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Song Parodies -> "Retaliation"

Original Song Title:

"Celebration"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Retaliation"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some thoughts about what would happen if the border Sentinels had their way...
You’re coming over the border, yeah I heard it round the fence line
You bringing drugs or birthers? Forget about it, doesn't matter
‘cause if you got paid it’s all good, we say do it,
Just be prepared for what’s in store

Above, a UAV’s watching
There's too much heat from the Border Patrol
Pressure from the suppliers, got to get under the wire,
Hold on tight and maintain control

Ambush is startling, yeah
‘Cause the Sentinels just weren’t fooled
They‘re armed and ready, yeah
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you

Smugglers got a reputation, but you're in custody, so move it
To jail and then quick prosecution,
We’re gonna have to show you a new border tight, a brand new start
Otherwise, with Mexico at war

Put your arms behind you (cuffed)
Get into the van, you’re goin’ for a ride
We might make you disappear, maybe that will spark some fear
Maybe we’ll spill some of your blood tonight

This is no party, it's retaliation
Nobody will miss you
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you

We‘re damn tired of this undeclared war!
Dirty thugs and killers…
Face justice …Yeah
Staring down the barrels of AR-15 guns… (Sentinels laugh)
Was it worth DYING for?

[Sound of multiple rifles on full-auto fill the night as bodies drop]

This is no party, it's retaliation
Nobody will miss you
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you

This is no party, it's retaliation
Nobody will miss you
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you

Guys, you've got shot, it's retaliation
‘Cause illegals here are through
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you

Guys, you've got shot, it's retaliation
‘Cause illegals here are through
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you

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