I don't want Corn Flakes anymore
Such breakfast cereal I've tried before
Apple Jacks just make no sense, Cheerios taste even less
Froot Loops are misspelled to say
They're not that good anyway

Not like Tigers

I just want some from Tony
Flakes all frosted you know are the bet
More than good, they're gr-reat!
I just want some more frosted flakes
Taste all frosted and beyond the edge
They're not good, they're gr-reat!

I hate that Trix are just for kids
What happened to that dog from cookie crisp?
Crackle Pop Snap make no sense
Nor does recess for breakfast
Coco puff bird should live in
Somewhere like an asylum

Screw lucky charms

One cereal's made for me
Flakes all frosted for me are the best
More than good, they're gr-reat!
I need some Kellogg's frosted flakes
Tony's right when you all know he says
All the time they're gr-reat!

Put a tiger on your team
Whether you want them with chocolate
Or normal, they're gr-reat
They're way better than Gatorade
Bring the tiger out of you today
Try something that's gr-reat!

CHOCOLATE OR NORMAL YOU CHOOSE!
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
COCOA! (disk scratch)
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
CHOCOLATE OR NORMAL YOU CHOOSE!
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
COCOA! (disk scratch)
NORMAL! (disk scratch)
DON'T CARE! THEY'LL STILL BE GR-REAT!

Captain crunch he is to me
Nothing but a poser whose obsessed
Who tries to be gr-reat!
Count Chocula, go suck garlic
Or some good delicious frosted flakes
Cause you know they're gr-reat!
Like that Titans parody
Says that we are the mighty tigers
Earn you're stripes, be gr-reat!
I eat each week just twenty crates
Each with twelve boxes of frosted flakes
Cause you know they're gr-reat!