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Song Parodies -> "God I Hate Linkin Park"

Original Song Title:

"In The End"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"God I Hate Linkin Park"

Parody Written by:

nuero

The Lyrics

god i hate linkin park
parody of 'in the end' (maybe some person in linkin park, but probably not)
new lyrics by nuero, 2-25-03
one thing, i don't know why
it doesn't even matter how hard they try
keep that in mind, that i designed this rhyme
to explain in due time that they stink
music is a valuable thing
watch it get worse as the pendulum swings
watch it get worse every single day
like linkin park and avril, it's so unreal
didn't expect this much
so many rap-rock bands, n-metal sucks
i try to listen, but i don't even know
that they'd play so much crap on the radio
i kept my feelings all inside and even though i tried, this music's still bad
it used to be important to me, but now it all stinks
a memory of a time when

they tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end, we end up with linkin park
and limp bizkit
it's stupid sh*t
and in the end, we end up with linkin park

one thing, i don't know why
it doesn't even matter how hard they try
keep that in mind, that i designed this rhyme
to explain in due time that they stink
in spite of the way i am mocking them
linkin park is obviously a corporate sham
put together by a company to sell them
that's the only way they got so far
music isn't the way it was before
i can hardly listen to it anymore
i didn't savor it back then
but this is what we get in the end
i kept my feelings all inside and even though i tried, this music's still bad
it used to be important to me, but now it all stinks
a memory of a time when

they tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end, we end up with linkin park
and limp bizkit
it's stupid sh*t
and in the end, we end up with linkin park

music industry is sad
all these new bands these days blow
listen here, there's only one thing that i know
music from back in '92
hardly sucked as much as new
music does, that's the one thing that i know

they tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end, we end up with linkin park
and limp bizkit
it's stupid sh*t
and in the end, we end up with linkin park

