-> "Freddy Krueger"
Original Song Title:
"Crawling"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Freddy Krueger"
The Lyrics
Freddy's in my sleep
My doom from him is sealed
Fear is how we fall
While we don't think he's real
There's someone in my sleep that gives my life psychosis
Consuming, resuming
His job's to tear my soul down with his knife fingered hands
He chokes me, I can't breath
Or run from that demon
Played by Robert Englund
Even if I had innocence yet
I'm convinced that jackass will kill me anyway
He's killed this way before
With blood and gore
Freddy from Elm street
My life he's come to steal
Tears is what I fall
Into when he is here
Since horror's the only genre he's in in movies
He is quite alarming
That is unless you count his stupid Christmas sweater
Not haunting, yet still eerie
To find out a grown man
Wearing Santa's clothing
Has he no sense like other men?(*choke*) now his hands
Will surely kill me from what I said
Those who've doubt him before
Their flesh was torn
Freddy feasts on dreams
Like brawn right off of veal
Hear his voice, it calls
For you to die uncheered
Freddy's come to reap
Anyone who comes near
Spears won't save you all
As your life's his next meal
There's someone in my sleep that gives my life psychosis
Alarming (While we don't think he's real)
His job's to tear my soul down with his knife fingered hands
Real slowly (My doom from him is sealed)
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