Song Parodies -> Baking the Hobbit
| Original Song Title: | "Breaking the Habit" |
| Original Performer: | Linkin Park |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baking the Hobbit" |
| Parody Written by: | Dead Star |
Says lots about my cooking.
Hunger consumes
Need some real food
I'm picking up parts of takeaway again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to cook again
[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused
[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!
Chicken, my cure,
I tightly lock the door
I try to brew my broth again
Stomach hurts much more
Than anytime before
I had no Options left again
[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused
[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!
[Bridge:]
I'll slop it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never cook again
And this is how it ends
[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!
Need some real food
I'm picking up parts of takeaway again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to cook again
[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused
[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!
Chicken, my cure,
I tightly lock the door
I try to brew my broth again
Stomach hurts much more
Than anytime before
I had no Options left again
[Bridge:]
I don't want to be the one
The junk food always chooses
'Cause inside I realize
That the recipe book’s confused
[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!
[Bridge:]
I'll slop it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never cook again
And this is how it ends
[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth cooking for
Or why I have to add cheese
I don't know why I have to grate
And chop and grill, I mean
I don't know how food got this way
It doesn’t taste alright
So I'm baking a hobbit
I'm baking the hobbit
With Chicken Tonight!
FIN.
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