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 297

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   168
 178
 178
 
 2   16
 13
 19
 
 3   20
 10
 9
 
 4   23
 12
 12
 
 5   70
 84
 79
 

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alix - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
LINKIN PARK ROCKS
Jim Lippman - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you all 5's because Linkin Park sucks monkeys.
nuero - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahah, my scores are an average between Linkin Park lovers and Linkin Park haters.
alana - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
i didnt vote because i like linkin park, but all feelings aside- that was one of the best parodies i have heard....u rock man
lp-rocks! - March 30, 2003 - Report this comment
how dare you! lp ROCKS! limp bizkit sucks though
SiLLy BoNeZ - March 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i myself like linkin park .. but they do get mega annoying . and i hate (stress the word ) hate , limp bizkit !! that parody was freakin awesome !!!
#suomiscene - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment
yeesh. linkin park suxxxx ass
whatev - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
lmao, that parody is funny... but I love LP!
Tash - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA! HOW FUNNY! OMG OMG! linken park is good but that soooo FUNNY!
TheOne - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
ThE PaRoDy SuX Ass, WhOeVeR WrOtE It SuX ToO, LINKIN PARK iS ThE BeSt BaNd In ThE WoRlD............... #1 BaNd
Bobo - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Theone is a silly child...
Jeremy - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
DUDE! the best thing i've ever heard. "LP" Brings up enough acidic bile from my liver to dissolve a medium-sized truck! The cd i bought of them was thrown into the microwave 4 days later! they SUCK!!!!! THEY SUCK!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!
HybridObsession - May 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmph. Linkin Park kicks arse. Of course, people like TheOne aren't helping my argument, and should shut up if they have nothing even vaguely intelligent to say. Anyhow, I love Linkin Park, but I suppose the parody was okay. -.-
Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
The gayest band? Ever heard of Queen? How about Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Bronski Beat? Anybody that backs up Madonna? N*Sync? OK, bad example, they're not a band. Same applies to Wham! Huey "Piano" Smith & the Clowns were only transvestites, and I'm pretty sure that applied to the New York Dolls as well. David Bowie's Spiders from Mars? Not sure. And what else do all these bands have in common? (Except N*Sync.) They're all better than Linkin Park!
lphybrid18 - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
i hate you and you deserve to fall off a cliff
nuero - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
hahah, you suck, dude.
Shell - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
First of all, You prob. Couldnt sing for beans, so why diss someone, when you yourself couldnt even hit one note????? Huh!!?!??! Just curious why you make fun of people, ohh wait!! i know...its your insecuritys, hahahahahah!!! ohh wait..big words for a 14 year old? Okay lemme make it simple for you. You suck, And the evil Duckies will come and kill u all. (also, its okay to make fun of avril, she cant sing for beans...hey just like the person who made the lp parody.)
meteoraman43 - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
yo dude, i can respect u dont like linkin park, but why? they r really good if u listened to them, which i bet u never have... but its not worth it putting up hate sites, its just sickening when people d stuff like this... >:o P.S. no offense, but the parody sucked pretty bad
mishie - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a Linkin Park fan myself, but I suppose the parody was okay. The pacing was off in some places, though. =T
Dan - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
God you people suck
Gabz_LP - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
its funni that a hater of LP would actually waste their time on the band they dislike if i hate a band, i dont diss it, i just dont think about it.....but it seems like you care about them enough to think about them that much but just like Mike Shinoda, everyone should b able to give their own opinion......but they shouldnt flame anyone in doing so by the way, i thought the parody was quite funni and you have talent (but you shouldnt b wasting it on dissin [in my opinion] a great band...or any other at all.....no matter much hard they suk)
Sabrina - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Bah! Linkin Park is the greatest band ever, I dont understand can som1 not love it... just dont get it...
Kijima - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
damn there's some LP sheep up in here I had to sit through LP LIVE so I KNOW they suck, first hand somethings just wrong with the the rest of y'all
eject. E-G-E-C-T - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Look, if parodies against a certain performer bother you, I suggest you don't read them. If you wanna read them anyway, that's okay, but please don't leave nasty comments; it's not polite.
Fed Up with Caps Lock Idiots!!!! - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
LPfan I think some of your CAPSLOCK got stuck in your brain as well, dork. I really hate jerks not knowing how to use common sense using a simple thing as a keyboard.
nuero - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
please, continue to averagate my score, you idiot linkin park fans. also, keep leaving stupid jackass comments, 'cause they're funny to read everytime i come here every few months.
Pythagorus - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
ummmmmmmmmmmm . . . if u hate LP so much then y do u kno their songs?
Whatever - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
A real loser!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuero - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
me?
JJ - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Dan has a point
nuero sux - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Nuero, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Get over yourself.
Chuck - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved the parody, because I think Linkin Park is about as low as pond scum, but then again pond scum actually feeds some animals so its at least SOMEWHAT useful. Chester Bennington thinks that his whining and screeching like a little girl will woo the hearts of all the little girls and he has succeeded, sadly. And Mike Shinoda not only thinks he can rap (though he can't), but he also thinks it sounds GOOD (which it doesn't) when combined with (crappy) metal. As a previous linkin park fan, I now despise them. But the band itself doesn't disgust me as much as one other thing: THE FANS. LINKIN PARK FANS ARE SAD SAD TEENYBOPPERS THAT THINK THEY ARE "HARDCORE" BECAUSE THEY ARE MAINSTREAM. I swear, the little Linkin Park fangirls disgust me, I LOATHE them. The only thing linkin park could possibly do is commit suicide and do REAL MUSIC a favor. Nuero, you're a genius. And if you little wussy LP fans wanna email me to b**** and moan about how mean i am, here's my screen name: XXCharlie917Xx@aol.com, I'll be glad to argue my point with you pathetic losers. Again, Good parody Nuero. Straight (unlike chester) 5's.
JJ - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Chuck, I would kill you, but that would make everyone too happy.
Abimsimbabmisimba - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
What Chuck meant to say: I hated the parody, because I think Linkin Park rox. Chester Bennington is cool. And Mike Shinoda is too. When combined with metal its even better. As a previous linkin park fan, I now still like them. But the band itself has one other thing: FANS. LINKIN PARK FANS ARE JUST LIKE ME.
Mike - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Just havin a browse through some of these comments, and I would like to put my 2 cents in. Linkin Park are an awesome band, I will agree that they suck live, but I don't know many groups or individuals who are really talented on the stage. I havent heard anybody disputing that they draw a crowed so I will assume that it is agreed they are a popular band. As for Limp Bizkit, another great band. It is alway good to hear something different, those who don't appreciate new and different things have extremely narrow minds. I dont have a problem with with making fun of stars, I happen to be a big Weird Al fan, but seriously, if you don't have something nice to say, dont bother saying anything, its a waste of effort, cause most people dont want to hear it!
ur butt - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
How could you say stuffs like that????? Linkin Park is one of the best bands out there. Just like Hanson. Who do you think you are???? If you were to just listen, you will hear the true meanings of all the songs. You guys have no right talking about them like that!!!!! You all suck!!!
Hehehe - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
LP rocks right lena?
Lena - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Totally true kyle. i luv playing guitar to LP music. most of u jerks more than likely cant even do that or carry a tune in a bucket. So y dont u just leave it alone. By the way learn to write some real songs and quit makin fun of everyone elses. LP rocks so get over it already. If u think ur so great and the music now sucks go start ur own band....oops.....4got u prob. have no talent so leave to the people who do ( HINT: LP)
Kyle - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
You idiots should start listening to Lena. You have absolutely no talent. You should learn to write your own songs. The only way you can make people laugh is by copying someone elses creativity. I am sure Linkin Park spent a lot of time writing the songs. In conclusion, you stupid ppl need to learn to write ur own crap!!!!! LP rocks!!!!!
JJ - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
LP spends heaps of time writing songs. They wrote, recorded & mixed 40 choruses 4 somewhere I belong. If thats not enough, I dont know what is.
Shyla - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
LP r my fave band, & i rekon they rock live too, but I can respect that every1 mite not agree wif me. Its just really sad when ppl go & insult things that are really important to others. Like, I know this may sound pathetic, but LP are a big part of my life (well, the music part) coz my brothers & friends like them 2 & its annoying when ppl cant respect that.
Kyle - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
As you can see, Linkin Park is the best. Everyone likes them, well not everyone. But most ppl do.linkin parks works long and hard to write their songs. one of their songs took six years to complete and perfect! Jan agrees with me just like Lena did.
Emma - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Shyla (even though thats a really unusual name, how do you pronounce it?) personnally I dont really go for the type of music Linkin Park make, but at least I can respect that they are one of the most popular, powerful & hardworking bands in the world, and just because you may not like a particular band is NO REASON to insult those who do.
Lendal - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Would u all just get a life? honestly.
Kyle - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Linkin Park...to much teenage angst...oh my life sucks and I hate the world, and I can't sing. It's for young teenagers but nothing else. Good Job dude. I never knew so many people hated Linkin Park, I thought I was the only one, but I was surprised to find out (mainly through the internet) that they are easily becoming the most hated band on the planet! soon to replace Insane Clown Posse and Limp Bizkit. :)
Shyla - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanx Emma, its good to know there are some ppl out there who may not like LP but still respect them. & by the way u say my name exactly how its spelt, even tho thats beside the point.
Clecky - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, you listen to hardcore metal!??!?! ur kewliz awesome dood.
nuero - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Reb, you are truly an American hero. Insulting someone who lives with his mother when he's fifteen is really the way to go. Sorry your mom kicked you out when you wouldn't stop listening to all this 'hardcore metal' like Linkin Park. Oh wait. Go shoot yourself. Everyone else who tells me to quit mocking this band or not writing my own songs, uh, this is a site dedicated to song parodies. Hopefully realize you were hit in the head before you left the womb and you'll never be as smart as me. I write a lot of songs and record a lot of songs. Linkin Park may have recorded 40 choruses for 'Somewhere I Belong,' but I only hear one. That probably means they suck. Chester Bennington, shoot yourself. Or scream about how I made you sad. PLZ Also, I'm not personally insulting the people who like Linkin Park. I personally believe they're a terrible band, but I've never stood up and said, "Screw everyone who listens to Linkin Park." I've received countless comments on here from moron Linkin Park fans (note: I didn't say ALL Linkin Park fans, I said moron ones) who tell me to get a life and grow up and not make fun of people. They also tell me to move out of my mom's house and tell me to get a better job. A question here, if I may ask! Is that not.. uh.. making fun of people. Grow up and get a life, please! I've received like three positive comments from people who don't like the band and about three thousand from ones who don't. The fact that my score is even AVERAGE is amazing considering I'm sure every Linkin Park fan gave me straight ones. Most of you, please don't procreate. EVER.
Lena & Kyle 4 Ever - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
reb truely good statement! nuero, u are a loser sellout! u should learn to create ur own songs. i know u think u r the best but u r as bad as u think linkin park is. obviously there are a lot of LP fans out there. i know we make fun of u a lot i could personally care less. u need to get a life. just cause u don't have friends doesn't mean u can take it out on LP. ur just jealous because they have fans and u dont. we r in a band about to hit our big break and u might hate it but if we find one parody on here about us EVER, we will come to ur house ( or burger king, i don't know ur hours) and kick ur behind all the way to turkey and back. do u understand wat we r sayin here? as musicians we dont care who the heck ur makin fun of we r gonna defend them. and we hope people would do the same for us. the other kyle who hates LP u suck!!!!!!!!! Oh and by the way "kyle and Lena" u guys rock!!!!! u have the best band ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brad - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY!!!!!!!!! i totally luv Fatality they rock!!!!!!! Lena, Kyle, and Jan rock guitar and can play like no one i have ever heard!!! Their vocals are the BEST.they r #1. and when u see them perform its like wow!!!.. they can totally jam!! AND THEY WRITE THEIR OWN MUSIC AND LYRICS... WHICH MIGHT I ADD ROCKS!!!!! so i just wanted to let ya know that lena and kyle and jan all have a point they know what talent is and trust me u have none!!!!!!!! FATALITY is the best!!!! p.s. LP rocks 2
