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Song Parodies -> "Smoke The Pot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit The Floor"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Smoke The Pot"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

I'm not a smoker, and I'm against it, but what if I were...
There is just
Too many times
That people have said "Dude, No, Don't smoke that weed"
Wondering why it upsets you
And I protect you out of courtesy

Too many times
That I've held on
When I needed to smoke away
Afraid to say
"I could lose my mind"
Afraid to say
"Smoking is OK"

Too many
Things that you said about me when I'm not around
You may have much better health
Means you gotta say "Cut it down"

But I've had
Two hours since my last tube
It's about as much as I can stand
So I'm waiting until you leave, then I'll have mine

One minute, you lungs rot
By now I'm not. Get it hot

Making your heart stop
Come and watch me smoke the pot

One minute, you lungs rot
By now I'm not, take a shot

Making your heart stop
I'll just have one
Though I smell all wrong

So many people like me
Put so much trust in all your lies
So concerned with dying quick
Then quitting cause they feel obliged

So many people like me
Offend people all day long
All I know that all I want
Is to feel like the edge is off

There is so many
Things you did
That made me feel you crossed the line
One day we will lose it all
We're just counting down the time

But I've had
Two hours since my last tube
It's about as much as I can stand
So I'm waiting until you leave, then I'll have mine

One minute, you lungs rot
By now I'm not. Get it hot

Making your heart stop
Come and watch me smoke the pot

One minute, you lungs rot
By now I'm not, take a shot

Making your heart stop
I'll just have one

Though I smell all wrong
Though I smell all wrong
Though I smell all wrong
Though I smell all wrong
I smell all wrong

I knew I'll never trust a single thing you say
I knew my breath will stink so bad, but I'll smoke anyways
Your fear of death have got you scared, it's going overboard
'Cause one day, both of us will fall

One minute, you lungs rot
By now I'm not. Get it hot

Making your heart stop
Come watch me smoke the pot

One minute, you lungs rot
By now I'm not, take a shot

Making your heart stop
I'll just have one

Though I smell all wrong
Though I smell all wrong
Though I smell all wrong
Though I smell all wrong
I smell all wrong

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