Do I have to wear those pumps?
Wear that corset too?
Maybe I'll go lose some weight
Then, I'll dye my hair dark blue

I travel to Boise
wearing a girdle
My make-up's now a mess
I try to look my best
My garter fits all wrong
That's why I'll wear a thong

This Rocky Horror life - is it for me?
This Rocky Horror life - will it set me free?
So, I vamped into a club looking for a friend like me
Someone who could see - the drag I wanna be
It's less easily found unless you know where to look
This Rocky Horror life - should be for me
This Rocky Horror life - should be for free

Dr. Frank n Furt life
I live the Frank n Furt dream
I am the best thing you've seen
I am not just a dream