Buttocks consume
Like stinking up the room
I'm taking a huge dump again
You all assume
I'm safe in the bathroom
Unless the toilet clogs again

I don't want to be the one
That battles all these poos
'Cause inside I realize
That crapping's a virtue
I don't know what's worth wiping for
Or why I have to crap
I don't know why it smells like this
Shooting out like a gat
I don't know if I can stop
Life is so mean
I don't know why I'm sick this way
I know it's not all right
So I'm clogging the toilet
I'm clogging the toilet
Tonight

Clutching toilet paper
I tightly lock the door
I try to let it out again
I crap much more
Than the toilet can endure
It won't be flushed all down again

I don't want to be the one
That battles all these poos
'Cause inside I realize
Crapping is a virtue
I don't know why it smells like this
Shooting out like a gat
I don't know if I can stop
Life is so mean
I don't know why I'm sick this way
I'll never get all clean
So I'm clogging the toilet
I'm clogging the toilet
Tonight

I'll crap it on the walls
'Cause the toilet can't hold all
I'll never crap again
'Cause my bladder popped


I don't want to be the one
That battles all these poos
'Cause inside I realize
Crapping is a virtue
I don't know why it smells like this
Shooting out like a gat
But now my body is empty
So maybe I can clean
I don't know why I'm sick this way
I know it's not all right
So I'm clogging the toilet
I'm clogging the toilet
Tonight