Song Parodies -> God I Hate Linkin Park

LINKIN PARK ROCKS

I gave you all 5's because Linkin Park sucks monkeys.

Hahah, my scores are an average between Linkin Park lovers and Linkin Park haters.

i didnt vote because i like linkin park, but all feelings aside- that was one of the best parodies i have heard....u rock man

how dare you! lp ROCKS! limp bizkit sucks though

i myself like linkin park .. but they do get mega annoying . and i hate (stress the word ) hate , limp bizkit !! that parody was freakin awesome !!!

yeesh. linkin park suxxxx ass

lmao, that parody is funny... but I love LP!

HAHAHAHAHA! HOW FUNNY! OMG OMG! linken park is good but that soooo FUNNY!

ThE PaRoDy SuX Ass, WhOeVeR WrOtE It SuX ToO, LINKIN PARK iS ThE BeSt BaNd In ThE WoRlD............... #1 BaNd

Theone is a silly child...

DUDE! the best thing i've ever heard. "LP" Brings up enough acidic bile from my liver to dissolve a medium-sized truck! The cd i bought of them was thrown into the microwave 4 days later! they SUCK!!!!! THEY SUCK!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!

Hmph. Linkin Park kicks arse. Of course, people like TheOne aren't helping my argument, and should shut up if they have nothing even vaguely intelligent to say. Anyhow, I love Linkin Park, but I suppose the parody was okay. -.-

The gayest band? Ever heard of Queen? How about Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Bronski Beat? Anybody that backs up Madonna? N*Sync? OK, bad example, they're not a band. Same applies to Wham! Huey "Piano" Smith & the Clowns were only transvestites, and I'm pretty sure that applied to the New York Dolls as well. David Bowie's Spiders from Mars? Not sure. And what else do all these bands have in common? (Except N*Sync.) They're all better than Linkin Park!

i hate you and you deserve to fall off a cliff

hahah, you suck, dude.

First of all, You prob. Couldnt sing for beans, so why diss someone, when you yourself couldnt even hit one note????? Huh!!?!??! Just curious why you make fun of people, ohh wait!! i know...its your insecuritys, hahahahahah!!! ohh wait..big words for a 14 year old? Okay lemme make it simple for you. You suck, And the evil Duckies will come and kill u all. (also, its okay to make fun of avril, she cant sing for beans...hey just like the person who made the lp parody.)

yo dude, i can respect u dont like linkin park, but why? they r really good if u listened to them, which i bet u never have... but its not worth it putting up hate sites, its just sickening when people d stuff like this... >:o P.S. no offense, but the parody sucked pretty bad

I'm a Linkin Park fan myself, but I suppose the parody was okay. The pacing was off in some places, though. =T

God you people suck

its funni that a hater of LP would actually waste their time on the band they dislike if i hate a band, i dont diss it, i just dont think about it.....but it seems like you care about them enough to think about them that much but just like Mike Shinoda, everyone should b able to give their own opinion......but they shouldnt flame anyone in doing so by the way, i thought the parody was quite funni and you have talent (but you shouldnt b wasting it on dissin [in my opinion] a great band...or any other at all.....no matter much hard they suk)

Bah! Linkin Park is the greatest band ever, I donīt understand can som1 not love it... just donīt get it...

damn there's some LP sheep up in here I had to sit through LP LIVE so I KNOW they suck, first hand somethings just wrong with the the rest of y'all

Look, if parodies against a certain performer bother you, I suggest you don't read them. If you wanna read them anyway, that's okay, but please don't leave nasty comments; it's not polite.

LPfan I think some of your CAPSLOCK got stuck in your brain as well, dork. I really hate jerks not knowing how to use common sense using a simple thing as a keyboard.

please, continue to averagate my score, you idiot linkin park fans. also, keep leaving stupid jackass comments, 'cause they're funny to read everytime i come here every few months.

ummmmmmmmmmmm . . . if u hate LP so much then y do u kno their songs?

A real loser!!!!!!!!!!!!

me?

Dan has a point

Nuero, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Get over yourself.

I loved the parody, because I think Linkin Park is about as low as pond scum, but then again pond scum actually feeds some animals so its at least SOMEWHAT useful. Chester Bennington thinks that his whining and screeching like a little girl will woo the hearts of all the little girls and he has succeeded, sadly. And Mike Shinoda not only thinks he can rap (though he can't), but he also thinks it sounds GOOD (which it doesn't) when combined with (crappy) metal. As a previous linkin park fan, I now despise them. But the band itself doesn't disgust me as much as one other thing: THE FANS. LINKIN PARK FANS ARE SAD SAD TEENYBOPPERS THAT THINK THEY ARE "HARDCORE" BECAUSE THEY ARE MAINSTREAM. I swear, the little Linkin Park fangirls disgust me, I LOATHE them. The only thing linkin park could possibly do is commit suicide and do REAL MUSIC a favor. Nuero, you're a genius. And if you little wussy LP fans wanna email me to b**** and moan about how mean i am, here's my screen name: XXCharlie917Xx@aol.com, I'll be glad to argue my point with you pathetic losers. Again, Good parody Nuero. Straight (unlike chester) 5's.

Chuck, I would kill you, but that would make everyone too happy.

What Chuck meant to say: I hated the parody, because I think Linkin Park rox. Chester Bennington is cool. And Mike Shinoda is too. When combined with metal its even better. As a previous linkin park fan, I now still like them. But the band itself has one other thing: FANS. LINKIN PARK FANS ARE JUST LIKE ME.

