[Verse I]
Melodies and tunes just like in all cartoons
I'm picking fruits from trees again
You all assume
I'm baking in my room
Unless I try to drool again
I don't want to be the one the butt of foul ol' jokes
Cuz inside I realize that I'm the one bein' booed

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth fighting for
American Greetings...
I don't know why they took a break
And say they're just too mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'm spoofed at Am I Right
And I'm Strawberry Shortcake
I'm Strawberry Shortcake, don't cry

[Verse II]
Doused me some booze
It seems they pissed me off
I try to ditch this crap again
I'm hurt much more than when I'm three years old
I have no berries left again
I don't want to be the one the butt of foul ol' jokes
Cuz inside I realize that I'm the one bein' booed

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth fighting for
American Greetings...
I don't know why they took a break
And say they're just too mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'm spoofed at Am I Right
And I'm Strawberry Shortcake
I'm Strawberry Shortcake, don't cry

[Bridge]
I'll paint pink on the walls
Cuz I'm the one they call
I'll sue Penny Arcade
I'll make pink Gatorade...

[Chorus:]
I don't know what's worth fighting for
American Greetings...
But now those guys were being sued to show you what I mean...
I don't know how I got this way
I'm spoofed at Am I Right
And I'm Strawberry Shortcake
I'm Strawberry Shortcake, don't cry