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Song Parodies -> "The Adoption Song"

Original Song Title:

"Hung Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"The Adoption Song"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Time goes by, so slowly x6

(Chorus)
All the paperwork that I've had to do
I'm hung up
Hope adoption comes through
Waiting for the right baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for you

Time ticks by so slowly, can hardly wait
No time to negotiate
Being a mum is so much fun
I can't stop
I'm going to adopt a few

Time goes by, so slowly x3
I'm going to adopt a few

Chorus x2

Ring, ring, ring goes the telephone
You are my child, so let's go home
Come along now my camera crew
We're done
Coz my adoptions come through

I can't keep count, an adoption is due
I know that you're still waiting
For a mum like me
Cause I'll save the day
You'll be heading my way
And it'll be so great

Chorus x2

All the paperwork (all the paperwork)
I'm hung up
Hope adoption comes through

Waiting for the call (waiting for the call)
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for you

Time goes by, so slowly x4

So slowly, so slowly, so slowly x5

Chorus x 2

All the paperwork( all the paperwork)
I'm hung up
Hope adoption comes through

Waiting for the call (waiting for the call)
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for you

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Christie Marie M - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I bet that's what Madonna had to go through when she was adopting David, if that's who you're writing about. Great take on this one! For that, you just adopted 555 children across the world, like Brangelina!!

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