Just havin a browse through some of these comments, and I would like to put my 2 cents in. Linkin Park are an awesome band, I will agree that they suck live, but I don't know many groups or individuals who are really talented on the stage. I havent heard anybody disputing that they draw a crowed so I will assume that it is agreed they are a popular band. As for Limp Bizkit, another great band. It is alway good to hear something different, those who don't appreciate new and different things have extremely narrow minds. I dont have a problem with with making fun of stars, I happen to be a big Weird Al fan, but seriously, if you don't have something nice to say, dont bother saying anything, its a waste of effort, cause most people dont want to hear it!

How could you say stuffs like that????? Linkin Park is one of the best bands out there. Just like Hanson. Who do you think you are???? If you were to just listen, you will hear the true meanings of all the songs. You guys have no right talking about them like that!!!!! You all suck!!!

LP rocks right lena?

Totally true kyle. i luv playing guitar to LP music. most of u jerks more than likely cant even do that or carry a tune in a bucket. So y dont u just leave it alone. By the way learn to write some real songs and quit makin fun of everyone elses. LP rocks so get over it already. If u think ur so great and the music now sucks go start ur own band....oops.....4got u prob. have no talent so leave to the people who do ( HINT: LP)

You idiots should start listening to Lena. You have absolutely no talent. You should learn to write your own songs. The only way you can make people laugh is by copying someone elses creativity. I am sure Linkin Park spent a lot of time writing the songs. In conclusion, you stupid ppl need to learn to write ur own crap!!!!! LP rocks!!!!!

LP spends heaps of time writing songs. They wrote, recorded & mixed 40 choruses 4 somewhere I belong. If thats not enough, I dont know what is.

LP r my fave band, & i rekon they rock live too, but I can respect that every1 mite not agree wif me. Its just really sad when ppl go & insult things that are really important to others. Like, I know this may sound pathetic, but LP are a big part of my life (well, the music part) coz my brothers & friends like them 2 & its annoying when ppl cant respect that.

As you can see, Linkin Park is the best. Everyone likes them, well not everyone. But most ppl do.linkin parks works long and hard to write their songs. one of their songs took six years to complete and perfect! Jan agrees with me just like Lena did.

I agree with Shyla (even though thats a really unusual name, how do you pronounce it?) personnally I dont really go for the type of music Linkin Park make, but at least I can respect that they are one of the most popular, powerful & hardworking bands in the world, and just because you may not like a particular band is NO REASON to insult those who do.

Would u all just get a life? honestly.

Linkin Park...to much teenage angst...oh my life sucks and I hate the world, and I can't sing. It's for young teenagers but nothing else. Good Job dude. I never knew so many people hated Linkin Park, I thought I was the only one, but I was surprised to find out (mainly through the internet) that they are easily becoming the most hated band on the planet! soon to replace Insane Clown Posse and Limp Bizkit. :)

Thanx Emma, its good to know there are some ppl out there who may not like LP but still respect them. & by the way u say my name exactly how its spelt, even tho thats beside the point.

Wow, you listen to hardcore metal!??!?! ur kewliz awesome dood.

Reb, you are truly an American hero. Insulting someone who lives with his mother when he's fifteen is really the way to go. Sorry your mom kicked you out when you wouldn't stop listening to all this 'hardcore metal' like Linkin Park. Oh wait. Go shoot yourself. Everyone else who tells me to quit mocking this band or not writing my own songs, uh, this is a site dedicated to song parodies. Hopefully realize you were hit in the head before you left the womb and you'll never be as smart as me. I write a lot of songs and record a lot of songs. Linkin Park may have recorded 40 choruses for 'Somewhere I Belong,' but I only hear one. That probably means they suck. Chester Bennington, shoot yourself. Or scream about how I made you sad. PLZ Also, I'm not personally insulting the people who like Linkin Park. I personally believe they're a terrible band, but I've never stood up and said, "Screw everyone who listens to Linkin Park." I've received countless comments on here from moron Linkin Park fans (note: I didn't say ALL Linkin Park fans, I said moron ones) who tell me to get a life and grow up and not make fun of people. They also tell me to move out of my mom's house and tell me to get a better job. A question here, if I may ask! Is that not.. uh.. making fun of people. Grow up and get a life, please! I've received like three positive comments from people who don't like the band and about three thousand from ones who don't. The fact that my score is even AVERAGE is amazing considering I'm sure every Linkin Park fan gave me straight ones. Most of you, please don't procreate. EVER.

reb truely good statement! nuero, u are a loser sellout! u should learn to create ur own songs. i know u think u r the best but u r as bad as u think linkin park is. obviously there are a lot of LP fans out there. i know we make fun of u a lot i could personally care less. u need to get a life. just cause u don't have friends doesn't mean u can take it out on LP. ur just jealous because they have fans and u dont. we r in a band about to hit our big break and u might hate it but if we find one parody on here about us EVER, we will come to ur house ( or burger king, i don't know ur hours) and kick ur behind all the way to turkey and back. do u understand wat we r sayin here? as musicians we dont care who the heck ur makin fun of we r gonna defend them. and we hope people would do the same for us. the other kyle who hates LP u suck!!!!!!!!! Oh and by the way "kyle and Lena" u guys rock!!!!! u have the best band ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!! i totally luv Fatality they rock!!!!!!! Lena, Kyle, and Jan rock guitar and can play like no one i have ever heard!!! Their vocals are the BEST.they r #1. and when u see them perform its like wow!!!.. they can totally jam!! AND THEY WRITE THEIR OWN MUSIC AND LYRICS... WHICH MIGHT I ADD ROCKS!!!!! so i just wanted to let ya know that lena and kyle and jan all have a point they know what talent is and trust me u have none!!!!!!!! FATALITY is the best!!!! p.s. LP rocks 2

