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Song Parodies -> "Frgt H!m (Forget Him)"

Original Song Title:

"Frgt/10"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Frgt H!m (Forget Him)"

Parody Written by:

Skratch

The Lyrics

A song about my cousin never getting off of the computer.
Beating level after level
(Gaming is what he would do)
You might as well forget him
('Cause he won't listen to you)
His eyes are really bloodshot
(He doesn't care)
To him it's so addicting

His room is so dark / you can hardly see
Until you see the moniter / shining so brightly
And as his eyes twitch /
Some pondering thoughts come to me
I block out his sight / his moniter's unseen
His Mom comes in and she says
"Times up"
He winds up in a gaming world with eyes shut /
So tight that he is in that world and pretends /
When his eyes ease open / he'll be playing again

Beating level after level
(Gaming is what he would do)
You might as well forget him
('Cause he won't listen to you)
His eyes are really bloodshot
(He doesn't care)
To him it's so addicting
(Distract him if you dare)

In his bedroom you'll find hi-i-i-i-i-i-im
Gaming constantly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
You'll hear the clicking and typi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing
It seems like it's never ending

Looking at the screen /
Just to see what he's playing
He's playing Counter Strike /
And I can see that he is winning
Hearing the sounds of guns that blast /
I look past to the other players /
Just to see they never last
And then he died /
But he didn't cry
He starts shooting them too /
as they're passing him by
And he sees another sniper /
Hiding behind a box /
Who doesn't know he's caught /
And is gonna get shot now
Nothing can stop the master of games /
The rest suck, not knowing they were part of the game
And if scores were to change /
He's still in first place
And then ev'rybody could bear Fuse Kazuki's name
The mem'ries I keep from a time he said
"I'll load up all my guns, so I can go back for them,
Someday I'm hoping to beat them all till the end,
So they all can come back so I can shoot them again."

Beating level after level
(Gaming is what he would do)
You might as well forget me
('Cause he won't listen to you)
My eyes are really bloodshot
(He doesn't care)
To me it's so addicting

I'm here at my computer playing /
Ev'ry game that is existing
And I like games like Half-Life 2 and Maplestory
What's happenin'?
I used to play some other game's like Team Fortress
Then all the new games came out and I said, "I'm bored with this!"
So I got more games, and played them, and then I was bored and then /
For my birthday I asked for more
For real?
Ev'ry game's extra feature would just depends /
On the game's entire story from beginning to end
The preparation is made, got it installed, ready to play
I've got three over-due games and the rent wasn't paid
But they keep selling me more games
They like my business cause I'm back ev'ry week
They don't forget me

In his bedroom you'll find hi-i-i-i-i-i-im
Gaming constantly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
You'll hear the clicking and typi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing
It seems like it's never ending
Visit the website at www.freewebs.com/kinkin_lark

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