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Song Parodies -> "Big Rear End"

Original Song Title:

"In the End"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Big Rear End"

Parody Written by:

Greesha

The Lyrics

It starts with
One bite
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Keep on a diet
I don't have the time
There's no reason or rhyme
All I know
Food is a wonderful thing
Why should I starve? I can have everything
Watch the thin girls on the magazine page
"Thin is in" they proclaim
"Don't eat a meal"
And I look out below
Watchin them go where'er the wind blows
Tryin to hold on
But little do they know
Wasted it all just to
Watch fat go
I kep everything inside built it up on my thighs
And some on my butt
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a parody like this rhyme
How I tried so hard

Thin was so far
My big rear end
It doesn't even matter
You think that small
Works for us all
My big rear end
It doesn't even matter

One bite
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Keep on a diet
I don't have the time
And I ask myself why
I tried so hard
I hated the way you were mocking me
Actin like thin was the only way to be
Rememberin all the diets you want for me
Ask you why you'd go so far
I don't look the way I did before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that I was thin back then
But it all goes back to my
Big rear end
I kep everything inside built it up on my thighs
And some on my butt
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a parody like this rhyme
How I tried so hard

Thin was so far
My big rear end
It doesn't even matter
You think that small
Works for us all
My big rear end
It doesn't even matter

And it's a must, you knew
Look into a person's soul
It's about this
And it's the one thing you should know
And it's a must, you knew
Look into a person's soul
It's about this
And it's the one thing you should know

I tried so hard
Thin was so far
My big rear end
It doesn't even matter
You think that small
Works for us all
My big rear end
It doesn't even matter

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