Trevor - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I totally agree with Brad. Fatality KICKS ASS!!! numero, u need 2 get a life and if u ever talk bad about those girls, who i might add are TOTALLY HOT AND SEXY, i will personally find out where u live and come kick it into next year!!! u will regret it if u ever think that u can just make fun of other peoples hard work and dedication then get away with it. nice try, but U SUCK. there are alot more people who feel the same way as me and u can just go @#%& ur mama, with a side of the burger king manager...(o wait, that is ur mama)!!!!!!!!!
nuero - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You people are all truly retarded. I know you're all the same god damn person commenting over and over again. I'm really sure you're about to hit your 'big break' soon, just like all these other bands all over the world. It's obvious you're all the same stupid idiot because you spell the same words wrong, talk about the same local band that you're in that nobody's ever heard of, and you congratulate the same people for being complete morons. I realize you think I should write my own music, even after I told you I did, but this is a site dedicated to making fun of popular music. See the PARODY part of this url? That indicates that this is a parody, something mocking something already existing. If you're going to bitch about me not making music, uh... go to a site that's not dedicated to parodies. You're dumb. Put a loaded pistol to your temple and PULL. Also, you idiots, quit telling me I have no talent. You don't know me, you've never met me, you never will and you haven't heard my music. Just because I don't like Linkin Park doesn't mean I said you're all talentless or you work at Burger King or I'm going to kick your ass. nuarrow@yahoo.com Feel free to email me, you people make me laugh. ALOT. I don't work at Burger King, as I said, you dimwits, but it wouldn't be awful if I did because I'm FIFTEEN. Quit being so stupid. Still, don't procreate EVER.
Trevor - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
o.k. first of all, i am FRIENDS with Fatality. im not them. second of all, ur an ass for saying we are all morons repeatedly, and saying they are just like every other band out there about to hit their "big break". third of all, its not like "nobody's" ever heard of them. they have won tons of talent contests in our state and the states around ours. they are going to go on tour soon. you will be sorry when they are really popular and your still just changing other artists words around and posting them on stupid websites. uggh, you are such a loser. you make me sick. and good for you...your 15, no one cares. and your saying that we said you have no talent, when your saying we are morons, idiots, talentless, etc... o, and by the way...i'm a Christian man and i dont apreiciate you saying the Lord's name in vain just to cuss us out.
Lauren - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. And I made the mistake of thinking this was about Linkin Park.
um - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
i know. this is supposed to be about lp. and neuro, so wat if it were to be the same person. would it really matter. if u are 15 then you should be able to come up with better names then moron. kindergardeners use that word. my god! get over urself. linkin park is the best. more ppl on here like LP then ppl that don't
Lauren - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
In response to the comment about being younger, I'm 13. Personally LP are my fave band & I reckon they rock, but telling someone to kill themselves/wishing LP would commit suicide is going a bit too far over a difference of opinion.
nuero - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Lauren, you missed it, I guess. Someone told ME to kill myself first. It's all a little satire on that, actually, but that comment got deleted. I hate this whole thing. New Linkin Park parody tomorrow, due to popular demand.
ChuckyG - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Obviousily some silly Lincoln Park fan board has picked up on this parody. Remember to report all the insults that use dirty words. They're easy to spot since they're written by 10 year olds.
Mari D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Remember, Linkin Park is only a BAND! Shakespeare would say that all of this is "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Lauren - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha Neuro, not all my comments are directed at you. Maybe you should listen to 'Papercut'. And in response to the whole 'Fatality' thing, no offence, but your band holds no referance to LP whatsoever. I live in New Zealand so I'm sure it will be a long, long time until I ever hear your music, and quite frankly I'm glad. Mari D is right. Its only a band.
Chuck - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, a coupla weeks after I post something here and I'm STILL disgusted with Linkin Park Fans. Oh, the remake of my post was hilarious, absolutely hilarious. Bravo. You deserve an award for best dumb$hit comedian. JJ-bring it on. Also, I recall somebody saying "if you'd only listen to them..."---NEWS FLASH---Did I not say I was a previous fan? They f***ed up their old style which was 90% rock and I must say was slightly bearable, and turned it to 90% rap and 10% chain smoker wailing. I think that people who read parodies about their favorite band are just looking for fights, and need to pick up a hobby, like picking their nose or something. Don't pick on Nuero, he's just telling the truth. Linkin Park fans are 99% idiots (all 10 of you), and you need to listen to better music. If I so much as hear the opening line to one of those crappy songs, I turn my radio off, and throw my remote at my stereo. I hate them that much. I can't believe somebody actually had the cojones to mail me and ask "why do u hate lnkin park so much?". Simple answer: THEY RUIN MUSIC. THEY TURN TEENY-BOPPERS INTO WANNABE POSER FREAKS. Linkin Park is just another boy band with a crappy rapper (heh, you can't spell crap without rap, am i right?), and a whiny little laryngitis-infected wimp that squeals like a pig every time his life takes another turn for the worst (oh no, I'm stuck at a red light, let me squeal about how inhumane life really is... KILL MEEEEEeeeee...). Am I right, or am I right? I bet the next couple of posts will either say "No, ur wrong, lnkin park is d best, for shizzle", or "Chuck, kill yourself". I'm expecting them ... so I can reply >XD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... lp bites, nuero rocks
Lauren - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Bring it on? I'm sorry, did you just quote a cheerleading movie?
Fatality - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Lauren, i totally agree. Chuck, SHUT UP!!!! wat do u want us to listen to? The f***ed up rap? THey all talk about the same f****ing thing. SEX SEX SEX AND MORE SEX. Atleast LP has talent. The write their own music and they play their own instruments. U can kiss our A$$es.
kyle - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Lauren. that is funny. he thinks only americans listen to LP ya sure considering the went to europe on tour. wat a moron
Cori - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The concept is cool, and just cause I'm a Linkin Park fan doesn't mean that I'll hold it against you. But your insults are lame. It lacks humour. The one good bit in it was "music industry is sad, all these new bands these days blow,listen here, there's only one thing that i know, music from back in '92, hardly sucked as much as new, music does, that's the one thing that i know" That bit was well done
mini0n1 - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I once heard a linkin park song and have never heard one since. I'd like to thank the gods for not polluting my ears with such pathetic nonsense.what would jesus buy? haha he'd buy a linkin park album. "I'm STILL disgusted with Linkin Park Fans." - Lauren she puts in nicely into words that I will now ditto. ditto. this crap thats on the radio and on tv should be done away with... here I sit writing to a bunch of MTV kids, this has nothing to do with my search 'i hate god'
LINKIN PARK GOD - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
wat the hell is your promblem. Linkin Park rocks socks.
Lauren - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
If you have nothing vaguely intelligent to say, take the hint and just dont speak at all.
nuero - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Every time a Linkin Park fan insults my intelligence and also makes several spelling errors, an angel loses its wings. LOOK WHAT YOU ARE DOING, PEOPLE!
Kelly - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
personallyI think you SUCK at parodies....I mean come on...if you want to make a GOOD one...change more then three words up you idiot...parodies don't tkae two or three words out to make it seem different...it takes the entire song and changes it up...listen to "Smells Like Nirvana" by Wierd Al Yankvich...he know's what he's doing...where as...you...don't...go back to your cellar under your mom's house that you calim to be cool...go make up crap down there...but don't waste the internet for useless asttempts for parodies...
nuero - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear Kelly, Go to a fourth-grade English class, please. Learn to spell, too. Remember: you're just making an angel lose it's wings, and that helps nobody. Except people who hate angels! Also, look, I'm neat! I can BOLD words, too, and not put an apostrophe in knows. I wish I knew what I was doing like you surely do.
Lauren - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Not that you're getting preconvinced ideas, or anything . . . you listen to want, and I'll do the same. By all means though, keep your opinions, its not like their affecting anyone else. Linkin Park are human beings, trying to work & make money & stay alive like almost everyone else on this planet. I think you may be confused as to whether you hate Linkin Park's music, or Linkin Park themselves.
Rikku - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Linkin Park is great! I can't believe people actually hate them! Atleast they don't just sing about girls, cars, money, or how much of a pimp they are like Nelly and G-unit do. I think Linkin Park does not deserve to be mocked in such a way. They actually have talent! This is a horrible parody...
bianca - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I completely disagree. The parody was horrible. Much of it would only make sense to the mind of an 8 year old, which is making me wonder about who could have written this kind of crap. Perhaps if "neuro" took some grade 4 lessons these parodies may improve at least to the mentality of a 9 year old. Linkin Park is a much better band than many out there. They write their own music and put on excellent live shows. Jealousy gets you nowhere "neuro".
MeteoraAngel - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That parody is funny but the pacing & stuff is a bit off... I'm a HUGE LP fan, try listening to their lyrics & try understanding the meaning, not just their new songs, but some of their old ones. You obviously haven't heard LP all that much coz the pacing is really off. LP has A LOT of talent! They sound the same live as they do on cd. They write their own lyrics, design merchandise, cd covers, Mike produced Reanimation, Joe comes up with the ideas for the music vids & produces them. I think you're VERY narrow minded "neuro" & you seriously need to listen harder. You obviously don't like deep, MEANINGFUL music, with talent, music that saves lives.
MeteoraAngel - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Linkin Park sound REALLY good live...they do EVERYTHING themselves, they got into the music world the hard way, they weren't just created in some studio, nuero, you're parody is VERY wrong. You seem an immature, meaningless, UN-talented poof! Lp have a lot of talent, more than you. They write these great lyrics that save lives. You're lyrics, if you could call them that, are simple, stupid & incorrect.
OMGWTFBBQ - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Most of the lyrics stayed the same. Don't change two words and call it a parody. I myself am a fan of Linkin Park. Even if I wasn't it wouldn't change the fact that this is an awful parody. "In the end, we end up with Linkin Park" AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THAT'S SO FUNNY ROFL!!1111
frustrated - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi, I'm a LP fan and I'm in the LPU too, but I must say that this is very funny! These lyrics are awesome :D
nameless - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I must say that parody was pretty funny, even if I do like Linkin Park, but the flames that are here... Come on people, you cannot change opinions of other people by screaming at them. Most of all, IT IS A PARODY SITE, that means that people will be making fun of songs here, if you can't take all the "mutilations" of the songs, then just don't read it.
brittany gangler - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Linkin Park rocks!! U dont know anything about them!! U said "linkin park is obviously a corporate sham put together by a company to sell them that's the only way they got so far" Well, if you knew anything about them you wood know that they went to school together....the only one that didnt was Chester!! Get a life!! U have lisened to this song im sure 1000000000 times sence you know good words to put in....admit it...deep down inside....YOU LOVE LINKIN PARK!!!
Chuck - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Linkin Park fans: If you aren't going to say something nice, then F*** OFF. It's your own damn fault for feeling offended. Who the hell goes to a site that bashes their favorite band? Either somebody bored, or somebody who's ill. Get lost you preppy poser losers, you don't DESERVE to view parodies.
Lauren - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Who said I felt offended?
dude - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Judging from the comments posted on this parody, the only thing dumber than Linkin Park, is their fanbase.
linkin park is #1 - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Linkin Park Rocks and always will !!!!! They will always be number one on my list!!!!!!!!
and 1 - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
who ever likes linkin park rules and all others can just complain and moan all they want because there are going to be bands like them if u like it a or not! get over it an d stop being babies just because they sound better than you!
shadow rouge - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i loved your parody any one who hates this piece can kiss my A**
Unimportant - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Jebus, regardless of how much you dislike Linkin Park, that parody sucked ass.
nuero - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You're fat.