I totally agree with Brad. Fatality KICKS ASS!!! numero, u need 2 get a life and if u ever talk bad about those girls, who i might add are TOTALLY HOT AND SEXY, i will personally find out where u live and come kick it into next year!!! u will regret it if u ever think that u can just make fun of other peoples hard work and dedication then get away with it. nice try, but U SUCK. there are alot more people who feel the same way as me and u can just go @#%& ur mama, with a side of the burger king manager...(o wait, that is ur mama)!!!!!!!!!

You people are all truly retarded. I know you're all the same god damn person commenting over and over again. I'm really sure you're about to hit your 'big break' soon, just like all these other bands all over the world. It's obvious you're all the same stupid idiot because you spell the same words wrong, talk about the same local band that you're in that nobody's ever heard of, and you congratulate the same people for being complete morons. I realize you think I should write my own music, even after I told you I did, but this is a site dedicated to making fun of popular music. See the PARODY part of this url? That indicates that this is a parody, something mocking something already existing. If you're going to bitch about me not making music, uh... go to a site that's not dedicated to parodies. You're dumb. Put a loaded pistol to your temple and PULL. Also, you idiots, quit telling me I have no talent. You don't know me, you've never met me, you never will and you haven't heard my music. Just because I don't like Linkin Park doesn't mean I said you're all talentless or you work at Burger King or I'm going to kick your ass. nuarrow@yahoo.com Feel free to email me, you people make me laugh. ALOT. I don't work at Burger King, as I said, you dimwits, but it wouldn't be awful if I did because I'm FIFTEEN. Quit being so stupid. Still, don't procreate EVER.

o.k. first of all, i am FRIENDS with Fatality. im not them. second of all, ur an ass for saying we are all morons repeatedly, and saying they are just like every other band out there about to hit their "big break". third of all, its not like "nobody's" ever heard of them. they have won tons of talent contests in our state and the states around ours. they are going to go on tour soon. you will be sorry when they are really popular and your still just changing other artists words around and posting them on stupid websites. uggh, you are such a loser. you make me sick. and good for you...your 15, no one cares. and your saying that we said you have no talent, when your saying we are morons, idiots, talentless, etc... o, and by the way...i'm a Christian man and i dont apreiciate you saying the Lord's name in vain just to cuss us out.

Wow. And I made the mistake of thinking this was about Linkin Park.

i know. this is supposed to be about lp. and neuro, so wat if it were to be the same person. would it really matter. if u are 15 then you should be able to come up with better names then moron. kindergardeners use that word. my god! get over urself. linkin park is the best. more ppl on here like LP then ppl that don't

In response to the comment about being younger, I'm 13. Personally LP are my fave band & I reckon they rock, but telling someone to kill themselves/wishing LP would commit suicide is going a bit too far over a difference of opinion.

Lauren, you missed it, I guess. Someone told ME to kill myself first. It's all a little satire on that, actually, but that comment got deleted. I hate this whole thing. New Linkin Park parody tomorrow, due to popular demand.

Obviousily some silly Lincoln Park fan board has picked up on this parody. Remember to report all the insults that use dirty words. They're easy to spot since they're written by 10 year olds.

Remember, Linkin Park is only a BAND! Shakespeare would say that all of this is "full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Haha Neuro, not all my comments are directed at you. Maybe you should listen to 'Papercut'. And in response to the whole 'Fatality' thing, no offence, but your band holds no referance to LP whatsoever. I live in New Zealand so I'm sure it will be a long, long time until I ever hear your music, and quite frankly I'm glad. Mari D is right. Its only a band.

Wow, a coupla weeks after I post something here and I'm STILL disgusted with Linkin Park Fans. Oh, the remake of my post was hilarious, absolutely hilarious. Bravo. You deserve an award for best dumb$hit comedian. JJ-bring it on. Also, I recall somebody saying "if you'd only listen to them..."---NEWS FLASH---Did I not say I was a previous fan? They f***ed up their old style which was 90% rock and I must say was slightly bearable, and turned it to 90% rap and 10% chain smoker wailing. I think that people who read parodies about their favorite band are just looking for fights, and need to pick up a hobby, like picking their nose or something. Don't pick on Nuero, he's just telling the truth. Linkin Park fans are 99% idiots (all 10 of you), and you need to listen to better music. If I so much as hear the opening line to one of those crappy songs, I turn my radio off, and throw my remote at my stereo. I hate them that much. I can't believe somebody actually had the cojones to mail me and ask "why do u hate lnkin park so much?". Simple answer: THEY RUIN MUSIC. THEY TURN TEENY-BOPPERS INTO WANNABE POSER FREAKS. Linkin Park is just another boy band with a crappy rapper (heh, you can't spell crap without rap, am i right?), and a whiny little laryngitis-infected wimp that squeals like a pig every time his life takes another turn for the worst (oh no, I'm stuck at a red light, let me squeal about how inhumane life really is... KILL MEEEEEeeeee...). Am I right, or am I right? I bet the next couple of posts will either say "No, ur wrong, lnkin park is d best, for shizzle", or "Chuck, kill yourself". I'm expecting them ... so I can reply >XD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... lp bites, nuero rocks

Bring it on? I'm sorry, did you just quote a cheerleading movie?

