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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer (Diarrhea Version)"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer (Diarrhea Version)"

Parody Written by:

Jammy

The Lyrics

I cannot stand this anymore
I didn't even reach the bathroom door
Now I smell a fowl stench
I thought I just had flatulence
The problem comes three times a day
Must have been that food I ate,

(It was cooked poor)

everytime that I let rip.
(A smell goes round the room, and I look down I gloom)
I also let diarrhea slip
(It runs right down my pants, they turn brown at a glance)

I find I have runny rear
It trickles down my leg I say "Oh dear"
I need to stop eating that meat
I thought school burgers tasted neat
Problem is they weren't cooked well
its coming out again, OH HELL!!!

(Just like last night)

everytime that I let rip.
(A smell goes round the room, I look down I gloom)
I also let diarrhea slip
(It runs right down my pants, they turn brown at a glance)
everytime that I let rip.
(A smell goes round the room, I look down I gloom)
I also let diarrhea slip
(It runs right down my pants, they turn brown at a glance, glance glance glace, glance, glance)

Oh no I better run to the loo
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no I better run to the loo
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
OH NO, Its trickling again

everytime that I let rip.
(A smell goes round the room, and I look down I gloom)
I also let diarrhea slip
(It runs right down my pants, they turn brown at a glance)
everytime that I let rip.
(A smell goes round the room, and I look down I gloom)
I also let diarrhea slip
(It runs right down my pants, they turn brown at a....
glance)

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