Fatty.
justme - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I like linkin park and my boyfriend is an even bigger fan, but that doesn't really matter. The parody was pretty good, funny to. I guess ever one have the right to like what they like and i guess your parody is a way for you to express how you feel.So dude rock on
lpfan723 - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
hey ur paroty totally freakin sucked@! btw im a huge lp fan in kase u idnt figure it out already!! learn to write ur own songs idiot and get o ut tha basement u muthA!!! hahaha serusly tho rite ur own music or get off of this paroty site! Get it? It's funny because you're ignorant. -nuero
Dave - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Youre All bunch of whining Middle Class - Wanna depressed teenagers.Linkin Park are pathetic, It Is a proven fact that they suck.It is quite obvious That you all are just cliche Mtv generation Losers.Will linkin park be selling out albums forty years on ? No, They are just a current fad, they will never have true fans or true talent, Like bands such as Ac/dc, Rolling Stones,Beatles , Dire Straits. So everyone Shutup , get over yourselves , this parody is bloody brilliant.
jessica - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Linkin park is the best band ever.Chester has a unique voice.I think it is awesome how they combined all of the different styles of music to come up with something new.It better than listening to all the other bands who sound EXACTLY the same.As for all of you people who dissagree...have you ever even listened to one of their cd's?If not maybe you should.Stop dissing Linkin park you NEED to get a life.As for all of you Linkin Park fans.ROCK ON!!!!!!!!
g@g@ - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know how can anybody hate them,If you hate them as a band that is OK but don't tell me that you don't like FROM THE INSIDE OR BREAKING THE HABIT.
Spelling police+Grammar police - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
To "jessica": "dissagree" is not a word. We all know the prefix "dis-", meaning to not do something. Under this reckoning, "dissagree" would mean "to not sagree", which obviously doesn't make sense.
If you think of a name, put it here. - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Linkin Park. That doesn't mean I don't think they're a hardcore N*SYNC who wouldn't be there if there weren't so many middle-class losers who say they're depressed but don't know what depression is. I mean, neither do I, but I know they don't experience it. Anyway, Linkin Park, okay, N*SYNC, makes LP seem like Maroon 5 by comparison.
nuero - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
what are you people talking about shut up they don't have a unique voice, or a unique sound, you're just TWELVE. you watch mtv and for the past five years all they've played is bubblegum pop and pop punk, so this sounds completely DIFFERENT and NEW to you. this is also why you idiots like the darkness. also, please don't be like I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THEM BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE (RANDOM SONG TITLE HERE). that's just STUPID. i don't know every song linkin park has done ever because i think they're a horrible band. THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS A LITTLE! thanks.
lplover88 - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
what tha ..... linkin park is the best and they always will be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kisses a big lp fan
EMN - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Nuero, nice job with the parody ( although the pacing was off ) AND kicking the illiterate LP fans in the crotch. I can listen to a couple of their songs once in a while ( "One Step Closer" and "Faint" in particular ), but their radio-friendly crap like "Numb" and "In The End" suck ass.
Kyle - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
The Darkness has been around for awhile. They are so kool. Nuero has a point. I have been writing a lot for a while on this stupid thing and this is the first time i am saying this. Linkin Park is a new sound and they are not that great. I am embarassed to be saying this but it is true.
Kyle - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nuero, or Sean, why do u call urself that?
tha Dizzing Dizzar - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
u should make a real song
Adam Moses - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey pal, it's called free speech. CALM THE HELL DOWN, STUPID!
graffitiXskies - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah you know what ? you have absolutely no life. you are such a loser, i can`t even explain to my content. second of all, i am a full out linkin park fan, but i`ve realized that there`s no point in trying to tell you that linkin park is an amazing band because you won`t even listen because you`re a little ignorant twelve year old moron with a website that watches mtv. you probably listen to rap which is the filthiest crap around. little boy, you seem lost, and i think your judging things way too early. i am extremely proud of linkin park and ANYONE can say anything they want against this comment because i won`t give a crap because if you don`t like linkin park, you can just say so, there is absolutely no point in trying to degrate them or diss them, because it`s not gonna effect any lp fans or linkin park themselves in any way. you`re just being ignorant, and stupid. you need to find your mommy and ask her to cancel this site because you are so lost and out of place here. you don`t know what you`re talking about, and you`re too young to judge ANYTHING. oh and while you go and call your mommy, you might as well get a life.
graffitiXskies - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
oh yeah and i`m not really offended, i`m just sick of people not having respect. I DON`T CARE IF YOU DON`T LIKE THEM. just don`t fxcking go around dissing them. if you ask me, i think the biggest baby here is the one who put up this damn site and wrote that parody.
Damn You - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Um your dumb, Linkin Park is the s*it u jus dont know what good music is. But Limp Bizkit does suck. But that doesnt mean u should diss LP. Cuz everywhere u turn there is a LP fan
creepy_lizard - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
lp?.....there r da only people in da world who know da meanings of songs!!!! creepy_lizard_2@hotmail.com thats my e-mail ;) add me if u like linkin park
moriah - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
that was lame. it wasn't even funny, i mean i can laugh at some of the stuff here about Linkin Park. their my favorite band, and i find some of the stuff here funny and intresting. but this is just you trying to get your point across of how much LP sucks. thats your opinion, the next time post something that has truth to it but is still funny. , moriah postscript: my theory is that you either love lp or hate em'. but i was fortunate enough not to be a stubborn ass and figure out that Linkin Park is one of the greatest bands ever.
nuero - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
woah, guys, settle down. quit having opinions on the internet before you pull something! i mean, it's cute how you tell me to shut up and not, y'know, voice my opinion and then back it up with how 'awesome linkin park is' and how i'm a 'stubborn ass.' yes, sorry that i won't change my opinion and that i'm voicing it. this reminds me of a year-and-a-half ago when if you didn't like bush you were a terrorist.
LadyGaladriel - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
My God you are a jerk. This kind of stuff just doesn't need to be posted. You're allowed to have an opinion, sure, but do it in private. If you don't want LP fans to post here, quit provoking us, loser.
nuero - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"You're allowed to have an opinion, sure, but do it in private." ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. excuse me. jesus christ you are the biggest group of idiots ever. it's awesome. also i never said anything like "hey linkin park fans don't post here," i just think it's funny when they're like "sup hey i like linkin park so shut up jesus christ!" you can have an opinion, but keep it private. wow. that sure would make the world boring if people did that! unless you're just talking about me because i don't like linkin park, in which shut the hell up because you're an idiot. stfu n00b stop camping!
buhh - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm curious as to why people actually comment saying that they just like the band that's like going to an anti-abortion webpage and emailing them with just "I LIKE ABORTION" as the content the entire point of this webpage is to mock bands and their songs so why are you coming here with your only purpose being to tell someone who does not like the band that you think they're absolutely wonderful you must certainly realize that to people like nuero and i you are a very large group of retards that have nothing better to do than sit around and scream about your love for linkin park even if you like the band, you'd think you could at least realize that the parody is funny. it takes the random whining that the song was originally made of ("omg nothing matterz bcause i fail all the tiem") and focused it instead against the band's angsty and cliche lyrics!
neuro rox - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
neuro and chuck rulzzzzzzz all u stinkin park loser pussy-rock fans can kiss my craphole. These guys don't know the first thing about music. I don't even see how they can keep fans happy! They have their one CD that they had for like 4 years without releasing anything new. Sure, they had like 7 releases on one CD, and I think that could get a bit tiring. After 4 years, they release a new collection of crap in which all their new songs have a new techno type beat. Hahaha...they can even stay true to their own style of crappy music. Which gives a whole new meaning to the term 'crap rock'...contrary to their so-called rap-rock that they claim is their new and original sound, what a load of monkey dung. I would seriously like to know how people like this band. All their songs sound the same, they have no musical talent; I can play a better tunes on a microwave! And to make things even worse, much like a lot of pop-rock (haha poprocks), they throw in a DJ. They need to make themselves popular so rap fans might get into them too? Talk about selling out. Stupid band. Brad has a shirt that says "I Love Men" and he's guitar skills are 'amazing' cos he can like....play one note then do laundry, make lunch, call his mom, watch soap operas, go shopping for underwear and still be in time for the next note. Joe is a porn hog who thinks he's cool just because he plays the turntables (which are never plugged in, he just acts like he knows what to do) and has the nickname Sir Eats-alot (note his fat gut underneath his cheap t-shirt that he got on sale). Mike is just so 'talented', he uses 3 fingers on a grand piano, wow....props to him for adding his so-called rhymes in the songs which made them suck even worse. Rob, looks like a pot, crack and weed abuser and he totally tainted the whole term of the word 'drumming' by using corrective software even when he mess up the drums, Chester is a vain jackass who thinks he looks good even in girl's clothes who also uses pitch corrective software to do the out-of-tune notes he sing, alot of good and original singers don't use that, how pathetic. Pheonix is the worst bassist in the world compared to everyone else which includes people who doesn't even know what music is (or dumb...whatever, you choose), The best part is that they use Pro Tools, damn them, "I don't think we can function properly without pro tools." says Pheonix. What happened to the term 'plug & play'? stupid ar? like a bunch of fake assed boyband playing their own brand of pussy rock. they'll go on making records that are so worth being throwed around like a frisbee. even dogs and pigs won't touch their music with a 10 foot pole. Strangely, alot of girls love them. Talk about mindless, senseless acts of random blindness and deafness. They're not even into their crap rock music, it's more like an idol (rock boyband) worship rather than litsening without prejudice. But i think you all know why they like them and not the crap rock (you don't? cos they suck so badly that people have to like them for their 'good' looks.) Yup, the world's coming to an end, people...prepare for absolution. More to come, be afraid...be very afraid. by the way, the parody rocks. any other parodies of stinkin park's songs about how they sold out and how much they suck.....they all rule....
nuero - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i think you were on my 'team' but honestly i quit reading. thanks, though.
Agrimorfee - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Here is why Linkin Park sucks--they named themselves after a Chicago neighborhood while they were driving through the city one day to a gig because they thought it sounded neat. These assholes are from Los Angeles...what, you couldn't cop one of your OWN neighborhoods?! Saps.
dude - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, you've been getting hate messages for over a year from teeny bopper LP fans... that's impressive. You can tell they're pre-pubescents mostly, b cuz they type lik thiz. Learn how to freakin' write losers.
amy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
u all need 2 get a life linkin park is the best band in the world!!!! anybody who says the r not needs 2 get a life!!!!!
laura - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
ok this has bin goin on 4 too long, sum of u need 2 get a life!!! lp r a gud band but sum of there songs do sound the same and nuero, we get the point!!! u dont like linkin park, uve said da same thing 4 ova a year...shut up!!!
zoe - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i totally agree with nuero thats why i gave u 5's and to all the lp fans, this is a website to slag off rubbish bands...like lp and if you dont like it go on to a different site. Go and talk about a band you dont like on a different parody and your doing what nueros doing.LP are rubbish,their songs could all be the same tunes with different words and nobody would notice nuero rules!!
... - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess another reason I like linkin park is beacause I relate to their music...check out the video for Crawling, yep sadly that was my life a little while ago Peace out! (sorry i've allways wanted to say that...)
laura - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
crawling is the story of my life!! so is numb. i can relate to most of their lyrics,thats the good thing about them they talk about things that they've gone through and not just the normall stuff.i know chester wrote crawling based on his childhood.I totally agree with you!!
Ellipsis - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoever commented last Friday was not me; I would never say anything like that. To that person: get your own pseudonym.
rokzy - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
omg i thought this site was about parody's but now its turned into an agony aunt with people saying how bad their lives are. If your lifes that bad...go jump off a cliff!!!
Name - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
the parody was good, but its ridiculous not to like a band cause there "main stream". when you say you dont like a band because they are main stream, you just like the main stream teeny bopers not likeing something because some one else told you. This is the same shit ignorant people put green day through back in 93, but i guess they were put to gether by corperations too right? By the way i saw them live just last night and they kicked ass, they put on quite a good show and chester voice sounds the same as it does on the record. i still dont get how he whines explain that one to me.
nuero - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i do not like spelling 'liking' right. spelling words correctly is too "main stream" for me. seriously, i'm as retarded as you all! do you like me yet?
Anna - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
"You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house" Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it is not good. obviously 14 million plus people don't agree with you.
rokzy - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
your right just because 1 person doesnt like them doesnt mean that their bad, but we ARE on a parody website where people make fun of bands.
nuero hater - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Linkin Park has a hell of a lot more talent than you do....way to keep 75% of the original lyrics in your own song you moron
rokzy - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Why do people call nuero a moron and tell him to commit suicide and all sorts off other stuff. Their must be at least 50 other parody's dissing linkin park and their comments aren't bad. What problem do you have with nuero? He isn't doing anything different to the other thousand or so people writing parody's on this website! If you dont like what he's saying go on a different parody.
Bobert funnyman - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok. If you are a pathetic loser who has enough spare time on your hands to scroll all the way down this long-ass page to read this, i have a way to solve this. People who are so RETARDED that they leave "hahaha Omg that was like the best parody evr!" should kill themselves right now with whatever they have closest to them. How about that computer mouse, it has a pretty long cord. Anyways what Im sayin is if people would realize that parodies arent their gift and SHUT THE HELL UP! we could all live a little easier. Amiright? of course i am.
gangsta man - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
linkin park kicks ass u need go jump off a cliff
rokzy - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
so if we have enough spare time on our hands to scroll down this page and leave a comment (like you), does that make us as retarted as you?
Jamuna - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought this parody was totally shit, u guys r way off target, LP RULE!! and i really cudn't care less what anyone else thinks, ur just shoved up ur own arses, and another thing, who would be this sad to make up a parody of in the end, 2 create a website of how much u h8 lp!!! i mean seriously, get a life, get out, and get over it.
creepy_kecleon - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
is this and (somewere i belong) the only songs u heared? lesston to (one step closer) and (faint),they kick ass...they rock...............LINKIN PARK RULE!!!!
X - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a linkin park fan but I really didn't like the parody. Not really because I like LP but the rhyme scheme sucked more than a collage slut, and why would even put avril in there? She has like nothing to do with LP. Seriously, dude, don't write a song unless you're sure people will laugh at it. Or if you made a mp3 or something. Then make me laugh...
mike - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
HOW THE HELL COULD THEY DO THIS? LINKIN PARK IS LIKE, THE GREATEST BAND I KNOW OF, AND SOMEONE CALLS IT SH*T??!!?!? THEY SHOULD BE SKINNED WITH POTATO PEELERS, THEYRE ARMS TIED TO HORSES AND THE HORSES RUN IN 4 DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, AND THEN BURNED TO A CRISP! THIS PARODY IS AN ABOMINATION TO LINKIN PARK!
Rear Admiral Flea-Bag Buttscratcher - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my goodness! "mike" tells us that "THIS PARODY IS AN ABOMINATION TO LINKIN PARK!" ... OH MY GOODNESS, NO, NO, NOOOO!!! We must not commit abominations against THE GREAT, THE AWESOME, THE ALMOST COSMIC "LINKIN PARK" !!!! NO ABOMINATIONS AGAINST LINKIN PARK!!!

