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Verse1: I am a lotta Post-Impressionist
And I’m none of that Art Nuevo
Handful of these paints, but I can’t help the fact
That everyone wants me to go
I am what I want you to want
So sit down let’s eat spuds
But it’s like no matter what I do, I can’t convince you
To just believe I’m no dud
So I get sad, paint a piece
Say it’s crap, I’m down on my knees
Walk away, you say I don’t hear
To prove you wrong, I’ll send you my ear
Chorus: I can’t paint! The way I did before!
I’ll paint you Starry Night
Threw it on the floor!
I might faint! You kick me out the door!
I’ll get it right this time
Paints things you adore!
Verse 2: I am a little bit chaotic
A little bit unbalanced
Cuz you don’t recognize that those starry skies
They will be real big in France
I draw what you always say you want
But I’ve never hit the mark
It’s like no matter what I draw, it’s something you’ve saw
So now I’ll cry in the dark
So I grab paint, brush with ease
Possibly paint a masterpiece
Walk away and just without a feint
Said, “I’ve seen better preschool finger paints”
Chorus: I can’t paint! The things that you adore!
It makes me sad that my
Paintings make you snore!
I’m no saint! Can’t take this anymore!
I’m just a one-eared guy
That will be ignored!
Bridge: No! I’ll paint Sorrow!
You’re gonna take my painting, like it or not!
Hang this up now!
You’re gonna get them framings, like it or not!
I can’t paint, for your tastes anymore
They are all crap to you
I know they’re not poor!
Chorus: I can’t paint! For you cuz you’re a whore!
I think I’m leaving you
Paint my ass through that door!
You won’t taint! My paintings anymore!
I feel I’m getting blue
I think my will’s poor!
Outro: I can’t paint!
Can’t take this mortal strife
My heart is at war!
I can’t wait!
Paint in the afterlife
I’ll burn or I’ll soar!
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