Lauren, i totally agree. Chuck, SHUT UP!!!! wat do u want us to listen to? The f***ed up rap? THey all talk about the same f****ing thing. SEX SEX SEX AND MORE SEX. Atleast LP has talent. The write their own music and they play their own instruments. U can kiss our A$$es.

Lauren. that is funny. he thinks only americans listen to LP ya sure considering the went to europe on tour. wat a moron

The concept is cool, and just cause I'm a Linkin Park fan doesn't mean that I'll hold it against you. But your insults are lame. It lacks humour. The one good bit in it was "music industry is sad, all these new bands these days blow,listen here, there's only one thing that i know, music from back in '92, hardly sucked as much as new, music does, that's the one thing that i know" That bit was well done

I once heard a linkin park song and have never heard one since. I'd like to thank the gods for not polluting my ears with such pathetic nonsense.what would jesus buy? haha he'd buy a linkin park album. "I'm STILL disgusted with Linkin Park Fans." - Lauren she puts in nicely into words that I will now ditto. ditto. this crap thats on the radio and on tv should be done away with... here I sit writing to a bunch of MTV kids, this has nothing to do with my search 'i hate god'

wat the hell is your promblem. Linkin Park rocks socks.

If you have nothing vaguely intelligent to say, take the hint and just dont speak at all.

Every time a Linkin Park fan insults my intelligence and also makes several spelling errors, an angel loses its wings. LOOK WHAT YOU ARE DOING, PEOPLE!

personallyI think you SUCK at parodies....I mean come on...if you want to make a GOOD one...change more then three words up you idiot...parodies don't tkae two or three words out to make it seem different...it takes the entire song and changes it up...listen to "Smells Like Nirvana" by Wierd Al Yankvich...he know's what he's doing...where as...you...don't...go back to your cellar under your mom's house that you calim to be cool...go make up crap down there...but don't waste the internet for useless asttempts for parodies...

Dear Kelly, Go to a fourth-grade English class, please. Learn to spell, too. Remember: you're just making an angel lose it's wings, and that helps nobody. Except people who hate angels! Also, look, I'm neat! I can BOLD words, too, and not put an apostrophe in knows. I wish I knew what I was doing like you surely do.

Not that you're getting preconvinced ideas, or anything . . . you listen to want, and I'll do the same. By all means though, keep your opinions, its not like their affecting anyone else. Linkin Park are human beings, trying to work & make money & stay alive like almost everyone else on this planet. I think you may be confused as to whether you hate Linkin Park's music, or Linkin Park themselves.

Linkin Park is great! I can't believe people actually hate them! Atleast they don't just sing about girls, cars, money, or how much of a pimp they are like Nelly and G-unit do. I think Linkin Park does not deserve to be mocked in such a way. They actually have talent! This is a horrible parody...

I completely disagree. The parody was horrible. Much of it would only make sense to the mind of an 8 year old, which is making me wonder about who could have written this kind of crap. Perhaps if "neuro" took some grade 4 lessons these parodies may improve at least to the mentality of a 9 year old. Linkin Park is a much better band than many out there. They write their own music and put on excellent live shows. Jealousy gets you nowhere "neuro".

That parody is funny but the pacing & stuff is a bit off... I'm a HUGE LP fan, try listening to their lyrics & try understanding the meaning, not just their new songs, but some of their old ones. You obviously haven't heard LP all that much coz the pacing is really off. LP has A LOT of talent! They sound the same live as they do on cd. They write their own lyrics, design merchandise, cd covers, Mike produced Reanimation, Joe comes up with the ideas for the music vids & produces them. I think you're VERY narrow minded "neuro" & you seriously need to listen harder. You obviously don't like deep, MEANINGFUL music, with talent, music that saves lives.

Linkin Park sound REALLY good live...they do EVERYTHING themselves, they got into the music world the hard way, they weren't just created in some studio, nuero, you're parody is VERY wrong. You seem an immature, meaningless, UN-talented poof! Lp have a lot of talent, more than you. They write these great lyrics that save lives. You're lyrics, if you could call them that, are simple, stupid & incorrect.

Most of the lyrics stayed the same. Don't change two words and call it a parody. I myself am a fan of Linkin Park. Even if I wasn't it wouldn't change the fact that this is an awful parody. "In the end, we end up with Linkin Park" AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THAT'S SO FUNNY ROFL!!1111

Hi, I'm a LP fan and I'm in the LPU too, but I must say that this is very funny! These lyrics are awesome :D

I must say that parody was pretty funny, even if I do like Linkin Park, but the flames that are here... Come on people, you cannot change opinions of other people by screaming at them. Most of all, IT IS A PARODY SITE, that means that people will be making fun of songs here, if you can't take all the "mutilations" of the songs, then just don't read it.

Linkin Park rocks!! U dont know anything about them!! U said "linkin park is obviously a corporate sham put together by a company to sell them that's the only way they got so far" Well, if you knew anything about them you wood know that they went to school together....the only one that didnt was Chester!! Get a life!! U have lisened to this song im sure 1000000000 times sence you know good words to put in....admit it...deep down inside....YOU LOVE LINKIN PARK!!!