Do not litter in Linkin Park!

Do not poop your mangy schnauzer in Linkin Park!

Do not scratch your sweaty, itchy genitalia in Linkin Park!

Do not think of voting for either Bush or Kerry in Linkin Park!

Do not pick your nose & eat chewy nasal mucus boogers in Linkin Park unless your underwear is tuned to Howard Stern's Radio Show!

Do not speak the words "I fantasize about having sex with Michael Jackson in a WALMART store while drinking Starbuck's coffee" in Linkin Park!

Do not run STARK naked in the DARK with a Kent named CLARK within LINKIN PARK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
creepy_lizard - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
linkin park kick ass:D
rokzy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
linkin park do kick ass but the parody was funny sum people do take it way too seriously. Creepy lizard r u on msn?? LP RULE
Someone - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Personally, I love the band. I saw them at Projekt Revolution. And no, I don't think they suck live. I just hate how others are saying that Linkin Park is horrible, horrible, horrible. Seriously, just stfu. What? Do you want the Linkaholics to listen to your music now? So that YOUR music will become a sell out? Well, geez, to all those Linkin Park haters I want to tell you something, "I am sorry that I am not like you. I am sorry that I don't listen to your music. And I'm sorry that mostly teens and pre teens listen to 'Linkin Park.'" It's just a way of life and GUESS WHAT? You want to take Linkin Park away? Well what about the effing 7th grade 6th grade population? You want to take all their music away just because, "OHHH...it's THEM! Linkin Park! UGHH!!!...I wanna listen to something more hardcore teehee...All the more hardcore people hate them..so why not me???" Geez, give them their music. Just don't effing listen to them. Take it more appropriately and leave your comments to your brain. You don't need to spread the hate, idiots. AND i wanted to add to all the Linkin Park supporters...I love you guys! We aren't all 13 years old. ^^ At Projekt Revolution the youngest person there I saw was 13. However, there was like..only 1. Thank you! You keep our society rich with ALOT of different kinds of music...
nuero - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
boring
Rokzy - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Nuero, dont u think this has been goin on too long,4 god sake ur about 16 and ur still on the internet slagin off bands, grow up, if u dont like them buy different music,when i was 13 i went through a faze of worshiping everything they did, now i jus lik dere music,i like different things aswell but i dont go slaggin off the music on the internet, and 1 last thing i not sayin ur not 16 but how do i no ur not sum 13 year old kid who's trying to b "hard" on the internet??!! Seriously get a life!!
whocares - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY NUERO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE LINKIN PARK?????Well if u hate him so much then go n tell him right infront of his face that he suck so dat he can SMACK YOUR FACE......And who the heck r u man???????answer my question dude.......
gringo - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS!!!!
gringo - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
well nuero WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!! LInkin PArk RULES
Rokzy - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
ok kinda harsh, sorry cos im 15 n im on here, so if you dont like lp or punk wat kinda music r u into?? Who do u think r a decent group??
??/ - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
what do you mean MEEZ ???
rokzy - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
wot r u goin on about MEEZ??
nuero - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
here is a lesson. nu metal != metal!!! linkin park being around for five years doesn't make them not nu metal. in fact, the nu metal trend thing started around that time! douche! also someone told me to go tell "him" that i don't like linkin park! without specifying a him! and i think linkin park isn't him! so you're all dumb! anyways the thing i always loved about this site is how similar it is to bush-supporters! "we can feel free to insult your opinions, but don't insult ours! if you don't like music, that's cool, but if you don't like music i like, shut up! you're thirteen years old (what?) and nobody likes you!" there is no reason that you should be able to post a comment with your opinion and also say that i can't post mine. you're all being ignorant douches. i wrote this in a few minutes nearly two years ago, and now i occasionally stop by because it's hilarious how stupid you people are.
iceburns - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
linkin park is just the best and best
rokzy - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
linkin park are not just nu metal, for any1 who has heard breaking the habbit would you call that nu metal?? i dont think so. But i dont really care about if a bands nu metal or not. people are saying that they can diss other bands but no ones aloud to diss linkin park.no one cares if u like them or not, they're a band hu will release a greatest hits album in a few years say they will never break up then we'll read in the papers that they have split up or chesters commited suicide. After that we'll only eva see them again on MTV2 re-runs or in the papers saying 'bennington involved in sex scandel an kills his wife' they r not goin 2 be hear for ever and im sure alot of people will be happy about that. peace out
claire (yes thats right its claire!!) - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
*sigh* LINKIN PARK ROCKS! there you go! But no seriously. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Basically linkin park make decent music. Thats my view. Like my good friend has just pointed out to how can you put so much energy into hating someone?. You dont know any members of linkin park. You have no background research. Your just angry because you dont like their music. I mean your not cool by dissing them like that. Just highly sad.
Katie - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, If you're going to put so much energy into hating someone, at least check your credibility. Research your facts before you make an idiot of yourself and put something up on the web. Linkin Park has been together since the winter of 95-96. Founded by Mike Shinoda and Brad Delson, NOT the record industry. They started out with NOTHING, and now look at how successful they are. I remember seeing them when they were just a little unknown band playing in clubs. Their story is just a success story of how if you persevere and believe in what you can do, you will be successful. And that's with this trend of hating everything new that comes out? Not everything new should be labeled as crap. I'm so sick of all these close-minded people.
claire (again) - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
go katie go katie woot. Listen to what she said because its allllllll true!
nuero - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
more like linkin park sucks and you're all terrible and ps kill yourself
aplsos - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i love neuro he is quite the dapper chap (ps 11/9 never forget)
non d. script - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
[17:03] hey [17:04] that site is specifically for parodies? [17:04] yes [17:04] then uhh [17:04] why are they SHOCKED AND SURPRISED that there are parodies of a popular band on there [17:05] idiots
claire - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
*sigh* maybe you just cant accept the fact that we knows the facts and you dont. quote: p.s go kill yourselves: yeah how original. Somehow I dont think your 15. Psychical Age 15 but mental age of a 3 year old. yes you heard me
rokzy - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
i like lp i was jus stating the obvious facts, its only a band not like it is majorly important that sum1 doesnt like them and to katie i no alot about chester i actually know him, ne way as a fan i still think they have sunk to a nu low another remix album there was hybrid theory and meteora and the rest have just been crap remixes personnally i am fed up of ova priced albulms which are the same songs, they used to be in it for the music but now they're in it 4 money
me, AGAIN! - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
stinkin park SUCK! stinkin fart's music SUCKS! stinkin fart's lyrics SUCK! stinkin fat's band members SUCK! stupid stinkin fart fans SUCK! stinkin fart's fan club SUCKS! CONCLUSION (AHEM!) : EVERYTHING ABOUT stinkin fart SUCKS!
Naiddy_Shinoda - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
LP ROCKS!!! .... and man you suck! -Peace:P
nuero - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
honestly, i really don't care about the 'facts.' it's not like i went into a great deal of depth in writing this thing. it took awhile to download the mp3 and pull up the lyrics to compare mine with, and then the actual writing probably just took a few minutes. what the hell! it's not like i care that they were started at whenever time with whatever members because i doubt they sounded anything like they do now, which is this rap/rock crap bandwagon they've jumped on because it's popular! also they incorporated electronic music! really it is genius and a masterpiece and i don't understand how i ever disliked them oh wait no i'm lying and they're still awful. you can keep bringing your 12-year-old friends here who have the 'facts' that i couldn't care less about, though, because that's funny and lame. it's probably just you, anyways!!!!
me - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
right on nuero! im with you. i think linkin park is a one of the WORST band in the world. nu metal is lame AND SO ARE STINKIN PARK!
claire - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
somehow I dont think my 17 year old friend is 12. and all of you people need to really get a bigger vocabulary.
nuero - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty much the largest word you used was 'physical' and you spelled it wrong.
me - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
haha, stinkin fart fans are such lamers.
me, AGAIN! - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
linkinpark? more like STINKINFART! they're the biggest poo on earth! they make crappy music! they stink like shit! (that's why they're being called STINKIN FART) HAHA. there's nothing to like stinkin fart so why don't you stupid linkin park fans just shut up and go cry somewhere?
nuero - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i wish that guy would stop commenting here talking about poop and cursing because it doesn't make anyone seem any smarter.
Lauren - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
No, the longest word she used was origional. But that was also misspelt.
Lauren - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
And LP may have bad 'politics', but the music is catchy. Hehe.
me - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment
who cares? they still suck for me.
Ashley, IM me at LiNkIn PaRk 2793 if you like LP - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, dude you seroiusly need a life. Y? because you spent your time writing this parody when it was so stupid. If you think Linkin Park is stupid, lets try putting your ass up on stage trying to sing your so called " parody" in front of thousands of fans (if you have any). Linkin Park works their asses off trying to write music, it took them 6 or 7 years to write "Breaking The Habit' Ive never heard anything about anyone doing that before, 7 years they dedicated their lives to for writing 1 song and it took 40 choruses for "Somewhere I Belong" but seriously i mean they are dedicated to their music and so thats why they take time and they listen to other music to see what people like and they come up with their own music not like you, you stoll some of the lyrics and then you used their beat and everything but u just put some mean words in there to make it sound what you call "good" and i donno why you making fun of Chester Bennington and Mike Shinoda, Chester can change his voice like to 3 or 4 different tones, and Mike took 10 years of piano wuold you ever do that just for your music? they did to make people happy with their music and if they didnt suck as much as you think they do, they wouldnt be famous right now would they? if you wanna make people as happy as they Linkin Park does, why dont you go shoot yourself that would mean as much to me as Linkin Park's music does and you don't know HOW much that would be. Since you're poor, ill even buy the gun and bullets myself i mean bullets because your so stupid u might miss your head. So if you have anything else mean to say about Linkin Park then we'll talk, yea talk about me shoving my foot up your ass. they took 20 months to do a giant tour and it was like 173 shows, try doing that, nobody will come. i know an act they will come to, YOU SHOOTING YOURSELF! maybe even Linkin Park will come. so take your parody and shove it up your ass because you're so pathetic you wasted like what a week trying to write such a stupid parody, being mean about my favorite band, and 1 of the greatest bands ever, so i dont get y u spent your time listening to a band you dont even like then writing about it. so try listening 1 of their CDs and listen to their lyrics and maybe you'll understand what they are singing about, their life and how people like you can be really mean to them, hell it got them famous so if you got anything to say to me e-mail me at Ohnogiantblondah@sbcglobal.net and those who do like Linkin Park IM me at LiNkIn PaRk 2793 as for you buddy, straite 1s from me seriusly, listen to what they're trying to tell everyone who listens. YOU SUCK! LINKIN PARK RULES!
Ashley, IM me at LiNkIn PaRk 2793 if you like LP - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
So go find a life, and stop botherings theirs and everyone else who loves Linkin Park
