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Song Parodies -> "Kissin' Butt"

Original Song Title:

"Given Up"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Kissin' Butt"

Parody Written by:

Lee Lone

The Lyrics

I've been passed up again
My working days are just a waste
I'm in last place
Stuck at my desk again
But soon, I'm gonna win this race
I'll learn the way
Yeah, how to really succeed

I'm kissin' butt!!!
I'm sick of failing!!!
And I gotta get more pay!!!
Sucking up all day!!!
Though, it's degrading!!!
Tell ya what, I love my boss... he's sweet!!!

My boss's jokes are great
That's not a toupee, yes, I swear
That's his great hair
If others should complain
I will report them, 'cause I care
They're outta here!
I'm the model employee

I'm kissin' butt!!!
My nose is smelly!!!
But I finally got a raise!!!
Sucking up is great!!!
My friends are hating!!!
They're jealous because the boss... likes me!!!

Boss!!!!!!!!!!

Can I make you some more coffee???
Would you like me to rub your feet???
Even if you'd like
You can do my wife
Or, sir, even me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm kissin' butt!!!
But now, I'm gelling!!!
I play golf with him Sunday!!!
Sucking up, it pays!!!
I am upgrading!!!
Glad he don't know I once called... him "dweeb"!!!

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Joel Martinez - June 05, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL, I'd like to see them put this song in the apprentice! Great wit!

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