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Song Parodies -> "Midgarian Pie (Final Fantasy VII)"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Midgarian Pie (Final Fantasy VII)"

Parody Written by:

Nemesis

The Lyrics

Final Fantasy VII Song
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
When Jenova crashed into our earth
And I know if she had one chance
She would make Sephiroth dance
Around telling poor Cloud Strife
What to do

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in the Planet above
If the Guidebook tells you so

Now do you believe in research of Hojo
And can Holy save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to use Materia
Real slow

Well I know you're in love with Cloud
Cuz I saw you in the Gold Saucer
You both were in a play
And then went on the Gondola

I was a lonely teenage ex-SOLDIER
With my best friend's sword in that pick-up truck
But I knew that I was out of luck
The day poor Zack died

I started singin'
Bye, bye, Miss Midgarian Pie
Drove my buggy to the desert but the desert was dry
And mean old Turks were drinkin' whiskey and wine
Singin' this'll be the day Sephy dies
This'll be the day Sephy dies

I met a cat that read fortunes
And I asked him for some happy news
He took the Keystone and gave it to Tseng
Well I went down to the sacred temple
Where the Cetra worshipped years before
But Seph was there, and made me give him
The Black Materia

Now in the Lifestream the Planet screams
The Shin-Ra plots
and Sephiroth dreams
But not a word was spoken
Cait Sith's megaphone was broken

And the three people I admire the most
Cloud, Tifa,and Aeris' Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day, that Sephiroth died
We started singin'
Bye, bye, Miss Midgarian Pie
Drove my buggy to the desert but the desert was dry
And mean old Turks were drinkin' whiskey and wine
Singin' this'll be the day Sephy dies
This'll be the day Sephy dies (repeat)

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jeyem - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
oi love u
Songtress Yuna - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome! I wish I could write Parodies like that. But, meh, still awesome^_-
Marianne E. B. Markham - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
One word: AWESOME! FF7, yeah, addicting game ^^
Gen-Chan - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice......FF7 ROCKS so does your Parody

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