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Song Parodies -> "Need A New Pair"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking The Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Need A New Pair"

Parody Written by:

Morgan

The Lyrics

I was bored out of my mind.
Toenails poke through
Cutting up my shoe
I need to buy a pair again
They need some room
To air out all the fumes
It's stinking up my room again

I don't have to be the bum
With all the Birkenstocks
I know that I will look gay
Wearing them with socks

Don't know what I'm complaining for
They look good enough for me
I don't think it's all too late
To re-sew up the seam
People just don't seem to get
They're comfortable to wear
So I don't need to get a
I don't have to buy a
New pair

A new shoe store
You'll never see me there
Why would I waste my money here?
Those poor dumb jocks.
They're looking for a sale.
Then they can have my Birkenstocks.

I don't have to be the bum
With all the Birkenstocks
I know that I will look gay
Wearing them with socks

Don't know what I'm complaining for
They look good enough for me
I don't think it's all too late
To re-sew up the seam
People just don't seem to get
They're comfortable to wear
So I don't need to get a
I don't have to buy a
New pair

I should clip my toenails
So I can fit my heel
If my foot fits alright
They'll last another year

Don't know what I'm complaining for
They look good enough for me
I don't think it's all too late
To re-sew up the seam
People just don't seem to get
They're comfortable to wear
Maybe I should get a new pair
Do you think I should buy a new pair?
I think I will buy a
New pair!


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Yet Another Dutchman - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
You were bored, still delivered a very amusing parody, Morgan. You don't have to buy new shoes! Put your foot down!

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