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Song Parodies -> "Strawberry Shortcake"

Original Song Title:

"Breakin' The Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Strawberry Shortcake"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Strawberry Shortcake, the title character of the doll franchise by American Greetings, was the butt of serveral parodies and jokes, the most controversial of them was from Penny Arcade, the makers of the Third Echelon Spy Manual. So I made a song parody about it; this was sung by Shortcake herself, after contemplating for a while and ranting at celebrities...
[Verse I]
Melodies and tunes just like in all cartoons
I'm picking fruits from trees again
You all assume
I'm baking in my room
Unless I try to drool again
I don't want to be the one the butt of foul ol' jokes
Cuz inside I realize that I'm the one bein' booed

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth fighting for
American Greetings...
I don't know why they took a break
And say they're just too mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'm spoofed at Am I Right
And I'm Strawberry Shortcake
I'm Strawberry Shortcake, don't cry

[Verse II]
Doused me some booze
It seems they pissed me off
I try to ditch this crap again
I'm hurt much more than when I'm three years old
I have no berries left again
I don't want to be the one the butt of foul ol' jokes
Cuz inside I realize that I'm the one bein' booed

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth fighting for
American Greetings...
I don't know why they took a break
And say they're just too mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'm spoofed at Am I Right
And I'm Strawberry Shortcake
I'm Strawberry Shortcake, don't cry

[Bridge]
I'll paint pink on the walls
Cuz I'm the one they call
I'll sue Penny Arcade
I'll make pink Gatorade...

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth fighting for
American Greetings...
But now those guys were being sued to show you what I mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'm spoofed at Am I Right
And I'm Strawberry Shortcake
I'm Strawberry Shortcake, don't cry

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