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Song Parodies -> "(My Ass Has Become So) Numb"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"(My Ass Has Become So) Numb"

Parody Written by:

Jamie O'Dea

The Lyrics

Sorry for the long absence. Writing takes a long time and plenty of hard thought.
I'm tired of watching what I've already seen
can't get up
high cost of the service
Don't know what you're expecting from me
Lost under the measure
of too much Coke and booze
[caught watching HBO / just caught watching HBO]
every commercial break is just another waste of use

[Chorus]
My ass has become so numb
I can't feel the chair
Become so dead
Feels like it's not there
I'm becoming this
All I want to do
Is get up to pee
and run to the loo

Can't you see that you're distracting me
Blocking my view
I'm afraid to lose the controls
Cause everything that I thought I would see
Has been blocked out by the enormous bulk of you

[Just let me watch HBO / Just let me watch HBO]
Every mouthful of steak is another mistake to you
[Get out of the damned way / Just get out of the damned way]
I can't eat this thing and watch TV at the same time

[Chorus]

And I know
that I may end up dying too
But I know
You will always fuel
This life of slobbery that I lead

[Chorus]
Say what you will.

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Gavin - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Lmao...nice parody..pacing was good 555
Jag - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Lovely...wish someone would sing and record now :P

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