Song Parodies -> Breaking The Sabbath
| Original Song Title: | "Breaking The Habit" |
| Original Performer: | Linkin Park |
| Parody Song Title: | "Breaking The Sabbath" |
| Parody Written by: | Stephen Vick |
I can't consume
If I have to heat the food
Guess I'll eat some cold challah again
Can't wear perfume
Don't even touch a broom
Or you will be stoned to death
I don't want to be the one
The rabbis always choose
To demonstrate the melachot
That we're not "sposed to do
I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight
Rules so obscure
That I'm not even sure
When I have broken one again
We eat much more
Except on Yom Kippur
Hashem it's time to fast again
I don't want to be the one
The rabbis always choose
To demonstrate the melachot
That we're not "sposed to do
I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight
Can't pull a plug from the wall
Can't go down to the mall
That's melachah again
How long before this ends?
I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight
If I have to heat the food
Guess I'll eat some cold challah again
Can't wear perfume
Don't even touch a broom
Or you will be stoned to death
I don't want to be the one
The rabbis always choose
To demonstrate the melachot
That we're not "sposed to do
I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight
Rules so obscure
That I'm not even sure
When I have broken one again
We eat much more
Except on Yom Kippur
Hashem it's time to fast again
I don't want to be the one
The rabbis always choose
To demonstrate the melachot
That we're not "sposed to do
I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight
Can't pull a plug from the wall
Can't go down to the mall
That's melachah again
How long before this ends?
I don't know what the fuss is for
Can't get in my own car
I don't know why I have to pray
And say the Havdalah
I don't know how it got this way
I know that it's not right
But I'm
Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
I'm Breaking the Sabbath
Tonight
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Challah'v an entertaining and informative parody.
Sit back, challaback, and eat some Halvah.
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