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Song Parodies -> "Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Gum"

Parody Written by:

cdm331

The Lyrics

Tired of taking walks down the street,
It seems there's surplus,
Of junk on the surface,
I see you walking in front of me,
Feeling so fearful,
For the bottoms of my shoes,
[just bought these steal toes/ just bought steal toes]
Every step that I take I risk stepping in some goo,
[just bought these steal toes/ just bought steal toes]

i've
stepped in some gum,
That you just spit there,
And you keep on going,
Like your not aware,
I'm so tired of this,
All I want to do,
Is walk down the street,
Without stepping in goo,

Can't you see that it's bothering me?
It's very unsightly,
Having gum on your sole,
Cause every time that you walk down the street,
Some prick spits right in front of you,

[just bought these steal toes/ just bought steal toes]
Every step that I take I risk stepping in some goo,
[just bought these steal toes/ just bought steal toes]
And every step that I take is making my boots shake

i've
stepped in some gum,
That you just spit there,
And you keep on going,
Like your not aware,
I'm so tired of this,
All I want to do,
Is walk down the street,
Without stepping in goo,

And I hope,
That you end up being sued,
Cause I know,
If it were up to me,
I'd smash your face in with my boots

i've
stepped in some gum,
That you just spit there,
And you keep on going,
Like your not aware,
I'm so tired of this,
All I want to do,
Is walk down the street,
Without stepping in goo,

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MrMacphisto - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
The rhymes stuck well in this one... 5-5-5

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