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Song Parodies -> "One more Granny"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One more Granny"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when your with your gran and she takes you out with her little doggy and then meets her friends and spend ours talking to them. Really? Never happened to me but I still wrote about it.
I can not sit here anymore
Their little dogs sniffing at my groin
When they talk they make no sense
They hear different cos their deaf
"How are you?" "No it's Wednesday"
I'll deal with it the hard way.


Can you move over a bit?
And that's one more Granny off the bench
Her hips about to break.
I need a little space per-lease
And that's one more Granny off the bench
Her hips about to break.

I find their handbags are so near
And then under my coat is disappears
All these women make no sense
Their complaints are so immense
They just seem to chat away
Totally ignoring time

But suddenly

(Chorus) x2

Stop it, please stop fussing my hair
Stop it, Stop it, Stop it x2

Hips about to break

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 14

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   6
 5   6

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - July 29, 2006 - Report this comment
You Know the lights went out on the WWF PPV?
Agrimorfee - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great idea, not well executed IMHO.
The Charnstar - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I agree with Agimorfee
Chris Bodily TM - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Agrimorfee said. You could have alternated the choruses to make it funnier and you could have gone into much more detail than you did. Was their hair white? Did they have glasses on? Did they have wrinkles? Did they wear green and pink? That kind of stuff. But I loved that line about "How do you do?" "No, it's Wednesday." Just keep writing, you'll get better. Look at me, I went from "She Will Survive" to the "Pong Song" to Nickelodeon Idiot. 444
paula miconas silos miconas - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) sorry to say i also agree. but practise makes perfect! im not saying my songs are the best, but yeh just keep going ull get better. great attempt so ill give u some credit.
Kristof Robertson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice idea, Josh, and it started off well..."They hear different cos their deaf/ "How are you?" "No it's Wednesday"", but it didn't quite live up to initial promise. 433
Rick C - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sorry, Josh, this wasn't your best stuff. 444
Michael McVey - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
To be honest, I don't get it, except for the first part which whose topic is obvious. But there isn't much else. I was like, "is that all?" - MM
Cat - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Meh...could have been good but writing "chorus" has always seemed like a cheap way out to me, you could have at least written them out if you don't vary them (which I always do) so this was rather mediocre, sorry. But everyone has their bad days, like Chris said, I cringe when I read the stuff I posted when I first came here.
Matthias - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I too find chorus (x#) a cheap way out as well... but I also found some humor in this
Josh 2 - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Fair enough guys, thanks for your comments at least your not like some people, but too be honest, I'm not happy about 4s for pacing, to me it's perfect
Max Power - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Oh those young women who could still walk by themselves... those were the dames, I mean days. ;-)
bobpiecheese - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I have to agree with Cat here...I used to write 'Chorus' instead of copy/pasting it if I didn't vary it. I also had a little trouble with topics...I just can't see how this would be funny. Sorry.
Johnny D - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) There's something strangely disturbing about the line, "I find their handbags are so near" ........
Red Ant - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Strangely funny, especially stealing granny's purse (shame on you! ;-)). Although I occasionally do not type out the final chorus, it would have worked to your advantage to vary the three other choruses here, being as how there are only two short verses. Nice pacing though. 544.
Stuart McArthur - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) well, I've gotta say, the idea made me laugh, Josh2 :-)
wannabemustangjockey - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmm ... regrettably I don't see much here that's really special. It has its moments, but it's just ... I don't know.
Arwen - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment just makes me feel so sad for the poor old ladies...; ) Nice work...
Scathe - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm not sure what to make of this parody.
Jeff Reuben - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I tend to agree with Agrimorfee on this one. Very good idea.

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