Hey, Linkin Park fans: If you aren't going to say something nice, then F*** OFF. It's your own damn fault for feeling offended. Who the hell goes to a site that bashes their favorite band? Either somebody bored, or somebody who's ill. Get lost you preppy poser losers, you don't DESERVE to view parodies.

Who said I felt offended?

Judging from the comments posted on this parody, the only thing dumber than Linkin Park, is their fanbase.

Linkin Park Rocks and always will !!!!! They will always be number one on my list!!!!!!!!

who ever likes linkin park rules and all others can just complain and moan all they want because there are going to be bands like them if u like it a or not! get over it an d stop being babies just because they sound better than you!

i loved your parody any one who hates this piece can kiss my A**

Jebus, regardless of how much you dislike Linkin Park, that parody sucked ass.

You're fat.

Fatty.

Well I like linkin park and my boyfriend is an even bigger fan, but that doesn't really matter. The parody was pretty good, funny to. I guess ever one have the right to like what they like and i guess your parody is a way for you to express how you feel.So dude rock on

hey ur paroty totally freakin sucked@! btw im a huge lp fan in kase u idnt figure it out already!! learn to write ur own songs idiot and get o ut tha basement u muthA!!! hahaha serusly tho rite ur own music or get off of this paroty site! Get it? It's funny because you're ignorant. -nuero

Youre All bunch of whining Middle Class - Wanna depressed teenagers.Linkin Park are pathetic, It Is a proven fact that they suck.It is quite obvious That you all are just cliche Mtv generation Losers.Will linkin park be selling out albums forty years on ? No, They are just a current fad, they will never have true fans or true talent, Like bands such as Ac/dc, Rolling Stones,Beatles , Dire Straits. So everyone Shutup , get over yourselves , this parody is bloody brilliant.

Linkin park is the best band ever.Chester has a unique voice.I think it is awesome how they combined all of the different styles of music to come up with something new.It better than listening to all the other bands who sound EXACTLY the same.As for all of you people who dissagree...have you ever even listened to one of their cd's?If not maybe you should.Stop dissing Linkin park you NEED to get a life.As for all of you Linkin Park fans.ROCK ON!!!!!!!!

I don't know how can anybody hate them,If you hate them as a band that is OK but don't tell me that you don't like FROM THE INSIDE OR BREAKING THE HABIT.

To "jessica": "dissagree" is not a word. We all know the prefix "dis-", meaning to not do something. Under this reckoning, "dissagree" would mean "to not sagree", which obviously doesn't make sense.

I like Linkin Park. That doesn't mean I don't think they're a hardcore N*SYNC who wouldn't be there if there weren't so many middle-class losers who say they're depressed but don't know what depression is. I mean, neither do I, but I know they don't experience it. Anyway, Linkin Park, okay, N*SYNC, makes LP seem like Maroon 5 by comparison.

what are you people talking about shut up they don't have a unique voice, or a unique sound, you're just TWELVE. you watch mtv and for the past five years all they've played is bubblegum pop and pop punk, so this sounds completely DIFFERENT and NEW to you. this is also why you idiots like the darkness. also, please don't be like I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THEM BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE (RANDOM SONG TITLE HERE). that's just STUPID. i don't know every song linkin park has done ever because i think they're a horrible band. THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS A LITTLE! thanks.

what tha ..... linkin park is the best and they always will be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kisses a big lp fan

Hey Nuero, nice job with the parody ( although the pacing was off ) AND kicking the illiterate LP fans in the crotch. I can listen to a couple of their songs once in a while ( "One Step Closer" and "Faint" in particular ), but their radio-friendly crap like "Numb" and "In The End" suck ass.

The Darkness has been around for awhile. They are so kool. Nuero has a point. I have been writing a lot for a while on this stupid thing and this is the first time i am saying this. Linkin Park is a new sound and they are not that great. I am embarassed to be saying this but it is true.

Nuero, or Sean, why do u call urself that?

u should make a real song

Hey pal, it's called free speech. CALM THE HELL DOWN, STUPID!

yeah you know what ? you have absolutely no life. you are such a loser, i can`t even explain to my content. second of all, i am a full out linkin park fan, but i`ve realized that there`s no point in trying to tell you that linkin park is an amazing band because you won`t even listen because you`re a little ignorant twelve year old moron with a website that watches mtv. you probably listen to rap which is the filthiest crap around. little boy, you seem lost, and i think your judging things way too early. i am extremely proud of linkin park and ANYONE can say anything they want against this comment because i won`t give a crap because if you don`t like linkin park, you can just say so, there is absolutely no point in trying to degrate them or diss them, because it`s not gonna effect any lp fans or linkin park themselves in any way. you`re just being ignorant, and stupid. you need to find your mommy and ask her to cancel this site because you are so lost and out of place here. you don`t know what you`re talking about, and you`re too young to judge ANYTHING. oh and while you go and call your mommy, you might as well get a life.

oh yeah and i`m not really offended, i`m just sick of people not having respect. I DON`T CARE IF YOU DON`T LIKE THEM. just don`t fxcking go around dissing them. if you ask me, i think the biggest baby here is the one who put up this damn site and wrote that parody.