rokzy - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
whoa, seriously dude maybe slightly OTT, yeah i agree lp rock but you shouldnt diss someone that much for having different tastes than u
nuero - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
"Linkin Park works their asses off trying to write music, it took them 6 or 7 years to write "Breaking The Habit' Ive never heard anything about anyone doing that before, 7 years they dedicated their lives to for writing 1 song" --- That's actually kind of pathetic! Why can't they just write a song in a day or two and then just work on it as they're doing an album? I doubt it really took them 7 years to write that, they're probably lying! To you! Ha ha. --- "and they come up with their own music not like you, you stoll some of the lyrics and then you used their beat and everything but u just put some mean words in there to make it sound what you call "good" " --- I have a question! This is a parody site where people write new lyrics to an old song's 'beat,' so what the hell were you expecting when you came here? For me to have an original song with an original beat and original lyrics and everything? What? --- so take your parody and shove it up your ass because you're so pathetic you wasted like what a week trying to write such a stupid parody --- Blah blah stuff before this about me not being famous, who cares! I'm 16, I don't expect to be a world-famous terrible band that 12-year-olds love. Also this parody took like literally ten minutes to write. I downloaded the song and got the lyrics and it took nowhere near a week. It surely took you longer to write this ridiculous rant. --- so try listening 1 of their CDs and listen to their lyrics and maybe you'll understand what they are singing about, their life and how people like you can be really mean to them --- I read some lyrics and they're all about pain and hurting and nobody understanding them! If I wanted to listen to that, I'd listen to emo because they scream and fail at rapping a lot less! anyways this is ridiculous and why isn't it over yet this parody is seriously almost two years old
Ashley, IM me at LiNkIn PaRk 2793 if you like LP - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
you know what man, just kiss my ass
nuero - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
nice retort. seriously! that was great.
Desert Eagle - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hated this version...I'm a huge fan of LP and don't like the way you expressed your side....-_- If u don't like, don't write such craps like this, okay? And...hmmm, at least, you have retain the song, so...maybe they aren't such a bad group after all... try to listen more songs, will'ya?, before make something like this stuff....^-^=
nuero - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
stop telling me what to do. i don't like linkin park and your wonderful arguments aren't going to convince me to like them. idiots.
musiclover - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
well i just think that linkin park is the best but that doesnt mean that i would go around and insult other bands. And a true lp fan will never say "i just to be former lp fan, but not anymore" losers. I like linkin park cuz of what they say and if people dont like it well too bad.Other thing that i would like too point out that i know im not the only person with this things in mind that theres millions and millions of fans around the world, but like of course the haters must be there and we dont need some jealous idiots to come and say trash about linkin park. I think lp is not the only one with this prolem a bunch of bands have tons of fans BUT OF COURSE THE FUCKING HATERS TOO I WISH THEY WOULD JUST GO AWAY A NEVER NEVER COME BACK. OH YEAH ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NUMB - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
nobody and i mean nobody can understand what the message of linkin park GIVES IN THEIR SONGS unless i true linkin park fan not a poser or a "oh i used to be linkin park fan, but not any more" and nobody can come and say shit about them or their songs if they havent heard their cd's and if u have and u didnt liked them well why say shit about them or write a stupid song. Man not even a rival band could do that cuz they know how good they are. Anyways what doI spend my time if i know poserS and losers just wont get a life and keep wrting shit about TALENTED, AWARD WINNING, WHO LOVE THEIR FANS ROCKERS LIKE LINKIN PARK. BET U ALL WHO THAT THING WHO WROTE THAT SO CALLED SONG DOESNT HAVE A BETTER THING TOO DO. wHATEVER U SAY WONT CHANGE OUR MINDS ABOUT HOW GREAT LINKIN PARK IS AND WILL CONTINUE TOO BE IN THE FUTURE . OH YEAH LP AND JAY-Z BRAVO BRAVO IS GREAT IM BEHIND THEM A 100%
rokzy - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
if you get upset about people dissing the bands you like DONT COME ON A FUCKING PARODY SITE!!! keep youre whining about how much you love them and how people are idiots if they hate them to the LPU message boards!!!
nuero - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
this is stupid and ridiculous. i don't like linkin park. i don't care to listen to their albums because I DON'T LIKE LINKIN PARK. i'm not jealous of them, i just think they're terrible.
Ashley IM me at LiNkIn PArK 2793 if you have someting nice to say - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
ok seriously, i know a few days ago i said i love LP and a bunch of mean stuff to you and sorry, but im not saying i hate Linkin Park because they're my favorite band and all, but im kinda agreeing with you now, people who like Linkin Park shouldnt go on here and right mean stuff in the comments, but then again if they didnt, u probably wouldnt have any comments right now whether people like them or not!:-D think about that.
nuero - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
the thing about that is i don't care either way! usually i just laugh at the comments on here, so it's been a source of humour every once in awhile.
nuero - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll also note that I don't care if people say mean things, but saying ridiculous things like "Why aren't you writing original music?" when this is a PARODY SITE is ridiculous. Also, people expecting me to know every piece of background information on Linkin Park is kind of silly, too, because I don't like them very much,
wisibi - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Got Mike by lp jay-z they rock!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in your zapitos You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe So fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if we don't play they show They don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SO All these mags try and use our ass So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers I don't know what you take us as
lea - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
With these non-stop lyrics of life living Not to be forgotten but still unforgiven But in the meantime there are those who wanna talk this and that So I suppose that it gets to a point where feelings gotta get hurt And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt linkin park :nobody's listening
nameless - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Who can rock a rhyme like this? Bring it to you every time like this? Who can rock a rhyme like this? Step, step up, step, step up So you pick up a pen and write yourself a new identity But mentally you don't have the hip hop energy With a tendency to make up stories Sounding like the only hip hop you've heard is top 40 And your record company is completely missing it All the kids are dissing it for not being legitimate So in a battle you can't hack it React with whack shit And get smacked with verbal back flips Get your ass kicked by fabulous battle catalysts It's taken decades for emcees to establish this You're new to hip hop and welcome if your serious But not on the mic Leave that to the experienced "step up" by lp awesome they rule nation
nuero - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
what
la - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
they are lp song lyrics
kl - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i guess they r trying to show that lp is the best
lea - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
duh of course i am
la - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
this is getting kinda sad now, nobody cares bout lp anymore some people need to move on
antiavril - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I could say lp rocks a million times but ppl just wont get it. I just know that im behind them a 100%.
dallow bg - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey nuero, I think it's hilarious that more almost two years after putting up this parody, people are still defending Linkin Park and you're just sitting back laughing. While I don't know if it's a good parody or not, I wouldn't be able to last a listen through the entire LP song without throwing my headphones in anger, I applaud you for being able to tell that LP is such an incredibly disgusting group that's tailor-made for children who think the angsty lyrics speak for them in a way that no band has done before (they obviously haven't listened to music made before the year 2000). I don't know, just passing through. Enjoy the idiotic comments, I sure did.
27 - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
nah he doesnt sit back and laughs he goes green of envy ;so do u, no offence. But like this is really getting sad now
Hello Konichiwa - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I Couldn't Agree More!!
nuero - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I said "what" because pasting Linkin Park lyrics isn't any form of cohesive argument; it's just posting Linkin Park lyrics. It's like Pro-Lifers who are just like "lol look at these horrible fake pictures of dead fetuses God hates you," although maybe that's a better argument than "wahh i've becum so num cant feel u there." Anyways, I'm really not "green of envy," or even green WITH envy, as the saying goes. It would be nice to make millions and still be an untalented schmuck, but only some people are so lucky.
Rokzy - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
wow 200 posts...thats kinda sad. Do people actually care that much about lp??
Ashley IM me at LiNkIn PArK 2793 if you have someting nice to say - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
those of you who do like Linkin Park, go to my site, its www.xanga.com/linkinpark2793 ok yea i do sound obsessed, but hers a new flash, I AM! ask any of my friends, but i mean, if i were 1 of those like Linkin Park haters, than, well, i guess i would like it maybe. But if you were like making ufn of somebody like eminem, it would be a lot funnier, or avril lavigne, cauz well, THEY ACTUALLY DO SUCK! eminem thinks he can actually rap, when he cant, and avril thinks shes a punk ass bitch when shes not. So if any of you wanna make fun of either of those 2 people, lemme know LINKIN PARK RULES! ~ JOE, CHESTER, PHOENIX, BRAD, MIKE, ROB, YOU GUYS ALL ROCK!
59 - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
this is so sad ppl dont write anymore!! if u r really lp fans get out of here.
nuero - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi, I'm deeply offended that you made fun of this band that I like. Go out and make your own music, then, stupidhat! Also, if you want to make fun of [insert musician] or [insert band], go ahead, because they actually suck and I don't like them. There are no flaws in my logic.
kimberly - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
look this is a HUGE lie.... i'm a lp fan for years and i think i know them better... just think.... just becuz yall hate them doesn't mean yall have to lie
level27 - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u really like LP
kile - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
ok nuero you dont like blink you dont like green day linkin park avril puddle of mudd or weezers stuff after the blue album you think nirvana are over rated.. what are you?? some gay freak with no life no friends no girlfriends you jus talk to people you dont know on chat rooms cause their the only friends you make?? Wot music do you like, personly i think you are just a freak who likes britney spears and mandy moore etc and is a camp puff who hates all rock music
nuero - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Happy belated two-year birthday, song. I'm sorry nobody will let you rest. Now, a response to the post above. Stop assuming my musical tastes. If I say that blink is just a poppier Green Day or that Rolling Stone hated Pinkerton, I guess that means I hate Green Day and Weezer, doesn't it? Douche. Green Day is all right. I don't think American Idiot's the best album in the world like everyone else does, but Jesus of Suburbia is good. I like the Blue Album and Pinkerton immensely, and Green and Maladroit are at least catchy or something, if disappointing. Now, blink sucks, Linkin Park sucks, Avril sucks, Puddle of Mudd sucks and there's NO way you can say Nirvana isn't over-rated. Kurt got famous from ripping off (and he's admitting doing it) a Pixies album, he was a horrible lyricist and not that great of a guitar player. And nice assumption that I don't have friends and am a "camp puff" (?) because I don't like some bands. I assume you like every band in the world, just so you'll have friends and your un-camp puffness is affirmed? No, I'm not a camp puff that hates all rock music, but lately, rock music is terribly awful. Well, most popular rock music. I don't know. I hardly even care about music any more.
The Winster - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
The Parody is good; I liked it. :D ;D :) But that doesn't mean that the band just sucks. It is a successful groups though; you hate it just because you don't like metal.
natalie - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
