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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

emu

The Lyrics

I know there are a few parodies of Numb called "Dumb," but here's another one...
Tired of seeing what you want me to be
Feeling so ageless,
I'm just so worthless
Don't know how I got through K-3
Put under the pressure
Of going through high school, too
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)
Every test that I take is another disgrace to you
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)

I've become so dumb,
But I do not care,
I know I cut class
And I am aware
That I am sixteen,
I had to redue,
First grade near five times,
Third grade only two

Can't you see that you're judging me,
I'm almost in fourth grade,
I know most of my ABC's
But I could quit and get my G.E.D.
The fact that I'm dumb is strikingly true
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)
Every test that I take is another disgrace to you
(Why are my grades so low, but why are my grades so low)
My life is abased, it's just a big mistake

I've become so dumb,
I think I should beware,
That I can't spell my name
It just leaves me scared
Two plus two is five,
And I knew this, too
That a bear goes "Bawk"
And a snail goes "Moo"

And I know
I may end up failing school

But I know
That my brain size is similar to that of a shrew

I've become so dumb
All I do is stare
At a study sheet
While I play solitaire,
Or some other game,
Maybe Halo 2
But I could care less,
I'm just so askew,

I've become so dumb
Guess I'll be in welfare
(That is, if I work at a KFC)

I've become so dumb
It's just so unfair
(I guess I'll spend my life bottling Pepsi)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 36

Voting Breakdown

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 1   4
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 4
 
 2   1
 2
 1
 
 3   4
 1
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 4   11
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 5   16
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Jonathan S. - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing was a tad sloppy in a few places, but I must say your 'Dumb/Numb' parody TRUMPS the one sent in by Juls M! You made good rhymes and kept the parody funny. Here's 455 IQ points.
Jonathan S. - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I sent in a comment just before I voted, but this blasted computer I'm on must've erased it! As for your parody, the pacing was a bit off in some places, but your "Dumb/Numb" parody TRUMPS the one sent in by Juls M! You made good rhymes, and kept the parody funny. I'd give you 455, but I'll have to wait until I can get on a less hellish computer for that.
Jon S. - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's the 455. Sorry, the computer I was on that day was having problems...
luke skywalker - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
very funny hahahahhahahaha
davel - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
your a fag 4 ruining such a great song

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