Um your dumb, Linkin Park is the s*it u jus dont know what good music is. But Limp Bizkit does suck. But that doesnt mean u should diss LP. Cuz everywhere u turn there is a LP fan

lp?.....there r da only people in da world who know da meanings of songs!!!! creepy_lizard_2@hotmail.com thats my e-mail ;) add me if u like linkin park

that was lame. it wasn't even funny, i mean i can laugh at some of the stuff here about Linkin Park. their my favorite band, and i find some of the stuff here funny and intresting. but this is just you trying to get your point across of how much LP sucks. thats your opinion, the next time post something that has truth to it but is still funny. , moriah postscript: my theory is that you either love lp or hate em'. but i was fortunate enough not to be a stubborn ass and figure out that Linkin Park is one of the greatest bands ever.

woah, guys, settle down. quit having opinions on the internet before you pull something! i mean, it's cute how you tell me to shut up and not, y'know, voice my opinion and then back it up with how 'awesome linkin park is' and how i'm a 'stubborn ass.' yes, sorry that i won't change my opinion and that i'm voicing it. this reminds me of a year-and-a-half ago when if you didn't like bush you were a terrorist.

My God you are a jerk. This kind of stuff just doesn't need to be posted. You're allowed to have an opinion, sure, but do it in private. If you don't want LP fans to post here, quit provoking us, loser.

"You're allowed to have an opinion, sure, but do it in private." ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. excuse me. jesus christ you are the biggest group of idiots ever. it's awesome. also i never said anything like "hey linkin park fans don't post here," i just think it's funny when they're like "sup hey i like linkin park so shut up jesus christ!" you can have an opinion, but keep it private. wow. that sure would make the world boring if people did that! unless you're just talking about me because i don't like linkin park, in which shut the hell up because you're an idiot. stfu n00b stop camping!

i'm curious as to why people actually comment saying that they just like the band that's like going to an anti-abortion webpage and emailing them with just "I LIKE ABORTION" as the content the entire point of this webpage is to mock bands and their songs so why are you coming here with your only purpose being to tell someone who does not like the band that you think they're absolutely wonderful you must certainly realize that to people like nuero and i you are a very large group of retards that have nothing better to do than sit around and scream about your love for linkin park even if you like the band, you'd think you could at least realize that the parody is funny. it takes the random whining that the song was originally made of ("omg nothing matterz bcause i fail all the tiem") and focused it instead against the band's angsty and cliche lyrics!

neuro and chuck rulzzzzzzz all u stinkin park loser pussy-rock fans can kiss my craphole. These guys don't know the first thing about music. I don't even see how they can keep fans happy! They have their one CD that they had for like 4 years without releasing anything new. Sure, they had like 7 releases on one CD, and I think that could get a bit tiring. After 4 years, they release a new collection of crap in which all their new songs have a new techno type beat. Hahaha...they can even stay true to their own style of crappy music. Which gives a whole new meaning to the term 'crap rock'...contrary to their so-called rap-rock that they claim is their new and original sound, what a load of monkey dung. I would seriously like to know how people like this band. All their songs sound the same, they have no musical talent; I can play a better tunes on a microwave! And to make things even worse, much like a lot of pop-rock (haha poprocks), they throw in a DJ. They need to make themselves popular so rap fans might get into them too? Talk about selling out. Stupid band. Brad has a shirt that says "I Love Men" and he's guitar skills are 'amazing' cos he can like....play one note then do laundry, make lunch, call his mom, watch soap operas, go shopping for underwear and still be in time for the next note. Joe is a porn hog who thinks he's cool just because he plays the turntables (which are never plugged in, he just acts like he knows what to do) and has the nickname Sir Eats-alot (note his fat gut underneath his cheap t-shirt that he got on sale). Mike is just so 'talented', he uses 3 fingers on a grand piano, wow....props to him for adding his so-called rhymes in the songs which made them suck even worse. Rob, looks like a pot, crack and weed abuser and he totally tainted the whole term of the word 'drumming' by using corrective software even when he mess up the drums, Chester is a vain jackass who thinks he looks good even in girl's clothes who also uses pitch corrective software to do the out-of-tune notes he sing, alot of good and original singers don't use that, how pathetic. Pheonix is the worst bassist in the world compared to everyone else which includes people who doesn't even know what music is (or dumb...whatever, you choose), The best part is that they use Pro Tools, damn them, "I don't think we can function properly without pro tools." says Pheonix. What happened to the term 'plug & play'? stupid ar? like a bunch of fake assed boyband playing their own brand of pussy rock. they'll go on making records that are so worth being throwed around like a frisbee. even dogs and pigs won't touch their music with a 10 foot pole. Strangely, alot of girls love them. Talk about mindless, senseless acts of random blindness and deafness. They're not even into their crap rock music, it's more like an idol (rock boyband) worship rather than litsening without prejudice. But i think you all know why they like them and not the crap rock (you don't? cos they suck so badly that people have to like them for their 'good' looks.) Yup, the world's coming to an end, people...prepare for absolution. More to come, be afraid...be very afraid. by the way, the parody rocks. any other parodies of stinkin park's songs about how they sold out and how much they suck.....they all rule....

i think you were on my 'team' but honestly i quit reading. thanks, though.

Here is why Linkin Park sucks--they named themselves after a Chicago neighborhood while they were driving through the city one day to a gig because they thought it sounded neat. These assholes are from Los Angeles...what, you couldn't cop one of your OWN neighborhoods?! Saps.

