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Song Parodies -> "I, Not Max Martin, Am the One who Puts My Tunes on Parer-Cut"

Original Song Title:

"Papercut"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"I, Not Max Martin, Am the One who Puts My Tunes on Parer-Cut"

Parody Written by:

PF4Eva

The Lyrics

I hope you're all used to these Britney Spears/Linkin Park parodies.
Why do you think Max Martin writes my songs everyday?
People who say I don't write my song is not right today.
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Maybe when Justin made my heart burst
Or how the pressure was fed
But I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
It's like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakens when I close my eyes
A face watches every time I cry
A face that laughs every time I fall
(And watches everything)
So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me
Right underneath my skin

Think of all the time that I've wasted
Think of all the times I took you back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

I know I've got a song in me
Points out all my mistakes to me
You've got a face on the inside too and
Your paranoia's probably worse
I don't know what set me off first but I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I can't add up to what you can but
Everybody has a face that they hold inside
A face that awakens when I close my eyes
A face watches every time they cry
A face that laughs every time they fall
(And watches everything)
So you know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is watching you too
Right inside your skin

Chorus

The face inside is right beneath your skin (3x)

The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me (Repeat until end)

Chorus (Repeat until end)

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