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Song Parodies -> "Diet Anonther Day"

Original Song Title:

"Die Another Day"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Diet Anonther Day"

Parody Written by:

RudyC7788

The Lyrics

For everyone who has ever procrastinated about going on a diet (you know who you are)
I'm gonna loose weight, yes and no
I'm gonna pump some iron
I'm gonna start next Monday
But first I'll eat this cookie

I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day

I guess I'll diet another day (another day)
I guess I'll diet another day (another day)
I guess I'll diet another day (another day)
I guess I'll diet another day (another day)

Oprah Winfrey
Taste this....

I'm gonna start to cycle
I'm gonna shake up my metabolism
I'm gonna destroy my lipid cells
I'm gonna loose this fat some how

Uh Uh

I think I'll binge one more day
There's so much food you know
I think I'll diet another day
Next year it's gonna show

For every chip I'll have to pay,
In sweat and tears, no time to play
But I think I'll find another way
Exercise really sucks you know

I'm gonna avoid the cliché
Of starving myself senseless
I'm gonna delay pleasure
I'm gonna start next Tuesday now

I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day

I think I'll binge one more day
There's so much food you know
I think I'll diet another day
Next year it's gonna show

Uh Uh

I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day
I guess I'll diet another day

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Olvan The Terrible - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, although I didn't care much for the original!
Jeff Buchoff - January 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody (and I thought the original was okay too)
lillijana - January 26, 2003 - Report this comment
great! goes straight to my heart as ive done this before!
lillijana - January 26, 2003 - Report this comment
great! goes straight to my heart as ive done this before!
D-Boz - January 27, 2003 - Report this comment
It would be much better if the original song went like this! These lyrics were excellent! I'm actually thinking about taking a diet these days...lol. :-)
J-Dog 007 - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent parody of a medicore bond title song ,and a crappy madona song
J-Dog 007 - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent parody of a rather medicore bond title song, and an well needed spoof of a lousy madona song!!!

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