bur, bur-bur burn it off
Bur, bur, bur-bur-burn it off

(Verse 2)
I've been knowin' about your diet and how it's not working
Mcdonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Friendly's, In the dumpster (that's gross)
Hold up! My phone's breakin' up, your fat is disrupting my phone signal
I gotta get that fat outta my life

I'm waiting for sun to shine.
So I'm leaving you behind.
(Yeah!) Cause you're taking over this next line.

So I told you already now "NO!"
You're too fat to be wealthy Ho
See, you feel low

Don't you know you gotta...

(chorus)

(bridge)
You gotta bur-bur, bur-bur-burn it off
Bur-bur, bur-bur-burn it off
Bur-bur, bur-bur burn it off
Bur-bur, bur-bur-burn it off

(chorus)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, (you're so) faaaat (2x)


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Cheryl (From NYC) - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
You know. This could be a really good hit for a famous parody artist. LIKE....Weird Al Yankovic!!!! Try sending it to someone. GOOD LUCK! VERY GOOD!!!!! VERY FUNNY!!!!!
LeToya (From Chicago) - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Dat's damn funny yo!!!!
Real Girl - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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