hey u guyz lp iz like the best band ever and they dont sing like ditsy doo pop and getting high and other corny stuff, they sing about life related stuff. stuff ppl can relate 2. i totally dont care that some of u guyz hate them i think that u should have ur own opinions but i thinx itz really immature 4 u to be so jealous u have to pick someones great music and make fun of it just cuz itz not YOUR fav band. maybe u should give it a try. it might be better than u think . and dont make fun of the band members of all thingz cuz they just write it and sing it. just cuz u hate there music u shouldnt automaticly hate them. that would be rude and stupid.
rokzy - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
news flash ppl this IS a parody site where you do make fun of other peoples music!!
natalie - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
but you dont have to pick on ppl cuz their special.
level 27 - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
get out of here LP fans plz dont write anything!!!!!!!!!!
natalie - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
we can write anything we want to and itz not like u can cum here and make me get off can ya????
jimmy - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think that Linkin Park is the worst band/artist ever. That would be reserved for rappers and Limp Bizkit. They, however, aren't very good. They whine a bit too much. There are alot of successful bands out there that don't spend most of there time singing about how bad someone is. Great bands have a variety of topics, some even hopeful. Green Day is a perfect example. American Idiot does politics (american idiot, and holiday), story of poor person/and/or abused (Jesus of Suburbia, Homecoming), Drug problems ( Give Me Novacine), Love (She's a Rebel, Extraordinary Girl) A song about a tough punk/or spilt personality of Jesus of Surburbia( St. Jimmy). Songs about being left alone and lonely (Boulevard of Broken Dreams, LetterBomb), Song about deceased father ( Wake Me Up September Ends). Breakup/ Memory song (Whatsername). The album is a punk opera and great story. While Linkin Park is not experimental or growing band.
jimmy - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
It is said that Linkin Park sonds different and that makes them different and good. Well, I would think a band would have to be lyricly talented to be good. You can sound different and still be good. Modest Mouse for example. Good variety and sound. And good lyrics. Park is behind in lyrics and depth. They are too much like Simple Plan and Good Charlotte in depth and that isn't good. There are alot of artists I don't like that have better depth than Linkin Park. Avril Lavigne for example, don't like her sound but she has more depth than Park.
Rokzy - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
right natalie we go on parody sites to make fun of bands and if you didnt notice this is a linkin park parody so we are making fun of them, jimmy u r obsessed with greenday...ur cool..im going to see them play june 18th :-)
bring it! - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
well go to your fav. bands parody site and see how u like it!!
numb - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
why do u ppl talk about how much u like a band if ppl just will ignore your comment and keep talking shit about them. Just keep loyal to them and that is all that matters. LP , My Chemical Romance, The Used, ANd Green DAy ROCK!!!!
jazzy - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
LP lyrics r really depth I mean there is NOO way they could possibly be compare to Avril L. lyrics come on What were u thinking when u said that. Her lyrics talk about anything she always has to talk about a dude or involve skaters who she is NOT.She doesnt even belong in the rock category. Green Day is awesome now that is rock not by the sound or the image of the band, cuz of the lyrics.
liza - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
of course green day is an experimental band, cuz they been around since before I was born . While LP is like a recent band unlike Good charlotte and Simple PLan their new bands , but they dont have as much fans and lyrical talent as LP.
rokzy - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
its gud to see how many people like greenday..cant wait to see them june 18th also playing with them are jimmy eat world and simple plan...he he i cant wait. I've out grown lp theyre boring and the songs sound all the same to me
nuero - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
All Linkin Park sings about is cutting, and American Idiot is an awful song. Also, Jazzy's comment was pure gold.
shrimp - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
LInkin PArk Rocks damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
natalie - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
greenday does rock but i just dont like how they called me an idiot in one of there songs. i love america. and im pure republican. but linkin park is truly not anything like good charlotte. lp has more meaningful music that "i just wanna livvvveee"
nuero - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Linkin Park sucks. Out of all the terrible popular music out these days, they're among the worst.
BoonoB - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What's this Lincoln Pork i hear so much about? Please post recipe
nuero - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Recipe: 1 part awful rapping 1 part awful screaming 1 part awful nu-metal rap-rock music sound 1 part lyrics about cutting 1 part stupid fans that "OMG u sux cuz ui liek them ok" Stir
natalie - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
who all in here are linkin park fans? ok but i like lostprohets. hate good charlotte. god ive been sick w/ the flu for like 5 days. i feel like crap.
nuero - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
As interesting as that is, nobody honestly cares. At all.
natalie - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
well in that case no one really cares about you. and i was tryin to be nice but sum ppl are just bitches. nuero u suck and u have bad taste
some grade 6 girl - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you all have to use Gods name. Even though this was funny to read if you don`t have anything good to say about nuero and his song parodies just don`t say it. nuero you rock and you have good taste. :D
natalie - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
well hes probably just going to say something bad to u and i never said anything about the parodies. jeez you and neoro are both rude
Alyssa - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW i can't believe i stumbled across this parody. its so old!!!!!!! You're probably never going to read this, but anyway, that was great. I used to be a linkin park fan, until i realised how sad that was. The pacing was pretty shitey, but that sumed up what i think of linkin park. Congratulations for making this parody last for over two years, that's great. krap niknil sucks and so does avril la.vig.ne. And it's obvious that you got so many ones for this because of the millions of ignorant mainstream linkin park followers that can't think for themselves.... WELL DONE
a linkin park fan - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i think u SUCK i love linkin park and the pacing was soo off it sucked so hard and alyssa Y?? y dont u like linkin park anymore also green day, simple plan, mettalica,and bowling 4 soup
Alyssa - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
SIMPLE PLAN? are you crazy? I won't say anything bad about Green day, though. Billie joe's quite pretty for a guy, and metallica's alright.
BoonoB - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
hey hey idiots hey, idiots hey, you idiots hey hey, hey hey idiots quit yelling your opinions like morons. obviously you're doing it merely to block out the sound of any contrary evidence to your argument. i, personally, think Linkin Park are a waste of time, air, electricity and everything else i value. but hell, i'm not going to tell you to shut up, because you're wrong. hell, you may be wrong. i may be wrong. actually, thinking about it, there is no right or wrong. i despise the kind of music that linkin park plays. i despise the kind of person who listens to it merely to fit with what is currently 'in'. but i've had endless criticism for my taste in music from these kinds of people, so, i understand how it can be frustrating for someone who actually enjoys the music for it's own merits, rather than what everyone is telling you to like uh, i've wound down, i'm sure i had a point. Led Zeppelin, R.E.M., Queen, Freezepop, Beck, and various chip artists all kick ass.
rocking nation - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
ok boonoB u made a good point. and led zeppilin does rock. i like mettalica and paparoach, slipknot, system of a down, mudvaine, fozzy is ok, porcipine tree and i could go on forever. i hate punk wannabee bands like good charlotte though. rock will always be here!!!!!!
rachel - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Haha a very good parody, except I really like linkin park. And all you linkin park teenies it is just a bloody PARODY NOT as if some is dieing. Cool it.
lplovaa forecver - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
lp roxoxox my soxxoxox so please kiillll oyuuuuuuur selllllllllpfffffff!!!!
Alyssa - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay Shelby, I think you need to update your vocabulary. If you didn't know, 'U' is a letter, not a word. And '2' is a number. And I think that anyone who uses the term 'HELLO' is a tryhard, out of place wannabe rocker. Ugh what a hypocrite. And lplovaa forever - you need to learn how to spell, or re- read what you've written, because that is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. You can't even spell 'yourself'. Go to school.
shelby - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
i do go to school with straight a's so cool it. i just dont feel like spelling things out. so take a chill and laugh a little bit o mature one!!!!
nuero - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Note: taking the time to spell things out will make you look not stupid. You might try it.
WAt - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(Yawn) boring iv seen better shit than that.
shelby - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
oh shutup you dont need 2 care about it.
nuero - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
But I do, and you can't stop me! Ha ha!
shelby - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
you are a fruit. sorry bud u just are and there is alot of people that would agree with me...
nuero - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Which fruit? Is there a specific fruit you have in mind?
Drunken Cheese Monkey - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Nuero, I gotta say that your parody sucks COMPLETE A$$! I'm sure parodies are supposed to be complete pi$$ takes of songs... not just "I" changed to "They". And surely you were not fifteen when you made this. The oldest person I've heard using the word "stinks" is a seven-year-old. And even she is more intelligent then you obviously are. Linkin Park rule, you may not like their music or them personally, but try reading the lyrics to most of their songs. They actually have a meaning! I know from experience that writing songs helps you to get over severe problems in your life, it also just happens to be his job and why not mix the two? If any of you actually KNEW what Chester has been through in his life and actually found something out about him before you randomly insult him and the band you would think twice. Okay, you might not like the tune or whatever but these people have poured their heart and soul into their music, you can at least give them credit for that. They are not some crappy "Popstars" or "PopIdol" manufactured band, which you nuero obviously listen to/follow obsessively. Do you even know decent music? Quite blatantly you are still stuck in the Spice Girls/Britney Spears stage. Learn the facts before you open your big mouth a$$hole. Linkin Park rule \m/
nuero - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
They have a meaning of "cutting is the only way I can feel x.x;;" which isn't great lyrical subject matter as it is. I don't personally care what Chester Bennington has been through to make him "become so numb, he can't feel you there" or what has caused him such wounds that will not he-yall, so why should I give him credit for it? Countless Linkin Park fans tell me to "learn the facts" because I don't know what horrible things Chester has been through and I don't know every detail of the band, but you forget one thing: I don't like them. You may think they're not pop, but they're plastered over MTV and commercial rock radio. That makes them a pop band! They're successful on pop charts! That makes them a pop band! I don't care if they weren't some idea conceived out of some record label, but Britney Spears is surely a hell of a lot less annoying than Linkin Park. At least her fans know she's a pop star, unlike Linkin Park fans, who think they've found some bad-ass underground rap-rock group to take all their pain away. In a final note, I'm glad you noticed (from all the obvious clues) that I "obviously" listen to pop stars or something. I guess I can assume that you spend all your day having anal sex, simply because you've given me no reason to think that whatsoever (and that's what Chester's singing sounds like).
Alyssa - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Amen to that...
natalie - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
a rotten peach...
nuero - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Slow month!
Alyssa - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess no one really likes linkin park anymore, especially since that jay z thing
natalie - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
ya
