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Song Parodies -> "Thank God You're Miles Away"

Original Song Title:

"Miles Away"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Thank God You're Miles Away"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Warning:the following content may be shocking and/or insulting.Proceed with caution.
We've been together for a week or two
Gee,that must've been a record for you
I knew you were the biggest slut
You collected your boyfriends from Pizza Hut

Nonetheless,I stayed with thou
But don't expect any wedding vows
Dress like a hooker and almost never eat
I can do better,but you can't be beat

I heard it all before,you're miles away
You're such an ugly whore,now you're miles away
You've always been a bore,yet you're miles away

So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away
So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away

You were kinda stupid
You weren't that that prettty
And you smelled like fart
So thank God we're 6000 miles apart

They told us we were the perfect pair
But then you pushed me down those stairs
That's when I realized you hated me
So I cut your breaks off and you hit that tree

I heard it all before,you're miles away
You're such an ugly whore,now you're miles away
You've always been a bore,yet you're miles away

So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away
So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away

So be gone
I won't miss you,that's for sure
I'm just glad it's over now
'Cause I found myself a new cow

I heard it all before,you're miles away
You're such an ugly whore,now you're miles away
You've always been a bore,yet you're miles away

I heard it all before,you're miles away
You're such an ugly whore,now you're miles away
You've always been a bore,yet you're miles away

So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away
So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away

So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away
So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away
So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away

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