Song Parodies -> Tescos

Original Song Title:

"Hollywood"

Original Performer:

Madonna

  
Parody Song Title:

"Tescos"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

I don't know if non-English know about Tesco's, but it's a big chain of supermarkets.
Everybody goes to Tesco's
If they want food thats where they'll go
It smells real nice in, Tesco
And their prices are real low

You can go there
Or shop online
Delivered free, yeh
It's simply divine

I really like going to, Tesco's
But usually my parents say no
I have a problem when I go to Tesco
I am shopaholic, did you know?

Everybody goes to Tesco's
If they want food thats where they'll go
It smells real nice in, Tesco
And their prices are real low

I didn't always to go to Tesco
We went to Asda but the service was slow
I glad we started going, to Tesco
It's where I bought my first yoyo

You can go there
Or shop online
Delivered free, yeh
It's simply divine

I didn't always to go to Tesco
We went to Asda but the service was slow
I glad we started going, to Tesco
It's where I bought my first yoyo

Food, drink and the occasional CD
Tesco's is the right place for me

Everybody goes to Tesco's
If they want food thats where they'll go
It smells real nice in, Tesco
And their prices are real low

You can go there
Or shop online
Delivered free, yeh
It's simply divine, simply divine, simply divine
Divine
Divine
Divine

Check it out,
I bought this top for £2

You can go there
Or shop online
Delivered free, yeh
It's simply divine, simply divine, simply divine
Divine
Divine
Divine

Get some sweeties
Don't get some sweeties
Grab some fruit
Pick some drinks
Get some sweeties
Don't get some sweeties
Grab some fruit
Pick some drinks
Get some sweeties
Don't get some sweeties
Grab some fruit
Pick some drinks
Get some sweeties
Don't get some sweeties
Grab some fruit
Pick some drinks
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