I eat Kellogg’s each time for dinner
I eat Kellogg’s for lunch each day
Although they’re sixty percent sugar
I doubt they might cause tooth decay

And I must eat with a spoon
I must eat with a spoon

Cause delicious frosted flakes
Are like Tony says Gr-reat
And I must eat with a spoon

In facts of boxes on nutrition
Pretend to be healthy they say
Sometimes the best foods aren’t so healthful
Sometimes your taste must lead the way

And Trix are for rabbits too
Trix are for rabbits too

And delicious frosted flaked
A big role in strength they play
And if not, then steroids too

And delicious frosted flakes
Are like Tony says Gr-reat
Unlike Recess or Froot Loops

Although one may be afraid
Of admitting that he’s gay
Liking FF’s mild to do