Wow, you've been getting hate messages for over a year from teeny bopper LP fans... that's impressive. You can tell they're pre-pubescents mostly, b cuz they type lik thiz. Learn how to freakin' write losers.

u all need 2 get a life linkin park is the best band in the world!!!! anybody who says the r not needs 2 get a life!!!!!

ok this has bin goin on 4 too long, sum of u need 2 get a life!!! lp r a gud band but sum of there songs do sound the same and nuero, we get the point!!! u dont like linkin park, uve said da same thing 4 ova a year...shut up!!!

i totally agree with nuero thats why i gave u 5's and to all the lp fans, this is a website to slag off rubbish bands...like lp and if you dont like it go on to a different site. Go and talk about a band you dont like on a different parody and your doing what nueros doing.LP are rubbish,their songs could all be the same tunes with different words and nobody would notice nuero rules!!

I guess another reason I like linkin park is beacause I relate to their music...check out the video for Crawling, yep sadly that was my life a little while ago Peace out! (sorry i've allways wanted to say that...)

crawling is the story of my life!! so is numb. i can relate to most of their lyrics,thats the good thing about them they talk about things that they've gone through and not just the normall stuff.i know chester wrote crawling based on his childhood.I totally agree with you!!

Whoever commented last Friday was not me; I would never say anything like that. To that person: get your own pseudonym.

omg i thought this site was about parody's but now its turned into an agony aunt with people saying how bad their lives are. If your lifes that bad...go jump off a cliff!!!

the parody was good, but its ridiculous not to like a band cause there "main stream". when you say you dont like a band because they are main stream, you just like the main stream teeny bopers not likeing something because some one else told you. This is the same shit ignorant people put green day through back in 93, but i guess they were put to gether by corperations too right? By the way i saw them live just last night and they kicked ass, they put on quite a good show and chester voice sounds the same as it does on the record. i still dont get how he whines explain that one to me.

i do not like spelling 'liking' right. spelling words correctly is too "main stream" for me. seriously, i'm as retarded as you all! do you like me yet?

"You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house" Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it is not good. obviously 14 million plus people don't agree with you.

your right just because 1 person doesnt like them doesnt mean that their bad, but we ARE on a parody website where people make fun of bands.

Linkin Park has a hell of a lot more talent than you do....way to keep 75% of the original lyrics in your own song you moron

Why do people call nuero a moron and tell him to commit suicide and all sorts off other stuff. Their must be at least 50 other parody's dissing linkin park and their comments aren't bad. What problem do you have with nuero? He isn't doing anything different to the other thousand or so people writing parody's on this website! If you dont like what he's saying go on a different parody.

Ok. If you are a pathetic loser who has enough spare time on your hands to scroll all the way down this long-ass page to read this, i have a way to solve this. People who are so RETARDED that they leave "hahaha Omg that was like the best parody evr!" should kill themselves right now with whatever they have closest to them. How about that computer mouse, it has a pretty long cord. Anyways what Im sayin is if people would realize that parodies arent their gift and SHUT THE HELL UP! we could all live a little easier. Amiright? of course i am.

linkin park kicks ass u need go jump off a cliff

so if we have enough spare time on our hands to scroll down this page and leave a comment (like you), does that make us as retarted as you?

i thought this parody was totally shit, u guys r way off target, LP RULE!! and i really cudn't care less what anyone else thinks, ur just shoved up ur own arses, and another thing, who would be this sad to make up a parody of in the end, 2 create a website of how much u h8 lp!!! i mean seriously, get a life, get out, and get over it.

is this and (somewere i belong) the only songs u heared? lesston to (one step closer) and (faint),they kick ass...they rock...............LINKIN PARK RULE!!!!

I'm a linkin park fan but I really didn't like the parody. Not really because I like LP but the rhyme scheme sucked more than a collage slut, and why would even put avril in there? She has like nothing to do with LP. Seriously, dude, don't write a song unless you're sure people will laugh at it. Or if you made a mp3 or something. Then make me laugh...

HOW THE HELL COULD THEY DO THIS? LINKIN PARK IS LIKE, THE GREATEST BAND I KNOW OF, AND SOMEONE CALLS IT SH*T??!!?!? THEY SHOULD BE SKINNED WITH POTATO PEELERS, THEYRE ARMS TIED TO HORSES AND THE HORSES RUN IN 4 DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, AND THEN BURNED TO A CRISP! THIS PARODY IS AN ABOMINATION TO LINKIN PARK!

Oh my goodness! "mike" tells us that "THIS PARODY IS AN ABOMINATION TO LINKIN PARK!" ... OH MY GOODNESS, NO, NO, NOOOO!!! We must not commit abominations against THE GREAT, THE AWESOME, THE ALMOST COSMIC "LINKIN PARK" !!!! NO ABOMINATIONS AGAINST LINKIN PARK!!!

Do not litter in Linkin Park!

Do not poop your mangy schnauzer in Linkin Park!

Do not scratch your sweaty, itchy genitalia in Linkin Park!

Do not think of voting for either Bush or Kerry in Linkin Park!

Do not pick your nose & eat chewy nasal mucus boogers in Linkin Park unless your underwear is tuned to Howard Stern's Radio Show!

Do not speak the words "I fantasize about having sex with Michael Jackson in a WALMART store while drinking Starbuck's coffee" in Linkin Park!

