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Song Parodies -> "That He Is Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Die Another Day"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"That He Is Gay"

Parody Written by:

RSWSU

The Lyrics

This is a story about a college student who was told by a high school junior about a homosexual in the junior class. Then, the college student accidentally tells the wrong person and then the rumor spreads throughout the junior class. Now, everyone in the high school junior class knows about the gay student in their class. The college students starts off the song by giving a brief summary of what happened and what the first person who started the rumor said and the feelings of the gay child.Disclaimer: I accept everyone for who they are regardless of race, sexual orientation, gender, and whatever status they hold.I'M SORRY FOR THE LYRICS IN THIS PARODY. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY, DON'T READ THIS PARODY. AGAIN, PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR WRITING THIS PARODY
(My summary)
Somebody told me, it's no joke
'bout his sexuality
I couldn't keep that secret
He wants to beat me up right now

Verse 1:
His class knows that he is gay
His class knows that he is gay
His class knows that he is gay
His class knows that he is gay

Verse 2:
His whole class knows that he is gay
[That he is gay]
His whole class knows that he is gay
[That he is gay]
His whole class knows that he is gay
[That he is gay]
His whole class knows that he is gay

Ratted out
Everyone knows
Everyone knows
Everyone knows

(continuation of my summary)
I'm gonna tell him sorry
For spreading this stupid rumor
I accept him for who he is
I don't expect a clean ending

Uh, uh

(This is what the person who told me about this boy said)
He is a short, Asian guy
who has a cute boyfriend
I guess he wants to be this way
He walks like a penguin

He checks out men, and gets turned on
Always pokes them, and says "it's fun"
Obviously this boy is gay
our friendship is done

Since then I've avoided his face
Till one day he marched up to me
And asked if I said he is gay
Right now he wants to beat you up

Chorus:
His class knows that he is gay
His whole class knows that he is gay
His class knows that he is gay
His whole class knows that he is gay

(continuation of what the person who told me about this boy said)
His brothers say that everyday
He checks out gay porno
They think that he is so insane
and the family's oddball

Uh, uh

(Laugh)

His class knows that he is gay
His whole class knows that he is gay
His class knows that he is gay
His whole class knows that he is gay

That he is gay
(repeat six times)

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