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Song Parodies -> "One Step Closer"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

Parody Written by:

Joey Petten

The Lyrics

I found most of the misheard lyrics for the chorus on this site, and made up the rest in Canadian Issues class. I also have a really good version of In The End, but apparently its not appropriate for this website!!!!
I cannot take this anymore
Baking everything I've baked before
All my food, it tastes like c***
I think I'll go take a nap
While you bake me something sweet
You know what I want to eat...

Cookies, cookies...

Everything you bake for me
[Takes me one step closer to the fridge]
And I'm about to eat!
I need a little milk to drink
[cause I'm one step closer to the fridge]
I'm about to eat

I find your pastries are so dear
Give them to me, they'll disappear
All your food, it tastes so good
It tastes yummy. like food should
C'mon make me something hot
Over and over again

Chocolate cookies....


shut up, shut up, shut up
shut up and bake me some food!!
shut up, shut up, shut up
SHUT UP, I'm about to EAT!!!


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