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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Mariah Carey"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Forget About Us"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Mariah Carey"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't buy it, don't buy it, don't get it oh
No buy it, no buy it, no buy it no
Don't buy it, don't buy it, don't get it oh
My buy it chore...

[Verse 1]
It's in my eye
you can't multiply
I'm getting fatter
We are scared of mice
Search the skies
There are fruit flies
It'd be like that buy it

[Bridge 1]
Now every time I beat you
you pretend you're fine
When I really wanna kill you
But I taste and I draw and I leave it beside
Buy it I must detest
We were dumber than any king
Against you I protest
And don't forget about

Food fights, sleeping in the park
And wakin' up dead in my arms
Chore, you'll always be on my dartboard
You are in love with guys
You still hunt them
So don't forget about us

I'm just creaking from ancient stairs
Nothing can impair more than your first true love
So I hope this will blind you
When it's a seal, it's an endeavor
So don't forget about us

[Verse 2]
It's a bad day
For sailing a ship
But we both go
into the ocean to
drown, so very severe
What a foolish bet it
made us die to get it

[Bridge 2]
There's only one thing to chew
And it is not sublime
I can scare you by saying boo
Our pet duck just quacked
It really made you cry.
So buy it we just can't set
our whole house on fire
Forever we'd both just met
So don't forget about


And if she's got your bed all messed up now
That's the bumblebee
Its going to snow like you know a few inches-three?
Amish can tour like me
She's not a BLT

Buy it don't you, don't you forget about us

[Chorus x2]

Don't buy it, don't buy it, don't get it oh
No buy it, no buy it, no buy it no
Don't buy it, don't buy it, don't get it oh

When it's a seal, it's an endeavor
So don't forget about us.

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Pacing: 1.9
How Funny: 2.1
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 13

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Michael Pacholek - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's see YOU come back from being committed to become the biggest singer in the world -- again. On second thought, no. If this is what you think about Mariah, then you should never be let out. I'm not a huge fan of her music, but her achievements are undeniable. And I haven't even mentioned that she's hotter than ever.
viva la spatula - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
micheals got the hots for mariah carey. let it go, shes 75% plastic now. good song by the way.
solo - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
ya'll are just jealous that neiter you your mother or anybody in your family could achieve an amazing voice like her so instead of making fun of people get a damn life!
Misty - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
So true and Mariah's overated, though I used to like her.
Missy - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
ANY parody of Mariah (she's "on fira") is a good one. If only she could be 1/100 as hot as SHE thinks she is. She used to be entertaining but now she's all about the shortest skirt (if you want to call that strip covering her behind) and the most fake cleavage she can show. Very sad. The parody works for me...keep them coming.
yasmin - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
no its lame u ruined the song
ashely - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
xtine - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
if you hate the song so much why do you waste so much of your life making a parody of it. PS: it wasnt funny
leo - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
i like it keep it up!!!
Spam Killer - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish people would stop leaving random garble in their comments. That constitutes spam. And I'll tell you something else...spammers deserve a lump of dog s**t in their stockings.
Jerks!!! - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
U guys r just jealouse becuz ur fat a$$ mother didnt give u a voice 4 her lame life! u wish u had her voice and u wish u were her! so dont be dissn her because u cant b her! got u guys have no lives! HAHA 4 u!U guys r sooooo gay that u all wish that u could MARRY mariah haha! just leave her alone! i mean did she ever hurt u personaly! maybe she is a little mean because u guys wont stop being a$$ holes 2 her! if u wouldnt be so mean 2 her maybe she wil b nice 2 u! so shut ur fat mouth and stop bein jealouse becuz u all know u want 2 be just like her! buttholes u r! haha 4 u losers!
Below Average Dave - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
to Jerks!!: You are right about wishing I had her voice, but not all of us are jealous. I appreciate her contribution to the music industry, her intuition, and her support for starving children around the world. I think she is a great person. . .and BTW, calling people gay would violate Mariah Carey's personal beliefs as she also supports Equality and is against such comments. However, I know in today's society, that the use of the word 'gay' is meant as an insult, but I always make a point to say something about use of such words, because it isn't the best way to get your point across. Nor is calling someone's mom fat. Those of us who support Mariah Carey, which I do as I do all artists as without them we'd have no parodies, don't bother making our cases because those who have these opinions will still have them. . .and so that we can avoid being stuck in an endless argument that really doesn't mean much as wether these guys like it or not, Mariah Carey has more money and talent than most of us could even dream of.
NJ - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
She used to be about talent before. But now she's all about mini skirts. (like she's tryin to make a record for wearin the shortest dress o sumin)a whole lot of people used to like her. but now a quarter of them are gone.
Olive Green - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Most random thing ... uh, _ever_, probably. I can't stop laughing, between, "We are scared of mice" and, "Our pet duck just quacked / It really made you cry." You just made my day suck so much less.

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