___________ - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Linkin Park's my favorite band. I hate your frickin guts, and this sucky parody just adds to it.
rocking nation - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
kool it dude. u dont need to hate our seperate opinions.AND MY GUTS HATE YOU BACK!!!!!!!
Alyssa - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Pfft...... Do you really think anyone in the world cares that Linkin Park is your favourite band? I don't think you realise how pathetic you sound.
rocking nation - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
ya...
jeffrey - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
linkin park rocks!!! u r just a rock hater well... i gess u made ur point so stop making all us rock fans pisst off en go back to the shithole u came from
Qetadgzcb - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not really going to agree with any of the sides, although I personally like Linkin Park... What I'm going to say though, is stop dissing each other because you either hate or like the band. Any band, exactly. It's just a manner of opinion, who you like, and who they like. Neuro, if you don't like Linkin Park, fine, but please don't create an idiotic parody claiming that it is bad (waste of time too). That just gets people upset, and is disrespectful of other opinions.
nuero - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
It's not my fault you have a bad, incorrect opinion. I'll voice mine just as much as you're voicing yours. So don't voice your opinion of my parody if you're going to tell me not to voice mine. It's disrespectful of the people who liked my parody and it's disrespectful to me.
Qetadgzcb - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course I'm voicing my opinion. It's not wrong to voice an opinion. But what you're doing is not voicing your opinion. You're stating openly that "Linkin Park sucks. Period." Not to mention you're forcing your opinion on other people. The only people that can be disrespected are those who don't deserve any respect. You're one of them.
nuero - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Your opinion's wrong.
Qetadgzcb - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you just miss my entire point? My point is that an opinion cannot be wrong. What IS wrong is forcing your opinion on others and stating your opinion as if it is fact.
Erin P. - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
hello ppl as much as it pains me to say this LP is no longer LInkin Park. I mean MIke and Chester r workin in solo albums. SO YA give it a rest. LINkin Park is the best no matter what, I mean the TV ppl say it all the time so why listen to this parody dude. Plus it shows on the top albums sold(Hybrid Theory) (Meteora). So there in your face.
basi - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
like we know already about that dude'
nuero - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
First, to that one guy, your opinion really is wrong. It's just completely invalid. To that Erin jerk retard, selling a lot of albums doesn't mean you're good. Linkin Park is indeed a good exercise of this knowledge. So's Creed. So's, uh, American Idiot. American Idiot is a bad album. Hitler had a lot of followers, but that didn't make him a good leader (he actually was a good leader, he just made some decisions that didn't work out so well for him. But basically I'm saying that Linkin Park is basically Hitler if Hitler were a band).
nuero, you suck! - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
my friend is going to kill you for that!
LPRULES - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
if you don't like a band you don't have to write parodies of their music if you don't like lp then you obviosly don't listen to any good music
dude, what is your problem??? - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
leave people alone and "turn the other cheek". AND DON"T SAY CRAP ABOUT HITLER BEING A GOOD LEADER, HE WAS A WACKJOB!!!
basilica - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, like, dude what does hitler have to do with linkin park, like NQV. The thing is they did sold a whole lot of albumbs and they did rock out and sold out concerts, u just wont admit it. OH and selling a lot of albums DOES mean your good. (hitler NQV). nada que ver.
Chucky - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
why else would ppl spend their money, duh.
nuero - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sure Linkin Park has sold millions of albums and sold out their fair share of concerts. It's unfortunate that the American public has such incredibly awful taste.
linkin park sucks - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
What are your favorite bands nuero?
zero - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I think is secretly linkin park'''
linkin park sucks - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
linkin park is a terrible band
??? - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
whatever...(sigths)
Some1 - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
First of all i'm a huge lp fan. you know... you are pathetic. this parody has been writen in 2003 .... if you don't like lp get over it!!!!!! really!!!!! if you hate that band that much why do you bother in writing something!!!!
elmohatr - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
HI! I'm back after how many months? Anyways, I think that I'm growing towards disliking LP because I get tired of their songs alot more easily now. I mean, after a loooooong time you might get tired of System of A Down, but LP, different story. LP is getting old, and just like previous popular bands, we need to FORGET ABOUT THEM! :) And by the way "SOME1" If you DO really like LP, 1, why did you bother reading that parody (or any others) and 2, I would think of myself as pathetic if I was still a fan of LP. IT IS ANCIENT MUSIC NOW! FIND ANOTHER BAND! SO DON"T MAKE A BIG DEAL IF OTHER PEOPLE DON"T LIKE LP BECAUSE MORE WOULD PROBABLY DISAGREE! THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE STILL FANS! -thank you. :) :) :) fdsal;fjdkslas;fdjdks;a;fj
jebem vam majke - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
NecroMancer - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
ok man this one is funny but LP still rocks and ur still nothing but a stupid nerd who have nothing to do in his life besides making fun of others people work... if u mind, here is my little personal advice: GET A LIFE!
andreea kynh - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
hey man, the parody is pretty good. one thing though.. you should know you don't write a parody after a bad song cuz it's a parody already, you write a parody after a good song ...and that's how it goes =)
nuero - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this parody celebrated its third birthday! Good to see that Linkin Park fans are still complaining and ironically telling me to get a life for "making fun of other people's work" while making fun of my work. Cool! 8-)
SoupMan - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Look at the link park fans review, and the haters. OMFG LINKN PERK RULZ!11!!!!11 HW CULD YOU NT LIEK IT!11!1 ITZ TOK THEM LIEK 7 YRS. TO MAEK BRAKING TEH HABIT!!1! STUPID11!1! Wow...7 years to make such a crappy song. We can all agree that Linkin Park is for the sad little emo kids who want to join in the mainstream. Also, Jay-z made it blow even more, and it's sad that the fangirls keep making music videos out of them using cartoons. There's only one word to call Linkin Park and their fans, pathetic
Karla - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I just love Lp...though i think d parody was cool. I only thought it was cool cuz it's hard changing songs to mean something else. But still.LP ROX. Bet d only reason y ur mocking them is bcoz u have nothing useful to do--LOzERS! ha...u cant even perform infront of bilions of pipol besides....they're great.wat can u do about them?!
nuero - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
pipol
.:Ryu:. - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
thats pretty sad that you have to rip on a band that does so much .. they have charities and are a worldwide known band .. and what about you .. you sit here and make lame parodies....pretty gay.
Cheez'd - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Hahahahaaaa.a.....i dunt get it. its not funny. sorry, its just not...lp owns, 'nuff said. nice effort, tho, but make it at least not offending to lp.
alyssa - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
owns what? and whats the point of him making a parody thats unoffensive to linking park when he doesnt like linking park.... he's just stating an opinion, its your choice whether you read it or act upon it.
alyssa - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
oops..i meant linkin..but you get my point
Joel Mar- OMFG!!! - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE MUCH PEOPLE MAKE A BIG DEAL OFF OF LINKIN PARK!!!
feebas_factor - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmm... what can I say? I like Linkin Park >_> Not the band so much, the "image" they seem to be projecting is a little irritating to me... but I enjoy listening to their songs. This parody was pretty good though. Nice substitution and ryhmes, and good measuring out of the words. However, it was a litte difficult to follow sometimes; maybe use of capital letters and SOME punctuation, might make it a little clearer what lines end where... What I thought was good was that you actually gave somewhat an idea of why you don't like them, as opposed to just repeating "Linkin Park sucks! They are shit" or something over and over. Although I still fail entirely to understand WHY you people take such issue with Linkin Park. Is it the band members? The lyrics? Are you musically intolerant? Or do you just see all fans as raving, emo 10-year-old outcasts? (A stereotyped target I still am not convinced actually exists) Ah well... I may not understand but... good job.
fvck lp - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
stinkin fart is basically for those little 15 year old tennyboppers who just started listening to music, nuff said.
Rooster619 - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Linkin Park are a great band, and fvck lp lol(can't even spell your own name properly) their new music covers many types of music, listen to it, love it, be an lp fan (Y)
Blake - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Ok there like any old band now a days but why hate? just ignore,dont listen to their music if u dont want to. putting up sites like these wont do any good it will only make fans pissed
Scottish-Lad - October 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm a Linkin Park fan myself, they where the first band I listened to properly, so I have a special place for them. But! I like your parodies. All in good fun. :) If everyone liked the same thing, life would be boring. (To all the crazed Linkin Park typo-tycoons.. Jesus. Just.. sheesh.)
ilyaslp - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
linkin park are the greatest band ever,they play their own instruments,they write their own lyrics,they promote worthy causes and they actually are dedicated to their fans,fcuk all of you that dont like them,your all a bunch of lossers,you wrote that parody but its mostly their lyrics,i could have made up that crap sitting on the toilet you fcuking prick
zaphf - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I think this parody is unimaginable and its appeal in terms of humour is poor and crude. Linkin park itself is a great band, a lot of thought is put into the songs and the music itself is a synergy of all different sounds. It is unfair to attack any one who likes linkin park as being disillusioned, childish scum as linkin park is really unique. They are not trying to copy other people's styles as to many pop artists so we should give them credit for that.
IHATELP - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...i hate em, i give u 5*****
zaphf - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
But yes althought i said linkin park is good, there nothing on a band of pure genius like muse.
mucicbudda - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
lp rocks, and if u are gonna make a parody, you dont just take the original and change like 5 words Theone has a point
Zeth - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Well I like Linkin park but he does have a point there rap/rock music is cool and many people like it but still it's not rock and u people can't call it rock either cuz most of the background music is techno ... plz don't get pissed of when u read this I'm only saying what I think of LP and nuero is doing just the same and neuro plz watch this XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNRhzX6gw8
daniel shaltes (the guy who wrote the "afi sucks" parody) - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
it appers on amiright.com that saying "afi sucks" nearly gets your neck broken but saying 'linkinparksucks" (both ture btw old lp was ok but the new junk is just that) doesnt even get any comments deleted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF amiright!!!!! (thanks to the one who commented about this on my parody)
SencaX - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Get out more kiddo..
Wlad - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I could write something like that but i cant sing. I would love to put some parody on youtube. Anyone who can sing and has a camera email me. rudeychuk@sbcglobal.net(it already has a lot of spam )
fruvsy - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow. Go neuro :) It's been 5 years since you wrote this parody and people still care enough to keep expressing their views. What an honour it must be to see your parody stand the test of time. Congrats!
Rooster619 - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I find it funny that his last comment was three years after this was made, shows he must've been obsessed with this. Everything I did on the net a year ago I've ditched.

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