Oh, Saddam, you blow
I can still remember how the troops of Iraq used to go wild
And I knew if I we had our chance
That we could make those assholes dance
And then Saddam would be in prison for a while

Did you write the book of hate
And do you have faith in your iron slate
If George Dubya tells you so
Do you believe we have mass ammo
We cannot spare a single soul
And Saddam, your death is gonna be real slow

Well, I know that you're regime is wearing thin
Cause I saw your cave and it was closing in
You both kicked off your pointed shoes
Man, that turban smells real cruel

He's a long beard, turban-wearing son of a f**k
With a carriage camel, no car or no truck
But he knew he was out of luck
The day we got Saddam

And they started singing

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Die, die, all you Talibans die
Drove a tank right in through Baghdad and we bombed you all dry
In Saddam's cave is where we found his slaves
And we said, this will be the day that you die
This will be the day that you die

Those Isrealites, yeah, they sing the blues
We see what happens on the nightly news
Because Osama and Saddam got their way
We went down to a secluded door
When we got there, the Muslims had been here before
But the man there said that Saddam got away

And in the streets the children screamed
When the United Nations said that Osama'd be free
Lots of swears were spoken
Saddam's statue was broken
And the three men I admire most
Powell, Chaney, Bush the most
They caught the last plane for the coast
The same day the Talibans died

And they started singing

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