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Song Parodies -> "No More Pennies"

Original Song Title:

"In the End"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"No More Pennies"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

I hate pennies!
It starts with
One cent
I don’t know why
I get these stupid pennies every time I buy
Keep them, I don’t / Want those stupid coins
They are so worthless
All I know
cash is a valuable thing
Pennies are so useless for buying things
Can’t use ‘em in any arcade machines
Do you know what this means
It’s so pointless
Neither can you use them
In vending machines, parking meters
Government makes 8 billion per year
It’s such a waste, no one
Wants them here
If you pay for stuff with them
People will get real mad
All the times I had
Pennies are no fun
they should all be done
And then they should run
Out of them.

They’re losing cash
On this dumb trash
But in this year
We should have no more pennies
The pennies fail
At making sales
But in this year
We should have no more pennies

One cent
I don’t know why
I get these stupid pennies every time I buy
Keep them, I don’t / Want those stupid coins
It’s a waste of copper
The pennies fail
They should get rid of them immediately
Stop making billions of these things annually
Remembering when my change was just one cent
I said, “Keep it,” I don’t (want)
Pennies that are on the ground stay
Nobody ever picks them up this age and day
They were worth something back then
But they’re worthless now in two
thousand nine
If you pay for stuff with them
People will get real mad
All the times I had
Pennies are no fun
they should all be done
And then they should run
Out of them.

They’re losing cash
On this dumb trash
But in this year
We should have no more pennies
The pennies fail
At making sales
But in this year
We should have no more pennies

I throw them on the floor
Then I throw them out the door
These dumb coins
They’re only one cent, so worthless
The pennies that I get
Go in take a penny box
These dumb coins
They’re only one cent, so worthless

They’re losing cash
On this dumb trash
But in this year
We should have no more pennies
The pennies fail
At making sales
But in this year
We should have no more pennies

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Patrick - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song. The Mint is going to run four different Lincoln commemorative cents this year. After that, who knows? But at least pennies circulate until they wind up in a box under my kitchen sink. The government spent millions trying to push a dollar coin. Nobody wants them at all, except in Ecuador. Now that the post office has eliminated their vending machines, the metal dollars won't be leaking out at all. Feel free to send all your unwanted cents to me. Save a few to pay for the stamps.

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