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Song Parodies -> "Waiting For New S**T"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Waiting For New S**T"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I would like to thank and give a shout out to J.D. Parody (Winkin Shark), for being the best source of inspiration after I found out that LP has not come out with any new albums for three flippin' years!(And I'm still waiting, Chester and Mike!)
Why ain't it here?
I've been waiting for years
For LP's new album to drop

Ya'll think I'm gay
Cause I should try to wait
I'm tired of songs like "papercut"

I don't want to be the cow
Their music always rush
Cause deep down we know now
It's time they take too much

I don't know what's worth patience for
Just listening to "numb"
I don't know why I'm slave to this
Or if I'll get freedom
I don't know what this makes of me
And what will I become
I'm just waiting for new shit
I'm waiting for new shit
To come

Grasping my coins
FYE's where I'm going
I'll try my best not to be rude
None new been found
As I'm looking around
Just more and more altered tributes

I don't want to be no doubt
Their music always rush
Cause deep down we've figured out
It's time they take too much

I don't know what's worth patience for
Just listening to "numb"
I don't know why I'm slave to this
Or if I'll get freedom
I don't know what this makes of me
And what will I become
I'm just waiting for new shit
I'm waiting for new shit
To come

I'll quit singing all this
Cause now I'm getting pissed
And now my only wish
Is for LP to finish

I don't know what's worth patience for
Or listening to numb
That's why now I like other bands
Except Sum 41
Don't know what this will make of me
Or just what rymes with "um"
I'm just waiting for new shit
I'm waiting for new shit
Still waiting for new shit
To come
I lied, Sum 41 was the best band ever (until the frontman decided to spend the rest of his life with Avrl Lavigne, but no big deal)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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B. - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm ready for some new LP myself....5's.

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