One pad is all you need to keep yourself from having to pee
You try and try to stop yourself from going in your pants that all I know
Pants are a valuable thing, watch the price go high as it changes to spring
You count down to the next sale at your favorite store J-C-Penny's
You didn't look down below and watched yourself go tinkle,tinkle
Trying to hold on and not to explode you waited to long just to go
You couldn't keep everything inside and even though you tried it all poured out
What it meant to me is that eventually you'll need to wear something so you don't pee,pee

You tried so hard, but tolilet was to far
With depends it doesn't even matter
You just wear one and drink out of a drum
With depends it doesn't even matter

One thing I don't know why, It didn't even matter how hard you tried
Can't keep pi$$ inside, I designed this rhyme to explain your bladder crime
You tried so hard
Despite the way you said you didn't have to pee, till the yellow stains showed on your panties
Remembering all the drinks you had with me
I'm suprised it got so your undies aren't the way they were b/4
I can't even reconigize them anymore
Not that I knew them back then but it doesn't even matter with depends
You tried to keep everything inside and even though you tried yor bladder came apart
What you've done to pee will eventually become a memory everytime I try to pee

Chorus

Put my legs in them, pull them up as far as they can go
For these depends, there's only one thing you should now,

Put your legs in them, pull them up as far as they can go
For these depends, there's only one thing you should now

Chorus?x