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Song Parodies -> "Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Bum"

Parody Written by:

Mr Greig

The Lyrics

Just somethign I thought of one morning while at my computer, Enjoy!!!
I'm tired of you sitting your body on me
Feeling so painless lost under your trousers
Don't know why you don't get up off me
Put under the pressure of your large body weight
(Sat on his arse all day just sat on his arse all day)
Every seat that I take is another long rest to you
(Sat on his arse all day just sat on his arse all day)

I am just you bum, I can't feel me here
I can't feel a thing, so much less aware
I'm becoming this, all I you want to
Is get off your arse and go to' loo

Can't you see that you're covering me?
Your briefs are too tight, are you afraid to lose control?
Because your underwear is way too tight
The elastic has gone, seams coming apart
(Sat on his arse all day just sat on his arse all day)
Every seat that I take is another long rest to you
(sat on his arse all day just sat on his arse all day)
And every second you sit is more that I can take

I am just you bum, I can't feel me here
I can't feel a thing, so much less aware
I'm becoming this, all I you want to
Is get off your arse and go to' loo

And I know
I may end up going blue
But I know
You just sat on me and I'm being crushed right under you.

I am just you bum; I can't feel me here
(I'm tired of you sitting your body on me)
I am just you bum; I can't feel me here
(I'm tired of you sitting your body on me)

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