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Song Parodies -> "James Blunt"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"James Blunt"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

Here's another parody I made based on the craze that's been driving me insane. Only this one is taken out on the guy himself!
I'm tired of seeing all those song parodies
Feeling so useless, the world's become senseless
I don't know what I'm expecting to see
More "Goodbye My Lover" P's than "You're Beautiful"
(Like I said I don't know, His songs are a bunch of jokes)
And every spoof that they make, is much more less than great good news
(That song is really Bogus cause the craze never goes)

I despise James Blunt
I don't even care
His songs perspire
It's much more unfair
That they're getting dissed
All I want to do
Is go to his house
Throw rocks and yell "BOO!"

Can't you see takes all the glory
Don't think I'm lying
he's gained many awards
Cause just that song that I thought would soon flee
Has taken in charge, of what's mostly spoofed
(Song has become my foe, this song has become my foe)
At first it sounded okay, but it's now overplayed, Boo-hoo
(Even for him it's low, I'd rather like OKGO)
Such music I have no taste, It's more than times ten lame

I still hate James Blunt
Not just me, I swear
Other's don't admire
That song they can't bare
We're all getting pissed
Him we wish we'd sue
I'd much more insist
To just have him nuked

And I know
They will not stop making spoofs
But I hope
He'll end up like John, with his biggest fan to cause his doom

I hate dumb James Blunt
That I'd like to share
No thing he inspires
Except love is square
He should not exist
If one thing is true
He sure won't be missed
Once his career's through

I don't like James Blunt, he sings too much blues (with every song he is almost cursing)
I just want James Blunt, from this world to move (or back to Bedlam, like in his CD)
DKTOS? search through youtube.com and you'll find it!

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Spoof-Man - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I really like Blunt.....Maby his "Your Butiful" song is played way to much but if you hate it why don't you go on "Wierd Al" .com and hear "Youir Pitiful" it's worth it...ecpecely for those who hate Blunt
Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS -- I wouldn't go so far as to say, "God, I hate Linkin Park!" as parodist Neuro often does, but by no means am I a fan -- but this Blunt assessment gets fives from me! It's beautiful, and it's true!
2Eagle - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you feel like TPing his house?

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