-> "Don't Cry For Team Argentina"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Cry For Team Argentina"
Accordion playing a tango.
Followed by a piano and Brazilian Percussion.
Crowd: FIFA! FIFA! FIFA!...
1-Well, it wasn't easy...we won almost every game.
And yet greatness is what we feel.
We still get no love after what we've done!
We still believe it, all you know is a team that always grew.
And this is the 4th time so 23 skidoo to 31 of you!
We have all the action in two boring hours,
Kicking the football with out heels,
Yes, Team Germany is now #1!
So yell "Heil Deutschland", we have the ball, running until full-time,
Does it express yourself? What would you expect us to do?
Chorus 1-So don't cry for Team Argentina,
The truth there's 2018.
And they'll be other games,
And our existence!
We're Team Deutschland...
Though we are distant!
2-Now as for fortune and as for fame,
We'll have all our product plugs in.
We'll tell this damn world we can get more higher! (This is censored in 1967)
WW2 was an illusion, history pollution we never let it be,
Nothing happened in 1939...
Now 4th Cup for Team Germany!
Repeat Chorus 1
Chorus 2-Don't cry for team Argentina,
At least they had a good defense.
But we play harder, and as you can see...
We're Team Germany!
Always have and will be!
Pre Chorus-You can cry Foul! Run with the ball, try everything new, but nothing will express us at all...what would you expect us to do?
Repeat 1st and 2nd Chorus
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