-> "Bawling (The Colts Home Blues)"
Original Song Title:
"Crawling"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bawling (The Colts Home Blues)"
The Lyrics
Bawling in the Dome
The Colts they cannot win here
Leery's how I feel
'Cause losing's what is real
There's something inside the Dome that rises from the surface
This losing, excusing
This lack of consistency I fear is never ending
The Colts stink profusely
Bill Polian can't seem
To find the formula
The Super Bowl's slipping
(Without a confident defense I'm convinced it's just too much pressure to take)
Jim Mora fears his job's no more
So insecure
Chorus
Discomfort, endlessly as the Colts blow another lead
Disheartening, no reacting
Against my will I stand in front of my television
Incredulous, how soon they quit
Jim Irsay can't seem
To find the formula
(Without the Edge of confidence it's just too much pressure to take)
The staff fears their jobs' are gone
So insecure
Chorus (repeat until end)
There's something inside the Dome that rises from the surface
This losing, excusing
This lack of consistency I fear is never ending
The Colts stink profusely (Whispered by local media during chorus)
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