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Song Parodies -> "Bollywood"

Original Song Title:

"Hollywood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Bollywood"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

Every indian comes to Bollywood
They wanna make it in the neighborhood
They like the smell of curry in Hollywood
How could it hurt you when it looks so good

[Chorus:]

Your a hindu now
This time it's gotta be good
You pray it right now
'Cause you're in Bollywood

There's vindaloo in the air in Bollywood
The sun is shining like you knew it would
You're ridin' a packed train in Bollywood
You're really squashed now but it feels so good

I saw maharishi down in Bollywood
I've had a million visions, bad and good
There's something in the air in Bollywood
I tried to leave it but I never could

[chorus]

There's poppadums in the air in Hollywood
I've lost my reputation, bad and good
You're not allowed to eat cow in Bollywood
Pray 5 times a day and it feels so good

Music stations always play the same songs
I'm bored with Ravi Shankar and this Sitar song

Every Indian comes to Bollywood
They think they got the skills to make it real good
They like the smell of curry in Hollywood
How could it burn you when it taste so good

[chorus]

'Cause you're in Bollywood
'Cause you're in Bollywood
In Bollywood [repeat three times]

Check it out, this bird has flown

[chorus]

'Cause you're in Bollywood
'Cause you're in Bollywood
In Bollywood [repeat three times]

eat the mutton
it may be ruttin
An Indian nation
the gundoo channel
[repeat twice]

this song is only a joke

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slytherin - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
racist bitch
the author - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
If the song is so racist then why did they allow it to be posted on the internet
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey slytherin, Why the personal attack on the author? If you don't like the song then vote it down and discuss the content in the comments. Attacking the author personally doesn't make a very good point and only propagates a flame fest.
Phil Alexander - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Guy (even if he meant "initiates" rather than "propagates" :-) ) - it's not racist, even if it is a trifle stereotypical. A comment like yours is never what's called for, though.
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, I keep forgetting that you speak English and I speak American. I guess I was assuming that it would initate a flame fest and then propagate. :D
Carmem - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is so not racist, it's just a joke about Bollywood, not about Indians!
laurel - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
making such kind of songs are sure to disturb ones ego... no places for such songs shall ever be given

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