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Song Parodies -> "Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Faint"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Doc

The Lyrics

What can I say? I like the sauce!
I'm drunk
Quite a few beers
A little bit of assorted shots
A handful of long islands
But I can't help the fact
That everyone can hit these bars
I'm drunk
What I want is a beer
What I want is a drink
But it's like
No matter what I do
I can't convince you
To just believe this I.D. is real
So I get lit
Watching you
Pour the sauce like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not 21
But I'll be here
'Cause of the tab that I got

I can't drink
The way I did last night
Come do a shot with me
I won't be cut off
Bitch won't take
This fake I.D. no more
Come do a shot with me
I won't be cut off

I'm drunk
Feelin' pretty damn lit
Pretty damn confident
Cause of all the martinis
I shoot what I can
And often I don't make sense
I'm Drunk
Bitch is looking at me that way
But I've never been thrown out
It's like no matter what I do
I can't convince you
For once just to pour me a stout
So I get lit
Watching you
Pour the sauce like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not 21
But I'll be here
'Cause of the tab that I got

I can't drink
The way I did last night
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be cut off
Bitch won't take
This fake I.D. no more
Come do a shot with me
I won't be cut off

Social!
Drinks on the house now
You're gonna drink with me
Like it or not
Social!
Pass shots out now
You're going to drink with me
Like it or not
Social!

I can't drink
The way I did last night
Come do a shot with me
I won't be cut off!

I can't drink
The way I did last night
Come do a shot with me
I won't be cut off
Bitch won't take
This fake I.D. no more
Come do a shot with me
I won't be cut off

I will drink
Come do a shot with me
I won't be cut off
Bitch won't take
This fake I.D. no more
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be cut off

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jonny - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment
THAT IS SOOO COOL!!! YOU ROCK!!!

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