(Start question one)

Yo Friend
I don't know why
You didn't read the quizbook that was supplied
With that in mind
I think it's time
To coach to you, man
All I know
Quizzers are fast at thinkin'
Watch time fly by after they buzz in
Watch the quizzers speed through all that they say
They're always right, by the way
(It's so unreal)
Rookie quizzers don't know
That quizzing is more than just a game show
They try to hold on with bonuses, no more
They think that's OK
(Their scores are low)
I set everything aside so I could fly high to the top fifty part
What it means to me, is everything, so please help me
By studying really hard

You tried so hard – but failed so far
Quizzin'—
Practice really matters
Don't study at all – your average falls
Quizzin' –
Practice really matters

Don't wait
Buzz in this time
It doesn't matter if you know what answer's right
Keep that in mind
You have the time
To think through your answer
For a while
If I practice at seven thirty-three
So I am just as smart as Socrates
But as long as you have a slow buzzer speed
Your score won't go too far
Once you have a real' good quizzing score
Quizzing friends wouldn't recognize you anymore
You'll be placed in the top ten
All this happens "cause you've been
Practicin'—
You set everything aside so you could fly high to the top fifty part
What it means you see, is eventually, you'll be good like me
Cuz you practiced real' hard

You tried so hard – but failed so far
Quizzin'—
Practice really matters
Don't study at all – your average falls
Quizzin' –
Practice really matters

Read my quiz book, through and through
Studied as hard as I can
After all this
I've learned all that I can know
Read my quiz book, through and through
Studied as hard as I can
After all this
I've learned all that I can know

You tried so hard – but failed so far
Quizzin'—
Practice really matters
Don't study at all – your average falls
Quizzin' –
Practice really matters