Do not run STARK naked in the DARK with a Kent named CLARK within LINKIN PARK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

linkin park kick ass:D

linkin park do kick ass but the parody was funny sum people do take it way too seriously. Creepy lizard r u on msn?? LP RULE

Personally, I love the band. I saw them at Projekt Revolution. And no, I don't think they suck live. I just hate how others are saying that Linkin Park is horrible, horrible, horrible. Seriously, just stfu. What? Do you want the Linkaholics to listen to your music now? So that YOUR music will become a sell out? Well, geez, to all those Linkin Park haters I want to tell you something, "I am sorry that I am not like you. I am sorry that I don't listen to your music. And I'm sorry that mostly teens and pre teens listen to 'Linkin Park.'" It's just a way of life and GUESS WHAT? You want to take Linkin Park away? Well what about the effing 7th grade 6th grade population? You want to take all their music away just because, "OHHH...it's THEM! Linkin Park! UGHH!!!...I wanna listen to something more hardcore teehee...All the more hardcore people hate them..so why not me???" Geez, give them their music. Just don't effing listen to them. Take it more appropriately and leave your comments to your brain. You don't need to spread the hate, idiots. AND i wanted to add to all the Linkin Park supporters...I love you guys! We aren't all 13 years old. ^^ At Projekt Revolution the youngest person there I saw was 13. However, there was like..only 1. Thank you! You keep our society rich with ALOT of different kinds of music...

boring

Nuero, dont u think this has been goin on too long,4 god sake ur about 16 and ur still on the internet slagin off bands, grow up, if u dont like them buy different music,when i was 13 i went through a faze of worshiping everything they did, now i jus lik dere music,i like different things aswell but i dont go slaggin off the music on the internet, and 1 last thing i not sayin ur not 16 but how do i no ur not sum 13 year old kid who's trying to b "hard" on the internet??!! Seriously get a life!!

HEY NUERO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE LINKIN PARK?????Well if u hate him so much then go n tell him right infront of his face that he suck so dat he can SMACK YOUR FACE......And who the heck r u man???????answer my question dude.......

LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS!!!!

well nuero WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!! LInkin PArk RULES

ok kinda harsh, sorry cos im 15 n im on here, so if you dont like lp or punk wat kinda music r u into?? Who do u think r a decent group??

what do you mean MEEZ ???

wot r u goin on about MEEZ??

here is a lesson. nu metal != metal!!! linkin park being around for five years doesn't make them not nu metal. in fact, the nu metal trend thing started around that time! douche! also someone told me to go tell "him" that i don't like linkin park! without specifying a him! and i think linkin park isn't him! so you're all dumb! anyways the thing i always loved about this site is how similar it is to bush-supporters! "we can feel free to insult your opinions, but don't insult ours! if you don't like music, that's cool, but if you don't like music i like, shut up! you're thirteen years old (what?) and nobody likes you!" there is no reason that you should be able to post a comment with your opinion and also say that i can't post mine. you're all being ignorant douches. i wrote this in a few minutes nearly two years ago, and now i occasionally stop by because it's hilarious how stupid you people are.

linkin park is just the best and best

linkin park are not just nu metal, for any1 who has heard breaking the habbit would you call that nu metal?? i dont think so. But i dont really care about if a bands nu metal or not. people are saying that they can diss other bands but no ones aloud to diss linkin park.no one cares if u like them or not, they're a band hu will release a greatest hits album in a few years say they will never break up then we'll read in the papers that they have split up or chesters commited suicide. After that we'll only eva see them again on MTV2 re-runs or in the papers saying 'bennington involved in sex scandel an kills his wife' they r not goin 2 be hear for ever and im sure alot of people will be happy about that. peace out

*sigh* LINKIN PARK ROCKS! there you go! But no seriously. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Basically linkin park make decent music. Thats my view. Like my good friend has just pointed out to how can you put so much energy into hating someone?. You dont know any members of linkin park. You have no background research. Your just angry because you dont like their music. I mean your not cool by dissing them like that. Just highly sad.

Hey, If you're going to put so much energy into hating someone, at least check your credibility. Research your facts before you make an idiot of yourself and put something up on the web. Linkin Park has been together since the winter of 95-96. Founded by Mike Shinoda and Brad Delson, NOT the record industry. They started out with NOTHING, and now look at how successful they are. I remember seeing them when they were just a little unknown band playing in clubs. Their story is just a success story of how if you persevere and believe in what you can do, you will be successful. And that's with this trend of hating everything new that comes out? Not everything new should be labeled as crap. I'm so sick of all these close-minded people.

go katie go katie woot. Listen to what she said because its allllllll true!

more like linkin park sucks and you're all terrible and ps kill yourself

i love neuro he is quite the dapper chap (ps 11/9 never forget)

[17:03] hey [17:04] that site is specifically for parodies? [17:04] yes [17:04] then uhh [17:04] why are they SHOCKED AND SURPRISED that there are parodies of a popular band on there [17:05] idiots

*sigh* maybe you just cant accept the fact that we knows the facts and you dont. quote: p.s go kill yourselves: yeah how original. Somehow I dont think your 15. Psychical Age 15 but mental age of a 3 year old. yes you heard me

i like lp i was jus stating the obvious facts, its only a band not like it is majorly important that sum1 doesnt like them and to katie i no alot about chester i actually know him, ne way as a fan i still think they have sunk to a nu low another remix album there was hybrid theory and meteora and the rest have just been crap remixes personna