I always drank just like a horse
whiskey, vodka, gin, and beer, of course
But I told my family and friends
that, for my health, I'd try to quit
and live the straight and narrow way
and attend those meetings at A.A
but I can't no more

I have tried sobriety
oh, but one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a drink!
Without booze, I cannot breathe
oh, 'cause one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a drink!

I told myself "just one more beer"
was that yesterday or, like, a year?
I've lost my house, job, and license
but I will drink long as I can
They say I'm hellbound for the grave
just like that movie with Nick Cage
'cept I have no whore

I have tried sobriety
oh, but one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a drink!
Without booze, I cannot breathe
oh, 'cause one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a drink!
I have tried sobriety
oh, but one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a drink!
Without booze, I cannot breathe
oh, 'cause one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a...drink! (drink! drink! drink!)

F*cked up, but I need to drink booze!
F*cked up!
F*cked up!
F*cked up!
F*cked up, but I need to drink booze!
F*cked up!
F*cked up!
F*cked up!
F*cked up!
But I need to drink!

I have tried sobriety
oh, but one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a drink!
Without booze, I cannot breathe
oh, 'cause one day sober hurt my head
now, I need a drink!
I have tried sobriety
oh, but one day sober hurt my head
now, I need to drink
Without booze, I cannot breathe
oh, 'cause one day sober hurt my head
now, 'til death, I'll...drink!